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Offtopic fun jokes here :)
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:26 am
by MightyMast
some jokes for offtopic
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
Q: Did you hear about the basketball player with leprosy?
A: He was all over the court.
(removed)
Q: How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
A: Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from.
Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
A: Give it a nipple.
<Signature Removed> - Key-J
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:54 am
by i play silk road
wow
really funny i laughed so hard uu couldnt even hear it
theyre like 100000 years old them jokes
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:56 am
by RuYi
It's a bot.
Look at the sig.
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:23 pm
by iGod
He wants to make a name for himself
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:31 pm
by RuYi
iGod wrote:He wants to make a name for himself
He better comes up with better jokes or he'll never make one.
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:49 pm
by takolin
I've heard worse.
I'm not saying there good, but there's always worse.
And some Englishperson wrote the best joke ever.
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:53 pm
by Key-J
Although it was a bot, and he is in line for bannation, it was easy to remove his sig. And he posted jokes, n everyone loves jokes
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:57 pm
by RuYi
Well his jokes were really lame! But one can't expect much from a bot, of course.
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:57 pm
by takolin
Key-J hates the Germans.
Want a hug Key?
*hugs Key.
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:00 pm
by 0l3n
i got one:
At the exact same time there are two young men on opposite sides of the Earth. One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers. The other is receiving oral sex from a 98 year old woman.
Q - They are both thinking to themselves the exact same thing. What are they both thinking?
A- Don't Look Down!
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:03 pm
by Mauler109
Three Guys walk into a bar, you think one of them would have seen it.
Re: Offtopic fun jokes here :)
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:38 pm
by _Lana_
MightyMast wrote::) some jokes for offtopic
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
Q: Did you hear about the basketball player with leprosy?
A: He was all over the court.
(removed)
Q: How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
A: Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from.
Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
A: Give it a nipple.
<Signature Removed> - Key-J
Err.....not funny.............
Lol the "Q: How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
A: Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from." is a lilt
Others are strange......
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:02 pm
by Ryo-Ohki
Extremely racist joke removed before Key-J starts getting PMs.
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:04 pm
by Stallowned
I thought they were funny.. although I didn't get a chance to see the "removed" ones
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:04 pm
by 0l3n
Ryo-Ohki wrote:Extremely racist joke removed before Key-J starts getting PMs.
that was fast
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:23 pm
by woutR
I think I posted this one quite some times, but I think it's still funny.
After years of saving a poor farmer finally buys a fully automatic milking machine for his cows. Everything is going just fine and he's making good money.
Then one day he hears moaning coming from the shed where his milking machine is, he runs to the shed to find out what is going on.
In the shed he finds his son with his d1ck in the machine, and the farmer says: ' Hahaha, tough luck son, the machine will only stop at 30 liters !'
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:34 pm
by 0l3n
woutR wrote:I think I posted this one quite some times, but I think it's still funny.
After years of saving a poor farmer finally buys a fully automatic milking machine for his cows. Everything is going just fine and he's making good money.
Then one day he hears moaning coming from the shed where his milking machine is, he runs to the shed to find out what is going on.
In the shed he finds his son with his d1ck in the machine, and the farmer says: ' Hahaha, tough luck son, the machine will only stop at 30 liters !'
hahahah!
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:12 pm
by nadare32
Why shouldnt you shower with a pokemon?
Because it will "pikachu"! lol bad joke but thats all i know.
for those who didnt get it ...pikachu = peek at you
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:22 pm
by [SD]happynoobing
nadare32 wrote:Why shouldnt you shower with a pokemon?
Because it will "pikachu"! lol bad joke but thats all i know.
for those who didnt get it ...pikachu = peek at you
lol, initially i thought it would have something to do with the excess electricity...
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:22 pm
by 0l3n
nadare32 wrote:Why shouldnt you shower with a pokemon?
Because it will "pikachu"! lol bad joke but thats all i know.
for those who didnt get it ...pikachu = peek at you
that was pretty funny
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:26 pm
by Grimjaw
nadare32 wrote:Why shouldnt you shower with a pokemon?
Because it will "pikachu"! lol bad joke but thats all i know.
for those who didnt get it ...pikachu = peek at you
Whahahahha.