Feet
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:25 am
I just felt like copy/pasting half of this random MSN discussion I just had. Am I right, or am I right?
Buffalochickenmaster says:
A real man's foot is like...
Buffalochickenmaster says:
is like the bizarre progeny of a THORN BUSH and a CINDER BLOCK.
Buffalochickenmaster says:
And it don't take no f$#%ing guff, nossir.
Moogie - Who's that shouting, John the Revelator! says:
but how will anyone appreciate feet like that?
Buffalochickenmaster says:
Real mens' feet are for things like kicking, stomping (violent), running, and sticking in closing doors to keep them open. As opposed to womens' feet which are for tip-toeing, stomping (cute/pouty), dancing, and pampering.
Buffalochickenmaster says:
I had a friend once who tried that foot-pampering. The next day he stuck his foot in a closing door to keep it open, and it CAME RIGHT OFF.
Buffalochickenmaster says:
We call him Footless Joe.
Buffalochickenmaster says:
A real man's foot is like...
Buffalochickenmaster says:
is like the bizarre progeny of a THORN BUSH and a CINDER BLOCK.
Buffalochickenmaster says:
And it don't take no f$#%ing guff, nossir.
Moogie - Who's that shouting, John the Revelator! says:
but how will anyone appreciate feet like that?
Buffalochickenmaster says:
Real mens' feet are for things like kicking, stomping (violent), running, and sticking in closing doors to keep them open. As opposed to womens' feet which are for tip-toeing, stomping (cute/pouty), dancing, and pampering.
Buffalochickenmaster says:
I had a friend once who tried that foot-pampering. The next day he stuck his foot in a closing door to keep it open, and it CAME RIGHT OFF.
Buffalochickenmaster says:
We call him Footless Joe.