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hahaha i've seen it before. Germans are so stupid, they dont learn any other lanquage at school except German. Here we learn dutch, english, french and german.. And we can even get more.. 0_o
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Deacon wrote:hahaha i've seen it before. Germans are so stupid, they dont learn any other lanquage at school except German. Here we learn dutch, english, french and german.. And we can even get more.. 0_o


First think, then write.

I learned German, English, French and Latin at school and can even read your weird lang so your post is the worst bullshit ever, at least when you generalize things ... yeah, there are these germans who speak like the guy in the vid, but they are lower class then anyways and same should fit to .nl...

wat een kanker naab...

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Monstah there was no real point in that insult....

Anyways in German school you learn english and french .. lol .. Also the germans have a certain accent, which when used with a different language is always noiticable.

Like in Hannover where I used to live, all the germans there spoke english cause of the English soldiers that were based there. It was so freekin hilarious.. at least they try tho.
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Think whatever you want, discussions like this lead to no conclusion anyways. And no, I don't just want to escape from the topic, I just erased some veryyy long answer I had prepared but then I thought: **** it, this is the Inet, people use to talk about things and state things they would never dare to say in real society (generally said), so I think: Just cut the stereotypes, don't generalize things, and if you mean things as a joke, make it clear, just to prohibit misunderstandings.

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how did my post of a funny video lead to a discussion on what germans learn in school -.-"
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pingpongboss wrote:how did my post of a funny video lead to a discussion on what germans learn in school -.-"


ROFL

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pingpongboss wrote:how did my post of a funny video lead to a discussion on what germans learn in school -.-"


I dunno but it's true, anyways hella funny video. *ZINKIN* *ZINKIN*
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I love the dramatic music at the end :love:
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Every real german( non-immigrant) has the typical accent.. and its pretty funny to listen to them mix up german and english. Hilarious :D
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Pan_Raider(`_´) wrote:Every real german( non-immigrant) has the typical accent.. and its pretty funny to listen to them mix up german and english. Hilarious :D
I'm in Germany.. full of retards who think they can rap :cry:


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MonstaH wrote:German HipHop FTL anyways... yea boi!


Fixed and agreed.
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MonstaH wrote:
Deacon wrote:hahaha i've seen it before. Germans are so stupid, they dont learn any other lanquage at school except German. Here we learn dutch, english, french and german.. And we can even get more.. 0_o


First think, then write.

I learned German, English, French and Latin at school and can even read your weird lang so your post is the worst bullshit ever, at least when you generalize things ... yeah, there are these germans who speak like the guy in the vid, but they are lower class then anyways and same should fit to .nl...

wat een kanker naab...

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ah c'mon even us dutchies don't use 'naab' anymore. And you have to admit, german's have a more sucky accent when they speak english then dutchies :p

You guys sound so funny.

Same as i might sound a bit odd when i speak german, probably cause i hate the laguage and can't.
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Eh I was born in Germany ... Lived in France, The Netherlands .. and Now living in the UK for the last 12 years. And all I can say is ... the french ..

Yes the french have the worst ever, zey zink zat zey can do zat?
Germans and dutch ain't got nothing on the typical french accents.

All tho props for dutchies learning English in Primary/ Elementary / Basis school :)
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rofl i told that in the "what do u think about belgians" thread

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bring this from the dead lol oldest thread i could find....:D
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Engrish mother facker, do you speak it? (Pulp Fiction)

'Cause I do. :oops:
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Deacon wrote:Germans are so stupid, they dont learn any other lanquage at school except German.


okay, first of all, im german and I bet you there are a lot more in the forums. Second, there not stupid. You have trouble with spanish or french when you learned it. Go to one of their countries and start speaking their language. You would seem very bad to them. Besides, we dont just learn one language. We learn enlgish, spanish, and latin. So, next time, think before you speak. i know that this had been said before, but just saying it again to express my feeling about it.
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like the average british person we expect you all to know english soo it dont matter
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why, I dont see why everyone is expected to "now" enlgish. Why dont we learn japanese? Japan is becoming a power over america soon. They could wipe out the USA.

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urtoasty wrote:why, I dont see why everyone is expected to "now" enlgish. Why dont we learn japanese? Japan is becoming a power over america soon. They could wipe out the USA.


america is too strong sadly i hate them they are more like dictators then sadam thinking they can govern any country

but maybe one day in the future a power will take them over maybe the britsh empire will regain power though we gave away most of the empire we once had
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british could never come back, we would defeat them just like in the revolutionary war, too many people in america that would help fight. They would even enlist in the military, secondly, japan could wipe us out. They have the technology to do it. If they can shoot down satellites which they did, then they can shoot ours down. If ours are down, were screwed. Our military is based on technology. If its gone, we loose. America is not strong, we get our technology from foreign people, without them, were nothing. if they think they can govern any country, then let them try, without america interfering.how do we find out who are the weaker countries and who diserves more land.

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Is this the LSD users' thread or something?

First, a German accent is not "Engrish." Engrish is English that has been poorly translated from some East Asian language; the name itself is a joke on how Japanese speakers find it hard to differentiate between the "L" and "R" sounds of English. See http://www.engrish.com.

Second, some guy with a German accent in a funny commercial in no way suggests that "Germans are so stupid..."

Third, Japan can't "wipe out" the US. :? Japan's military is a very small defense force; in fact, it's prohibited by the Japanese constitution to have an offensive military force. Even if Japan shot down all the satellites in the world (and we let them keep theirs :wink: ), they wouldn't have a chance. But the whole point is academic, Japan is one of America's closest allies, and both countries want the same thing: the free flow of business.

Speaking of allies, no matter how much the Left and center-Left of Europe hate America, they're still going to need us for a while, unless they have a way to deal with authoritarian Russia and nuclear Iran other than appeasement. :P It's the same way in Asia--there's no one to stand up to the PRC and DPRK.

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perducci!!! wrote:Is this the LSD users' thread or something?

First, a German accent is not "Engrish." Engrish is English that has been poorly translated from some East Asian language; the name itself is a joke on how Japanese speakers find it hard to differentiate between the "L" and "R" sounds of English. See http://www.engrish.com.

Second, some guy with a German accent in a funny commercial in no way suggests that "Germans are so stupid..."


I was wondering about the topic name 2. Want some Engrish?
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Then, the german accent comes from realrealreal germans, mostly the underclass and that means not all germans are dumb.

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Opfer, allesamt.
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okay, if japan can shoot satellites out of the sky, then they can shoot down ours, then we are screwed. They could ally with korea,china,philipines, and then what. Are we going to go over there and fight them all. No, we wont. And how do you know how long europe's countries are going to stay allies with us. You realize America is becoming less and less of a threat everyday.

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You germans really suck...
I mean, why did you made such a friggin' hard language that we need to learn too! :x
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why make enlish so hard and make us learn it all.

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