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what is the worst thing your significant other can say to you?

I am think something like "Your _____ was better."

Eg. Your brother was better. Your dad was better. Possibly, your dog was better.

Erm, "Meh, that was nice, now sling your hook" ?

Or "I never loved you." Bit harsh that one.

Remember when I said I went to the STD clinic?

I lied.

"Is it in yet?"

"I forgot to tell you.... I used to be a man"

'I have aids btw'

Plus44 wrote:'I have aids btw'

xD

Leave the money on the dresser.

0l3n wrote:"Is it in yet?"

Worst one still IMO heh heh.

These are some sexual things to say during/after:

"All that porn sure worked out"

"If anyone asks, we're just friends."

"How do you feel about threesomes"

"Crap! Hide, the kids are home"

"Mind if my roomate watches?"

"Pay you now or later?"

"It's all in your mind."

Thats about all.

and ofcourse:


"I have a fetish for camels."

"I hope you like it in the butt"

"Why did my butt hurt when I woke up"

okay gg.

0l3n wrote:"Is it in yet?"

If that EVER is gonna happen to some1, you better call a doctor and do the dickjob lmfao. Classic.

InfernalAdvocate wrote:These are some sexual things to say during/after:

"All that porn sure worked out"

"If anyone asks, we're just friends."

"How do you feel about threesomes"

"Crap! Hide, the kids are home"

"Mind if my roomate watches?"

"Pay you now or later?"

"It's all in your mind."

Thats about all.

and ofcourse:


"I have a fetish for camels."

"I hope you like it in the butt"

"Why did my butt hurt when I woke up"

okay gg.

Uhmm how old are you again?

"Wow, I musta been drunk"

yeah.....can i have my money back?

"wow...you look so much like my <Insert family member here>"


Heres one I've said before:

"I'm hungry."

And I was

"The important thing is, you tried."

"ZzZzZzZz"

Rockshmo wrote:"The important thing is, you tried."

Lool

"Make me a sandwich."

"Oh dear god put your pants back on!"

"again? ok, fine, I can spare another two minutes"

reminds me of a dude i was playin cs1.6 with a while back, his alias was

'HungLikeATicTac'

XD

"Who are you?"

"Oh s**t the comdom broke!"

0l3n wrote:"Oh s**t the comdom broke!"

Hahahaha.. ahh I've had the pleasure of saying that one before.


"Hmm where'd I put that itch creme."

"On second thought, I'm going back to Doplertin."

Bakemaster wrote:"On second thought, I'm going back to Doplertin."

Ouch..

"Your uggly."

"You look better with your back facing me."

"Ohhh yess<Insert ex-boyfriend's name here>"

"I'm still not done you know..."

"Why don't you just use your finger? Its bigger."

"I knew your bra was padded!!"

"Do you know what some female spiders do after sex?"

"Did I meantion I have herpes?"

"Now we have to get married."

draquish wrote:"You look better with your back facing me."

"Ohhh yess<Insert ex-boyfriend's name here>"

"I'm still not done you know..."

"Why don't you just use your finger? Its bigger."

"I knew your bra was padded!!"

"Do you know what some female spiders do after sex?"

"Did I meantion I have herpes?"

"Now we have to get married."

lol whats up with all the sex jokes?

"I cant belive i did this,go away i dont want to see you,you dirty pig.....Ahhh Water........!!!!!!"

"Im not happy whit ya"

"Listen,i know you are stupid in everything...You dont need to prove anything"

"Ahhh get out of my bed you ugly furry ball"

"Can you tell me why did i do this again ?"

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