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Ikea simulator... why does this exist??

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http://thestorkburntdown.itch.io/home-improv
And why is it sort of fun/relaxing D:
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Not even surprised. I've seen grass simulator, and a game where you play a piece of bread recently.
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DarkJackal wrote:Not even surprised. I've seen grass simulator, and a game where you play a piece of bread recently.


Grass simulator is a joke though. A cashgrab riding the retarded sim wave or a parody. Maybe both...

I am bread is at least a game at it's core.
Seems to be quite funny too. You're driving the homeowner clinically insane by causing chaos in the kitchen and toasting yourself :P.
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Not sayin they are bad, but just wierd they exist lol.
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This was built for masochists?...
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That's the sort of thing that comes out of game jams. Wouldn't surprise me if that's how this game started too.
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poehalcho wrote:why does this exist??
To learn yourself a new skill!?
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I used to think Ride to Hell: Retribution was horrible, then Grass Simulator and Accidental Runner came out. GabeN pls.
But at least this game is actually not bad.
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So in all seriousness... is there a way to put together #3, the bench, with all things attached properly D: ?
It doesn't seem to able to connect multiple joints at the same time, so my bench ends up looking very farked up :(

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^Been looking up some Elder Scrolls lore I see. :D
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Sanktum wrote:^Been looking up some Elder Scrolls lore I see. :D

Zenithar and Arkay are total assholes, completely ignoring the laws of gravity.
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poehalcho wrote:
Sanktum wrote:^Been looking up some Elder Scrolls lore I see. :D

Zenithar and Arkay are total assholes, completely ignoring the laws of gravity.

Lol, let's just say that it's magic.
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For how long it will take you to... complete the game? xD
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Now that we're on the topic, how about this one: "Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad"
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/ ... =404111723
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OMFG ^
What's next? Wiping your nuts simulator.. eh?
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*BlackFox wrote:OMFG ^
What's next? Wiping your nuts simulator.. eh?






And why should I wipe my nuts?
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