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A little unfortnate Story

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Their was a little boy named jimmy who once had a horrible day, some of you may be wondering for what reason did I use "was" while introducing this boy, well already you can tell how "horrible" it is. Anyways, Jimmy on this day was going to school, he had just had a wonderful dream and was thinking allot about it, he thought that today he should take an extra breakfast so he can take time to think of how great his dream was, the problem was, was that he missed the bus doing so, so now he needed to ask his mother to drive him, normally his mother would agree to driving him but today she was a bit busy, so he tried asking the rest of his family members and failed doing so, so he decided to walk to school, while walking to school he knew that he would surely be late if he walked, and he wanted ever so badly to talk to his class about his dream in show&tell, so he decided to take out his sisters Rollerblade with out telling her.

He was doing classes and it was pretty easy using it when you get the hang of it, so he was on the way to school, "I will surely get to school on time now" jimmy excitedly whispered to himself, while he was blading he noticed cute Miss.Tudgemans cat, her cat was missing for 3 weeks and she has been missing it ever so much lately, Jimmy was tempted to take it back to Miss.Tudgman but thought that the cat would be there after school and his mission was more important than a little cat that can easily be found again. So he continued to roll to school. While on his way, he fell on the ground when a big pebble got caught in his blades, he was frustrated that this stupid pebble gave him a big boo-boo and it was slowing him down by having him fall,"Stupid pebble, your gonna make me miss show&tell" so instead of putting the rock aside so no one else would get hurt, he threw the rock out as far as he can possibly throw. When Jimmy got up he started riding until he got into a crosswalk, he roller bladed on the crosswalk without looking both ways, which was a fatal mistake for poor little jimmy, when jimmy looked to his right, he noticed a Semi coming straight towards him, Jimmy was panicking, he didn't know what to do, he couldn't stop because he was still learning, and he doesn't know how to stop, so he accelerates onto the road thinking he can make it before it goes by, but while he was in the middle of the road, a rock got stuck in his blades again, IT WAS THE SAME ROCK HE THREW FROM BEFORE, he was in the middle of a road, on the ground waiting for the inevitable...BANG, little jimmy was laying there dead, as the semi flattened him on the cement road, 1 block away from his school...
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Post by Innovacious »

o.O thats not a very nice story :(
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ehhh sounds like karma
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That is the stupidest most pathetic story ever.
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and I can't believe I read the hole thing :(

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Um i think everyone is wondering...........







What was the dream about?
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Innovacious wrote:o.O thats not a very nice story :(


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Where did you get the idea for it ?

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Hmm I've never heard of semi trucks driving in residential areas, suburbs or even cities near schools.
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Bastet wrote:and I can't believe I read the hole thing :(


I know. I think the topic starter just made this up on the spot....
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Post by PhoenixRider »

Wow, nice guess, I literally made it up on the spot...whats soo bad about it? I found it quite funny =P
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nadare32 wrote:Hmm I've never heard of semi trucks driving in residential areas, suburbs or even cities near schools.


I get em all the time around here, in school zones, in my city.

Edit: And the OP is an idiot.
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