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I went to the magic kingdom today with my mutha and my fatha and let me tell you, one day I'm gonna go there by myself cuz it's overflowing with hot chickz I can't get my game on if my mom and dad are right there the whole time

I think I need to start working in a daycare for little babies cuz I swear, I'm like a god to them. They stare at me for hours. We were sitting at a table and some little girl in a stroller was literally staring at me for the whole time. Then a bunch of other kids kept staring at me. It's not the first time it's happened. Why the hell can't it be girls my age staring like that and not these little walking poopmachines

I was wearing a yellow shirt that has Homer Simpson's face on it and I got like 10 people throughout the day saying stuff about my shirt to me. Some random Disney janitor was like Hey Homer! from like 100 feet away. Then we were on a ride called "jungle cruise" where you basically in a boat taht goes around to make it look like you exploring in a jungle. Basically the navigator guy is talking the whole time about random bullshit, making jokes and giving us an overview of what we're seeing. So he's sitting at the front in his mic, and it's near the end of the day so I had just about had enough and was ready to go home and must of had a pissed off face. So he's talking on his mic and he's like "Well the gentleman in the homer simpson shirt looks very excited to be here" and everyone turned around to look at me and started lol'ing. He talked about me a couple other times during the ride. At the end he made a joke about david hasselhoff "the hoff," that was cool.

I must of seen 50+ people that weighed over 500 pounds.

I saw some kid throw up like 5 feet from me.

I was about to beat down some little kid behind me in a line. He kept on bumping into me and just being all over the place and I was really getting fed up with it. Parents didn't do jack to discipline him.


Yeah.

What? No Bellaire? I feel ripped off.

lol that was one screwed up day you had there xD

maybe you look weird
lol j/k

but why disney world i mean there must be at least 3 better theme parks in the area that aren't made for kids 10 and under....and im surprised there were only 500 fat ppl...im even more surprised only 1 kid pissed you off...normally its a sea of fat ppl with there spoiled fat kids who try to run but just end up hobbling into ppl and spilling drinks....im just bitter i've never been to the Magic Kingdom

XemnasXD wrote:maybe you look weird
lol j/k

but why disney world i mean there must be at least 3 better theme parks in the area that aren't made for kids 10 and under....and im surprised there were only 500 fat ppl...im even more surprised only 1 kid pissed you off...normally its a sea of fat ppl with there spoiled fat kids who try to run but just end up hobbling into ppl and spilling drinks....im just bitter i've never been to the Magic Kingdom

I went there when I was er...8 then again at age 12.

Stallowned wrote:I think I need to start working in a daycare for little babies cuz I swear, I'm like a god to them. They stare at me for hours. We were sitting at a table and some little girl in a stroller was literally staring at me for the whole time. Then a bunch of other kids kept staring at me. It's not the first time it's happened. Why the hell can't it be girls my age staring like that and not these little walking poopmachines

*takes off i'm a dork sticker from his shirt

I went to Disney World when i was 13.

Most awesomest place on earth. Seriously.

And yes, there are a lot of hot chicks.

Show us ze shirt Homer!

i've never been to disney world

so what's the difference between disney world and disneyland? (besides the location)

interesting day stallowned...

IguanaRampage wrote:interesting day stallowned...

Coulda been much more interesting if you know what I mean which I'm sure you do since I'm talkign to you on xfire

yes I do. It could have been very interesting. Interesting enough, perhaps, for a video.

I went there when I was 7 years old. Cnat remember anything for now except for the soft fluffy mickey mouse doll I got, lol.

IguanaRampage wrote:yes I do. It could have been very interesting. Interesting enough, perhaps, for a video.

Hey hey hey let's not get our hopes up

Sounded fun

Stall, lets go to Disney World together.

Montolio wrote:Stall, lets go to Disney World together.

Gay.

francomade wrote:

Montolio wrote:Stall, lets go to Disney World together.

Gay.

You mean badass

happynoobing wrote:i've never been to disney world

Same here, maybe I'll get there one day..

Maybe they stared at your homer simpson's shirt? =P
Sounds like you had a...nice day xD

ive never been.

ill go and stare at you while being nakie

kk

+1 to Stallowned.

Last time I went to Disney was in Feb...and I was like" "

Some girls(pretty hot I might say) kept staring at me when I went to the hotel pool...haven't yall seen a skinny guy with a six pack before??! I felt very violated I might add...but I have a GF and I happen to be very loyal...that...and my whole family tagging along.

I mean, what is it with girls and six packs...I poked my friend in ze stomach...she poked me back... she asked..."Hey, do you have a six pack? "

HTVHitokiri wrote:

francomade wrote:

Montolio wrote:Stall, lets go to Disney World together.

Gay.

You mean badass

Hell yeah! We would live it up at the ol' DW! I have never been there myself, but judging by how Stall's day went, I figure if I go, I might as well go with him.

Also, who says I'm a guy? Who says Stall is a guy?
We both ARE, but the point is...
Assumptions are the mother of all fk ups. Remember that.

P.S. SuicideGrl is a guy!

But we still love her...er I mean him!

draquish wrote:+1 to Stallowned.

Last time I went to Disney was in Feb...and I was like" "

Some girls(pretty hot I might say) kept staring at me when I went to the hotel pool...haven't yall seen a skinny guy with a six pack before??! I felt very violated I might add...but I have a GF and I happen to be very loyal...that...and my whole family tagging along.

I mean, what is it with girls and six packs...I poked my friend in ze stomach...she poked me back... she asked..."Hey, do you have a six pack? "

six packs ftw I have one

I had one but I drank it.

'cause hard, rippling 6 pack is ze sexy ma'an! Chances are if you have 6 pack, you'd have a very toned body. It's probably the sexiest muscle on your body, second to your brain.

The taxi driver says:

"June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight. "

Anh_Hung_Rom wrote:'cause hard, rippling 6 pack is ze sexy ma'an! Chances are if you have 6 pack, you'd have a very toned body. It's probably the sexiest muscle on your body, second to your brain.

The taxi driver says:

"June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight. "

I would rather have a six-pack beerpack than a six-pack stomachpack .

But hey, that's just me.

Stallowned, this topic made my day .

i went universal studios in the summer when i went to florida for holiday
and let me tell you something...hardly no kids and i chatted up so many
american girls (only me and my mates went, and they loved my english
accent )

Stallowned wrote: one day I'm gonna go there by myself cuz it's overflowing with hot chickz

o.O you want go there alone hehehe so you can drooled entire day after them .. LOL

Yes Mont let's go to Disney

And BlacFox maybe you are the one drooling.. or is it SecReT :

Let's all go to Disney together

Anyways, I went there when I was 10, it was fun lol