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I saw a new brand of Doritos the other day called "EXTREME DORITOS." What the hell were they thinking? As if anyone eating "EXTREME DORITOS" isn't going to be some greasy fatass nerd with skid marks in his underwear, they market these chips using healthy athletic models that get laid all the time. The problem is that people who eat Doritos NEVER GET LAID.

It was bad enough that they tried to market "3D" Doritos with "the three-dimensional taste sensation that's making waves across the country," but now we have to put up with more in-your-face extreme DO-THE-DEW morons on TV who are trying to make a bag of smelly chips look cool by jumping off a cliff (not that I'm against people jumping off of cliffs, I'm all for it as long as their necks break). One of the main reasons I don't eat Doritos is because I like my corn chips bullshit free. They market these 3D chips as being new and intense.. as opposed to their regular 2D chips?

What they really need to start marketing is an "EXTREME SHUT THE HELL UP" brand of Doritos that contains the bubonic plague in every bag. That will solve two problems at once: 1. No more lame Doritos commercials and 2. No more child molesters since only child molesters eat Doritos anyway. Holy shit.. that's a good idea. I should be king.

Maddox kapwns all k thx, I bought his book

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=dorito

With that said, don't try to steal people's material. Oh and Anime poses a greater threat to human kind.

GO EAT SOME DORITOS ASSHOLE!

AllEyezOnMe wrote:GO EAT SOME DORITOS ASSHOLE!

lol'ed so hard

Boycott Doritos?!?!

Give me Doritos or give me death!


Death!

your name states you exactly

Maniac wrote:I saw a new brand of Doritos the other day called "EXTREME DORITOS." What the hell were they thinking? As if anyone eating "EXTREME DORITOS" isn't going to be some greasy fatass nerd with skid marks in his underwear, they market these chips using healthy athletic models that get laid all the time. The problem is that people who eat Doritos NEVER GET LAID.

It was bad enough that they tried to market "3D" Doritos with "the three-dimensional taste sensation that's making waves across the country," but now we have to put up with more in-your-face extreme DO-THE-DEW morons on TV who are trying to make a bag of smelly chips look cool by jumping off a cliff (not that I'm against people jumping off of cliffs, I'm all for it as long as their necks break). One of the main reasons I don't eat Doritos is because I like my corn chips bullshit free. They market these 3D chips as being new and intense.. as opposed to their regular 2D chips?

What they really need to start marketing is an "EXTREME SHUT THE HELL UP" brand of Doritos that contains the bubonic plague in every bag. That will solve two problems at once: 1. No more lame Doritos commercials and 2. No more child molesters since only child molesters eat Doritos anyway. Holy shit.. that's a good idea. I should be king.

Apparently you're new to TV and have never seen a common advertisement.

AllEyezOnMe wrote:You get 2 choices.

Suck Maniac's dick or eat doritos and I sure as hell hope you aren't gay. 0_0

For one I'm a girl (though its still sick ) And 2nd, ill eat doritos (hehe guacamole ftw)

What does eating doritoes have to do with how often (if ever) someone gets laid?

I have just one question for you.

Why the **** do you care? Turn off the TV or change the channel.

ok relax and repeat after me : po-ta-to

Maniac wrote:I saw a new brand of Doritos the other day called "EXTREME DORITOS." What the hell were they thinking? As if anyone eating "EXTREME DORITOS" isn't going to be some greasy fatass nerd with skid marks in his underwear, they market these chips using healthy athletic models that get laid all the time. The problem is that people who eat Doritos NEVER GET LAID.

It was bad enough that they tried to market "3D" Doritos with "the three-dimensional taste sensation that's making waves across the country," but now we have to put up with more in-your-face extreme DO-THE-DEW morons on TV who are trying to make a bag of smelly chips look cool by jumping off a cliff (not that I'm against people jumping off of cliffs, I'm all for it as long as their necks break). One of the main reasons I don't eat Doritos is because I like my corn chips bullshit free. They market these 3D chips as being new and intense.. as opposed to their regular 2D chips?

What they really need to start marketing is an "EXTREME SHUT THE HELL UP" brand of Doritos that contains the bubonic plague in every bag. That will solve two problems at once: 1. No more lame Doritos commercials and 2. No more child molesters since only child molesters eat Doritos anyway. Holy shit.. that's a good idea. I should be king.

Marketing sucks. Deal with it. I learned that awhile ago lol. If you let all that shit piss you off you'll never be remotely happy again...

I dunno bout Dorito's eaters being all of that...but Dorito's do cut the top of your mouth. The 2D one's anyways.

this wasnt written by me i forgot to cite sources, it was written by a man name maddox and i thought it was relle funny and had to be posted

LOL my bro used to have that site as his homepage. I never looked but he said it had some cool shit.

lexies2 wrote:

AllEyezOnMe wrote:You get 2 choices.

Suck Maniac's dick or eat doritos and I sure as hell hope you aren't gay. 0_0

For one I'm a girl (though its still sick ) And 2nd, ill eat doritos (hehe guacamole ftw)

I deleted that post, not sure how the whole "suck a dick" part would go over on these forums.

But if you're a girl.....you shouldn't really think that's nasty.

AllEyezOnMe wrote:But if you're a girl.....you shouldn't really think that's nasty.

L2P life please. Maybe she has self respect.

dom wrote:

AllEyezOnMe wrote:But if you're a girl.....you shouldn't really think that's nasty.

L2P life please. Maybe she has self respect.

Okay, yes I do have a little self respect(have some men come to think we all ho our selves? ) Now the crap stops here before this turns into a flame war

Maniac wrote:I saw a new brand of Doritos the other day called "EXTREME DORITOS." What the hell were they thinking? As if anyone eating "EXTREME DORITOS" isn't going to be some greasy fatass nerd with skid marks in his underwear, they market these chips using healthy athletic models that get laid all the time. The problem is that people who eat Doritos NEVER GET LAID.

It was bad enough that they tried to market "3D" Doritos with "the three-dimensional taste sensation that's making waves across the country," but now we have to put up with more in-your-face extreme DO-THE-DEW morons on TV who are trying to make a bag of smelly chips look cool by jumping off a cliff (not that I'm against people jumping off of cliffs, I'm all for it as long as their necks break). One of the main reasons I don't eat Doritos is because I like my corn chips bullshit free. They market these 3D chips as being new and intense.. as opposed to their regular 2D chips?

What they really need to start marketing is an "EXTREME SHUT THE HELL UP" brand of Doritos that contains the bubonic plague in every bag. That will solve two problems at once: 1. No more lame Doritos commercials and 2. No more child molesters since only child molesters eat Doritos anyway. Holy shit.. that's a good idea. I should be king.

Doritos are quite good if you ask me?

ZOMG I IZ ARE MAKE THREAD ABOUT HOW I HATE THE WORD MANIAC.

AllEyezOnMe wrote:

lexies2 wrote:

AllEyezOnMe wrote:You get 2 choices.

Suck Maniac's dick or eat doritos and I sure as hell hope you aren't gay. 0_0

For one I'm a girl (though its still sick ) And 2nd, ill eat doritos (hehe guacamole ftw)

I deleted that post, not sure how the whole "suck a dick" part would go over on these forums.
But if you're a girl.....you shouldn't really think that's nasty.

not all girls are hoes

time to wake up
if u really wanna find someone who dosent think thats nasty, patrol the streets at 3:am in teh morning

lexies2 wrote:

dom wrote:

AllEyezOnMe wrote:But if you're a girl.....you shouldn't really think that's nasty.

L2P life please. Maybe she has self respect.

Okay, yes I do have a little self respect(have some men come to think we all ho our selves? ) Now the crap stops here before this turns into a flame war

A chick who sucks my dick is a hoe? Lol if we knew eachother in RL it would only be as friends. I would never date a girl who thought that close-mindedly.

It's called sexuality. Whatever you like to do, whatever comes to you when you're in that mood, then do it. That's plain stupid to hold yourself back over being fearful of labels or some stupid BS.

Hey, whatever floats your boat. But please don't go calling all chicks who suck dick hoes. That's Farking stupid.

EDIT: GL getting your boyfriend/husband to STFU about wanting some head, BTW.
EDIT2: So am I some kinda male slut for not being disgusted at the thought of eating pussy?(Don't really care if you find that word insultnig...just deal with it.)

Hey could someone send me a Dorrito in the mail?

Never had one so I guess I cant boicott Dorritos if I havnt tried it.

0l3n wrote:Hey could someone send me a Dorrito in the mail?

Never had one so I guess I cant boicott Dorritos if I havnt tried it.

NEVER HAD A DORITO!?~?~?~?!?@!?!

*faints*

Doritos=best chip out thr

We dont have Dorritos in Sweden.

Atleest I dont think we do.

Yes you do. Your flavor choices are:

Sweden

* Nacho Cheese
* Sweet Chilli Pepper
* Cajun Pepper Mix
* Cool American

Here in America we have those and about 3xxxx other flavors

draquish wrote:Yes you do. Your flavor choices are:

Sweden

* Nacho Cheese
* Sweet Chilli Pepper
* Cajun Pepper Mix
* Cool American

Here in America we have those and about 3xxxx other flavors

Alot of which taste similar to eachother.

draquish wrote:Yes you do. Your flavor choices are:

Sweden

* Nacho Cheese
* Sweet Chilli Pepper
* Cajun Pepper Mix
* Cool American

Here in America we have those and about 3xxxx other flavors

Cool never knew that.

Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos own~ >;P.


Everyone likes chips >.> lol.




lol there is a flavor called cool american? o.o.

He must have meant Cooler Ranch.

Yeha, Cool American seems a bit weird.

Wow. This is a weird topic. Some different things being discussed.