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Woman too fat to know she's pregnant?

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:24 pm
by Bakemaster

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:26 pm
by hitokiri
Just so you know, you have been carrying a little baby around with you for the last 9 months. You will be poppin that sucker out in 2 days. Lawl. Thats sad.

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:31 pm
by Kitty
I sure feel sorry for the guy who knocked her up. Seriously.

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:35 pm
by hitokiri
Whoa...I didnt look at the picture before. Yeah i 2nd that. Rawr

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:35 pm
by lexies2
Hello_Kitty wrote:I sure feel sorry for the guy who knocked her up. Seriously.
lmao +1 :P

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:39 pm
by Blyth
FFS, i was eating, god damn you bake. :banghead: Why post random shit?

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:49 pm
by Salthiz
I wouldn't hit that.

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:51 pm
by BlackFox
Blyth wrote:FFS, i was eating, god damn you bake. :banghead: Why post random shit?

Yea True ... I think is sorry for her not the /guy be so F** And have a baby now .. :shock:

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:53 pm
by Bakemaster
Blyth wrote:FFS, i was eating, god damn you bake. :banghead: Why post random shit?

All part of my genius plan to piss off annoying pricks, I guess.

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:15 pm
by Tasdik
Dang....

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:33 pm
by LuV3r8o1
Salthiz wrote:I wouldn't hit that.


+1
My question is...who would?
And what the hell was he drinking/smoking/snorting/shooting?

[edit]And how? I mean, can she really spread her legs wide enough? I wouldn't imagine doggy style would be easier, either. What do you do with all the fat? Just try to move it to the side? Was the guy fat, too? That brings in a whole 'nother element of difficulty.

Mental images FTL.

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:51 pm
by Blurred
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:57 pm
by MastaChiefX
LuV3r8o1 wrote:
Salthiz wrote:I wouldn't hit that.


+1
My question is...who would?
And what the hell was he drinking/smoking/snorting/shooting?

[edit]And how? I mean, can she really spread her legs wide enough? I wouldn't imagine doggy style would be easier, either. What do you do with all the fat? Just try to move it to the side? Was the guy fat, too? That brings in a whole 'nother element of difficulty.

Mental images FTL.

EWWWW.

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:13 pm
by Reise
Dude. Come on.

Image

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:50 pm
by CrimsonKnight
:shock: You have got to be kidding me...

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:08 pm
by Choseal
LuV3r8o1 wrote:
Salthiz wrote:I wouldn't hit that.


+1
My question is...who would?
And what the hell was he drinking/smoking/snorting/shooting?

[edit]And how? I mean, can she really spread her legs wide enough? I wouldn't imagine doggy style would be easier, either. What do you do with all the fat? Just try to move it to the side? Was the guy fat, too? That brings in a whole 'nother element of difficulty.

Mental images FTL.


+11111 :shock:

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:13 pm
by Nuklear
Reise wrote:Dude. Come on.

Image

HAHAHAHAHA, that's pwnage. Zed ftw

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:19 pm
by Therealmixmax2
Hello_Kitty wrote:I sure feel sorry for the guy who knocked her up. Seriously. I Really Really Really Really feel bad for the guy, really bad, seriously, wow.


Editted for Accuracy.

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:21 pm
by Reise
Therealmixmax2 wrote:
Hello_Kitty wrote:I sure feel sorry for the guy who knocked her up. Seriously. I Really Really Really Really feel bad for the guy, really bad, seriously, wow.


Editted for Accuracy.


I believe this thread's lesson is:

Don't drink, or do drugs. God help us if you end up with a woman (thing) like the one in that article.

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:44 pm
by XemnasXD
Hello_Kitty wrote:I sure feel sorry for the guy who knocked her up. Seriously.


+9999 oh god the sex must've been like jumping on a giant beanbag chair, hoping you hit yoru target, then struggling to get out.....the stuggling to get out was what was probably mistaken for sex :(

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:21 am
by nadare32
You guys are mean, I'm happy for her. IT's such a blessing to have a baby.

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:41 am
by Draquish
nadare32 wrote:You guys are mean, I'm happy for her. IT's such a blessing to have a baby.



Have you ever had a baby?

Just out of curiousity :P

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:53 am
by ciddy
Hello_Kitty wrote:I sure feel sorry for the guy who knocked her up. Seriously.


maybe she knocked him up :?

i'm surprise that the baby is healthy after living in that kind of "environment"

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:55 am
by lexies2
nadare32 wrote:You guys are mean, I'm happy for her. IT's such a blessing to have a baby.
It sure is but....she just crossed the line on how beautiful the birthing of a baby can be...and frankly her baby birth is just disgusting >_<

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:57 am
by [SD]Master_Wong
Xia_Hou_Dun wrote:
Hello_Kitty wrote:I sure feel sorry for the guy who knocked her up. Seriously.


maybe she knocked him up :?

i'm surprise that the baby is healthy after living in that kind of "environment"


what do you means its just like having your house insulated isnt it haha

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:06 am
by PhoenixRider
Choseal wrote:
LuV3r8o1 wrote:
Salthiz wrote:I wouldn't hit that.


+1
My question is...who would?
And what the hell was he drinking/smoking/snorting/shooting?

[edit]And how? I mean, can she really spread her legs wide enough? I wouldn't imagine doggy style would be easier, either. What do you do with all the fat? Just try to move it to the side? Was the guy fat, too? That brings in a whole 'nother element of difficulty.

Mental images FTL.


+11111 :shock:
I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT HOW TRUE YOU ARE xD maybe it was some guy with a 15 incher, and he was able to move the fat out of the way to inside before the fat was to collapse on it Oo, not really a good image in your head (2 fat people doing it >.<)

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:09 am
by ciddy
Master_wong wrote:
Xia_Hou_Dun wrote:
Hello_Kitty wrote:I sure feel sorry for the guy who knocked her up. Seriously.


maybe she knocked him up :?

i'm surprise that the baby is healthy after living in that kind of "environment"


what do you means its just like having your house insulated isnt it haha


lol true also serve as good protection for like car collision

i just thought the nutritions the mom gives to the baby may contain high cholesterol and not enough of protein, minerals, etc. yes i'm a bio major :P

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:33 am
by [SD]Twysta
I feel sorry for the baby... :(

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:43 am
by Kitty

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:33 am
by [SD]bizzle
Hello_Kitty wrote:http://youtube.com/watch?v=jVgR6fAHKuU

Replace with babies. O_O


lol i remember this, and i do feel sry for the baby growing up knowing his mother didnt even know he was alive in her until he was ready to come out.