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got punched in da mouth last night by a girl ayyy lmaooo

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:14 pm
by I Am Vegeta
ayyy lmaoooooo was at a all-you-can-eat pizza place last night after the bar, swallowing major pizza and ice cream gains of prosperity then my bro was trying to flirt some 5/10 sloot while my other bro was reading some bibble song he found in some flyer some guy left there.

anyway that girl had eyes pretty close to each others lollll so we were arguing about something random then she started to call me out of my muscles said i was a retarded meatball and I didnt knew **** because i was on steroids.

wich i replied "ayyylmao calme down sloot im just eating my ice cream listening to some good quality gospel trying to enjoy the ment, i don't want no beef with some miss popotato eyed sloot"

then BANG sloot ****ing punched me lmfao, spilled ice cream everywhere couldnt ****ing stand up i was way to drunk and laughing way too much, bros were loling hard. Bitch kept yelling **** asking other randoms guys to beat the **** out of me, other guys were just loling at the whole thing.

Gospel bro stood up walked to the ice cream machine, started to fill his pockets with sprinkles and nuts then yelled PEACEOUT YALL RETARD **** than ran away like he just owned the **** out of everyone LOLOOOLLLLL omg i was ****ing dead crying on the floor rolling in da ice cream this was beautiful.


i think the girl left the place crying because no one was giving her attention.


best night ever

Re: got punched in da mouth last night by a girl ayyy lmaooo

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 10:04 pm
by Love
Why didn't you retaliate ? Scared much ?

Re: got punched in da mouth last night by a girl ayyy lmaooo

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 10:43 pm
by I Am Vegeta
Love wrote:Why didn't you retaliate ? Scared much ?



was loling way too much

Re: got punched in da mouth last night by a girl ayyy lmaooo

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 3:59 am
by DarkJackal
I couldn't even read that, but I hope it hurt.

Re: got punched in da mouth last night by a girl ayyy lmaooo

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 3:44 pm
by BuDo
:dope: ..not really...

Re: got punched in da mouth last night by a girl ayyy lmaooo

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 4:25 pm
by *BlackFox
How do you feel today? lulz

Re: got punched in da mouth last night by a girl ayyy lmaooo

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 11:15 pm
by .curve
Are you and your friends the loud obnoxious types that are way annoying in a diner where everyone's just trying to chill?

I suspect you are. Eh, every place has their crowd like you guys. Most of us just ignore you

Re: got punched in da mouth last night by a girl ayyy lmaooo

Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 1:41 pm
by ShaDeVi
was was one of dem body builder chicks and twice bigger than you ?

Re: got punched in da mouth last night by a girl ayyy lmaooo

Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 9:12 pm
by I Am Vegeta
.curve wrote:Are you and your friends the loud obnoxious types that are way annoying in a diner where everyone's just trying to chill?

I suspect you are. Eh, every place has their crowd like you guys. Most of us just ignore you



yeah we are, we're all 6'+ master race and weight lifter, we run this shit.

Re: got punched in da mouth last night by a girl ayyy lmaooo

Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 11:00 pm
by .curve
I Am Vegeta wrote:
.curve wrote:Are you and your friends the loud obnoxious types that are way annoying in a diner where everyone's just trying to chill?

I suspect you are. Eh, every place has their crowd like you guys. Most of us just ignore you



yeah we are, we're all 6'+ master race and weight lifter, we run this shit.


fuck yeah

Re: got punched in da mouth last night by a girl ayyy lmaooo

Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2014 3:47 pm
by *BlackFox
I Am Vegeta wrote:yeah we are, we're all 6'+ master race and weight lifter, we run this shit.
Even when you're age... 70 ? xD

Re: got punched in da mouth last night by a girl ayyy lmaooo

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2014 6:06 am
by I Am Vegeta
*BlackFox wrote:
I Am Vegeta wrote:yeah we are, we're all 6'+ master race and weight lifter, we run this shit.
Even when you're age... 70 ? xD



im 25 bruh

Re: got punched in da mouth last night by a girl ayyy lmaooo

Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2014 2:56 pm
by DarkJackal
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