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Ikea simulator... why does this exist??

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2015 11:33 pm
by poehalcho
http://thestorkburntdown.itch.io/home-improv
And why is it sort of fun/relaxing D:

Re: Ikea simulator... why does this exist??

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2015 11:47 pm
by DarkJackal
Not even surprised. I've seen grass simulator, and a game where you play a piece of bread recently.

Re: Ikea simulator... why does this exist??

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2015 12:16 am
by poehalcho
DarkJackal wrote:Not even surprised. I've seen grass simulator, and a game where you play a piece of bread recently.


Grass simulator is a joke though. A cashgrab riding the retarded sim wave or a parody. Maybe both...

I am bread is at least a game at it's core.
Seems to be quite funny too. You're driving the homeowner clinically insane by causing chaos in the kitchen and toasting yourself :P.

Re: Ikea simulator... why does this exist??

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2015 12:50 am
by DarkJackal
Not sayin they are bad, but just wierd they exist lol.

Re: Ikea simulator... why does this exist??

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2015 1:07 am
by BuDo
This was built for masochists?...

Re: Ikea simulator... why does this exist??

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2015 6:53 am
by ltsune
That's the sort of thing that comes out of game jams. Wouldn't surprise me if that's how this game started too.

Re: Ikea simulator... why does this exist??

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2015 5:45 pm
by *BlackFox
poehalcho wrote:why does this exist??
To learn yourself a new skill!?
lulz

Re: Ikea simulator... why does this exist??

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2015 1:34 am
by omier
I used to think Ride to Hell: Retribution was horrible, then Grass Simulator and Accidental Runner came out. GabeN pls.
But at least this game is actually not bad.

Re: Ikea simulator... why does this exist??

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2015 11:02 am
by poehalcho
So in all seriousness... is there a way to put together #3, the bench, with all things attached properly D: ?
It doesn't seem to able to connect multiple joints at the same time, so my bench ends up looking very farked up :(

Spoiler!

Re: Ikea simulator... why does this exist??

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2015 6:54 pm
by omier
^Been looking up some Elder Scrolls lore I see. :D

Re: Ikea simulator... why does this exist??

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2015 9:09 pm
by poehalcho
Sanktum wrote:^Been looking up some Elder Scrolls lore I see. :D

Zenithar and Arkay are total assholes, completely ignoring the laws of gravity.

Re: Ikea simulator... why does this exist??

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 6:06 pm
by omier
poehalcho wrote:
Sanktum wrote:^Been looking up some Elder Scrolls lore I see. :D

Zenithar and Arkay are total assholes, completely ignoring the laws of gravity.

Lol, let's just say that it's magic.

Re: Ikea simulator... why does this exist??

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 6:45 pm
by *BlackFox
For how long it will take you to... complete the game? xD

Re: Ikea simulator... why does this exist??

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 8:49 pm
by ltsune
Now that we're on the topic, how about this one: "Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad"
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/ ... =404111723

Re: Ikea simulator... why does this exist??

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 6:46 pm
by *BlackFox
OMFG ^
What's next? Wiping your nuts simulator.. eh?

Re: Ikea simulator... why does this exist??

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2015 12:09 pm
by omier
*BlackFox wrote:OMFG ^
What's next? Wiping your nuts simulator.. eh?






And why should I wipe my nuts?