The 4 Steps to surely be a Rich Man

Jabo · Post by **Jabo** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:10 pm

1. To have fathers with a good amount of money.
2. To have a good and important job.
3. To be married with a girl with fathers with a good amount of gold.
4. To be married with a girl with a good job.

If you follow these steps, you can always be rich.

( the step Nº 1 is not very important, if you follow the other 3 steps, you will be rich)

and its so easy like that =)

Stallowned · Post by **Stallowned** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:17 pm

OR
Be a girl with breast implants.

Marry rich old idiots and then kill them and make it look like an accident.
Collect all their money, life insurance, property, etc :banghead:

LadyOphelia · Post by **LadyOphelia** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:26 pm

Stallowned wrote:OR
Be a girl with breast implants.

Marry rich old idiots and then kill them and make it look like an accident.
Collect all their money, life insurance, property, etc

I knew I was born female for a reason! :wink:

Lmfao!

hitokiri · Post by **hitokiri** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:33 pm

Blast i must find a girl with multiple fathers with lots of gold. 10k rez lawl.

Crumpets · Post by **Crumpets** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:42 pm

Stallowned wrote:OR
Be a girl with breast implants.

Marry rich old idiots and then kill them and make it look like an accident.
Collect all their money, life insurance, property, etc

Anna N..............................

hitokiri · Post by **hitokiri** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:45 pm

Plus44 wrote:Anna N..............................

Hmm. I know this one....Uh. Anna Na Banana?

user · Post by **user** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:02 pm

rob a bank?

lexies2 · Post by **lexies2** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:14 pm

LadyOphelia wrote:
Stallowned wrote:OR
Be a girl with breast implants.

Marry rich old idiots and then kill them and make it look like an accident.
Collect all their money, life insurance, property, etc

I knew I was born female for a reason! Lmfao!

+1

shoto · Post by **shoto** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:16 pm

you ladies have no shame :oops:

lexies2 · Post by **lexies2** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:20 pm

shoto wrote:you ladies have no shame

lol,I was just kidding...I wouldn't be caught dead with some old man xD

Stallowned · Post by **Stallowned** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:27 pm

lexies2 wrote:
shoto wrote:you ladies have no shame
lol,I was just kidding...I wouldn't be caught dead with some old man xD

What if it was for millions of dollars and hte stupid old bastard gives you everything you want.

Jabo · Post by **Jabo** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:28 pm

user wrote:rob a bank?

oh yeah, thats an easier way

Stallowned · Post by **Stallowned** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:32 pm

Jabo wrote:
user wrote:rob a bank?

oh yeah, thats an easier way

Actually, robbing a bank is a bad idea.
The punishment for robbing a bank is very high.
You will have a whole police department on you within minutes.
The amount of money you will actually get isn't all THAT much, the chances of you getting into the vault is extremely low, you need like 500 keys and 52000 combinations.

Better to rob a very rich person.
Can get away with millions.
YOu aren't going to have armored tanks and machine guns waiting for you at every corner and behind every bush.

user · Post by **user** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:03 pm

Stallowned wrote:YOu aren't going to have armored tanks and machine guns waiting for you at every corner and behind every bush.

not sure about the armored cars from the police, but the security companies uses the ones that are only bullet proof to pistols not assault rifles

cops dont have machine guns

i play silk road · Post by **i play silk road** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:08 pm

set up a premium rate phone line

lexies2 · Post by **lexies2** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:22 pm

Stallowned wrote:
lexies2 wrote:
shoto wrote:you ladies have no shame
lol,I was just kidding...I wouldn't be caught dead with some old man xD

What if it was for millions of dollars and hte stupid old bastard gives you everything you want.

hmmm.....

well that would mean I would have to drop my bf I've been with for 3 years for alot of cash :banghead:

well I'll just be loyal and say not even for that!

takolin · Post by **takolin** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:39 pm

Step one: Add lucky to your body with the use of a luck stone.
Step two: Buy some lucky powders.
Step three: Buy a lottery ticket with the highest pay out (in Europe it would be Euromillions) at a time when it'll pay out a lot if you get the winning combination.
Step four: Enjoy being rich and give me some cash for this information.

Try to win money any easier as this.

PS the use of lucky powders might be illegal in certain countries. Please inform first with the local authorities.

Rockshmo · Post by **Rockshmo** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:54 am

1. Invent crappy new merchandise to make American's lazier
2. Get on informercials
3. Display a few "working" models
4. Sell cheap knock off models that break within 2 weeks and throw in loads of extras so people think it's a steal

Tasdik · Post by **Tasdik** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:57 am

ROFL!!!

MastaChiefX · Post by **MastaChiefX** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:12 am

Being richer makes you not 1 bit happier, possibly even sadder.

Draquish · Post by **Draquish** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:14 am

MastaChiefX wrote:Being richer makes you not 1 bit happier, possibly even sadder.

I agree.

Tasdik · Post by **Tasdik** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:16 am

draquish wrote:
MastaChiefX wrote:Being richer makes you not 1 bit happier, possibly even sadder.

I agree.

I agree too unless your rich and have a nice life aka family/wife/friends then being rich is fun

MastaChiefX · Post by **MastaChiefX** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:18 am

Tasdik wrote:
draquish wrote:
MastaChiefX wrote:Being richer makes you not 1 bit happier, possibly even sadder.

I agree.

I agree too unless your rich and have a nice life aka family/wife/friends then being rich is fun

But are you really happy?
Your never satisified with you life.

Tasdik · Post by **Tasdik** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:20 am

I'm pretty happy i've got things i'd like to be better at but thats what makes us human were never satisfied

Stallowned · Post by **Stallowned** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:28 am

MastaChiefX wrote:Being richer makes you not 1 bit happier, possibly even sadder.

I disagree.

Tasdik · Post by **Tasdik** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:30 am

Whoa guys this is getting pretty deep...

MastaChiefX · Post by **MastaChiefX** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:35 am

Stallowned wrote:
MastaChiefX wrote:Being richer makes you not 1 bit happier, possibly even sadder.

I disagree.

Unless your in poverty, I agree to disagree.

XemnasXD · Post by **XemnasXD** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:57 am

HTVHitokiri wrote:
Plus44 wrote:Anna N..............................

Hmm. I know this one....Uh. Anna Na Banana?

*gasp* how dare you pppl...Anna Nicole was the light of the world...she fought for peace, justice, and the american way...She even rescued babbies from rabid wolverines....HOW MANY OF YOU CAN SAY YOU'VE DONE THAT....my world feels so much darker without her

AllEyezOnMe · Post by **AllEyezOnMe** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:11 am

Tasdik wrote:
draquish wrote:
MastaChiefX wrote:Being richer makes you not 1 bit happier, possibly even sadder.

I agree.

I agree too unless your rich and have a nice life aka family/wife/friends then being rich is fun

I seriously disagree. This statement is 80% false. I'll explain tomorrow

lexies2 · Post by **lexies2** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:23 am

AllEyezOnMe wrote:
Tasdik wrote:
draquish wrote:
MastaChiefX wrote:Being richer makes you not 1 bit happier, possibly even sadder.

I agree.

I agree too unless your rich and have a nice life aka family/wife/friends then being rich is fun

I seriously disagree. This statement is 80% false. I'll explain tomorrow

pfffff the only times you see people miserable with a ton of cash is in the movies. In RL your miserable because 1. You obviously don't know where to shop :roll:

or 2. See 1.