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Murican Abroad

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2015 10:17 am
by Tasdik
Why do all NL **** walk so slow?

Re: Murican Abroad

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2015 10:34 am
by poehalcho
Where the **** did you even find pedestrians in NL?

Re: Murican Abroad

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2015 10:39 am
by Tasdik
I'm at the airport. Fuckers are practically begging me to just mow them down.

Re: Murican Abroad

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2015 10:47 am
by poehalcho
Oh.
They had to chug down their emergency supplies when they found out they couldn't take it abroad, so they're a little slow right now. Don't let it bother you too much.

Re: Murican Abroad

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2015 2:29 pm
by Tasdik
Side note; I love how smoking in airports here in europe is so easy.

America has failed me in that regard.

Re: Murican Abroad

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2015 7:28 pm
by .curve
Tasdik wrote:Side note; I love how smoking in airports here in europe is so easy.

America has failed me in that regard.


Oh my god I could imagine the frenzy as someone casually lit up a cig in America. TSA swarming in, someone yelling bomb, chaos, panic, kids screaming for their mothers, every Middle Eastern looking person tackled to the ground(randomly, of course.)

Whereas level headed places see it as no big deal.

Re: Murican Abroad

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 4:18 pm
by Tasdik
So, I've had to resort to rudimentary spanish to communicate with the people here.

Yay for Latin languages!

Also, 6ft high fence? Ain't gonna keep me away from the Delphi. Silly Europeans.

Re: Murican Abroad

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 6:38 pm
by *BlackFox
Tasdik wrote:Also, 6ft high fence? Ain't gonna keep me away from the Delphi
Did you even tried to climb over the fence ? xD

Anyways... Do you have any pictures of your trip ?

Re: Murican Abroad

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 6:47 pm
by Tasdik
I jumped it. Felt bad. Jumped back across.

They'd need like a 10 ft high fence to stop me.

Re: Murican Abroad

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 6:29 am
by ShaDeVi
if you are searching for new home in europe with high fences try zoo xD

Re: Murican Abroad

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:41 am
by Tasdik
Europeans are so worried about the nonessentials it's hilarious.

Walked by about 30 pepole standing outside our hotel cowering under a shelter from the rain. I said "**** that" and strode across the street in the down pour to get a cup of Coffee.

They were dazed, confused, but more importantly turned on by my audacity.

Re: Murican Abroad

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 3:52 am
by ShaDeVi
silly tasdik and his silly stories

Re: Murican Abroad

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:13 am
by [Orphen]
Tasdik wrote:Europeans are so worried about the nonessentials it's hilarious.

Walked by about 30 pepole standing outside our hotel cowering under a shelter from the rain. I said "**** that" and strode across the street in the down pour to get a cup of Coffee.

They were dazed, confused, but more importantly turned on by my audacity.

Tasdik, you my friend, are a boss. I must say, your manliness turned me on a little. ;) Hope you have fun in Europe buddy!

Re: Murican Abroad

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2015 8:41 pm
by *BlackFox
ShaDeVi wrote:silly tasdik and his silly stories
ROFL
We want to hear all your.... silly stories @Tasdik

Re: Murican Abroad

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2015 10:19 pm
by Tasdik
In Rome now. Met the pope tonight. He's not a very chatty fellow. Nice guy tho.

Also, I fell in love with an Italian woman named Isabella. We're getting married this fall.

Re: Murican Abroad

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2015 8:00 am
by poehalcho
Last time I was in Italy I found out Italian pizza is surprisingly bad.
Probably should've given it another try at another place, but w/e.

Re: Murican Abroad

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2015 2:01 pm
by Love
Tasdik wrote:Side note; I love how smoking in airports here in europe is so easy.

America has failed me in that regard.

I make it a point to walk up to every person smoking in public because **** you, I don't need to filter anyone's bad habit.

Re: Murican Abroad

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2015 5:27 pm
by *BlackFox
Tasdik wrote:Also, I fell in love with an Italian woman named Isabella. We're getting married this fall.
Ha ha.. Yeah right !

Re: Murican Abroad

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2015 9:20 am
by ShaDeVi
*BlackFox wrote:
ShaDeVi wrote:silly tasdik and his silly stories
ROFL
We want to hear all your.... silly stories @Tasdik


the TRUTH is....nothing beats your silly animal stories !

Re: Murican Abroad

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2015 9:49 am
by Tasdik
You clearly haven't read my erotic novel I wrote.

On topic; spent the past few days in some costal island town. Heading to Venice now.

Re: Murican Abroad

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2015 9:55 am
by ShaDeVi
Tasdik wrote:You clearly haven't read my erotic novel I wrote.

On topic; spent the past few days in some costal island town. Heading to Venice now.


Sounds like absolute fiction !

Re: Murican Abroad

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2015 2:25 pm
by _Bisu_
Tasdik wrote:You clearly haven't read my erotic novel I wrote.

On topic; spent the past few days in some costal island town. Heading to Venice now.


The one you failed to forge ? @sig

Trip to Europe huh, that's quite a....ClapTastic voyage. It's a big thing for a little yellow guy like you, I mean robot.

When you get hungry in Venice, visit pizzeria trattoria all'anfora, i've been hearing they have up to 40% off.

Re: Murican Abroad

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 9:12 pm
by non ego man
Tasdik wrote:
ShaDeVi wrote:the TRUTH is....nothing beats your silly animal stories !
You clearly haven't read my erotic novel I wrote.

I thought your erotic novel WAS one of your silly animal stories.

Image

Re: Murican Abroad

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 3:32 am
by _Bisu_
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-cqNDmPPLo

My favorite erotic love story. :wink:

Re: Murican Abroad

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 4:05 am
by ShaDeVi
[quote="_Bisu_"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-cqNDmPPLo

ah classic love story, reek looks like he wants to hide behind someone !