got punched in da mouth last night by a girl ayyy lmaooo
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:14 pm
ayyy lmaoooooo was at a all-you-can-eat pizza place last night after the bar, swallowing major pizza and ice cream gains of prosperity then my bro was trying to flirt some 5/10 sloot while my other bro was reading some bibble song he found in some flyer some guy left there.
anyway that girl had eyes pretty close to each others lollll so we were arguing about something random then she started to call me out of my muscles said i was a retarded meatball and I didnt knew **** because i was on steroids.
wich i replied "ayyylmao calme down sloot im just eating my ice cream listening to some good quality gospel trying to enjoy the ment, i don't want no beef with some miss popotato eyed sloot"
then BANG sloot ****ing punched me lmfao, spilled ice cream everywhere couldnt ****ing stand up i was way to drunk and laughing way too much, bros were loling hard. Bitch kept yelling **** asking other randoms guys to beat the **** out of me, other guys were just loling at the whole thing.
Gospel bro stood up walked to the ice cream machine, started to fill his pockets with sprinkles and nuts then yelled PEACEOUT YALL RETARD **** than ran away like he just owned the **** out of everyone LOLOOOLLLLL omg i was ****ing dead crying on the floor rolling in da ice cream this was beautiful.
i think the girl left the place crying because no one was giving her attention.
best night ever
anyway that girl had eyes pretty close to each others lollll so we were arguing about something random then she started to call me out of my muscles said i was a retarded meatball and I didnt knew **** because i was on steroids.
wich i replied "ayyylmao calme down sloot im just eating my ice cream listening to some good quality gospel trying to enjoy the ment, i don't want no beef with some miss popotato eyed sloot"
then BANG sloot ****ing punched me lmfao, spilled ice cream everywhere couldnt ****ing stand up i was way to drunk and laughing way too much, bros were loling hard. Bitch kept yelling **** asking other randoms guys to beat the **** out of me, other guys were just loling at the whole thing.
Gospel bro stood up walked to the ice cream machine, started to fill his pockets with sprinkles and nuts then yelled PEACEOUT YALL RETARD **** than ran away like he just owned the **** out of everyone LOLOOOLLLLL omg i was ****ing dead crying on the floor rolling in da ice cream this was beautiful.
i think the girl left the place crying because no one was giving her attention.
best night ever
..not really...