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almost got kicked out of the club because of Team No Tip

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so there was a bunch of guys that i didnt knew last night that ordered 70$ worth of shooters, guys seemed all pretty beta (all skinnyfat bad haircut wearing glasses and no fahsion sens, clearly some computer geeks) so yeah those guy ordered the shooter then left 1$ of tip cause they had nothing else, barmaid got mad as **** and started talking **** saying they had to give more and all, guys were all intimidated and **** mumbling excuses and all.

i was pretty drunk and flirting some sloot when i noticed it so i said to the guys "ayo brahs dont give her anything else, you dont have to pay for her bad life choices, not your fault if she's a single mom and cant get a real job lol team no tip bruuuuhzzzzzzzz"

barmaid ****ing deathstared me and went berzerk on me yelling **** about her son (she was actually a single mom lmao) and how i was an ******* and **** and she would get me kicked out the club ahahah

bouncer showed up asking wtf was wrong with me? wich i replied with "i dunno bro those guy gave her bad tip and she went mad at me because im 6'2"

bouncer bertstared me , chuckled and said aight bro just ask another barmaid next time and don't bother her lol.

finally kids drank all the shot and gave her nothing lol, sloot i was flirting went mad at me cause she was a waitress in a restaurant or some **** and i told her "lol wanna get a job here? i can make you a single mom"



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-kids buy 70$ of shot leave no tip
-barmaid mad as ****
-kids almost crying
-opie praise team no tip
-barmaid mad as **** at opie
-bouncer let opie go because opie is 6'2
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Single mother bartending, talk about bad choices.
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Well Vegeta, your life must have been pretty dull for you to brag how you've been clubbin' every night and acting douchebag everytime.

To me it seems like you're the one making bad choices and living aimlessly with no goal in life than to bully everyone who is inferior to you physically.

I'd really like to meet you in person and see for myself if you're as tough as you claim to be.
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People still bother to respond to this moron?
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jyushinshuu wrote:Well Vegeta, your life must have been pretty dull for you to brag how you've been clubbin' every night and acting douchebag everytime.

To me it seems like you're the one making bad choices and living aimlessly with no goal in life than to bully everyone who is inferior to you physically.

I'd really like to meet you in person and see for myself if you're as tough as you claim to be.



bully people that are inferior to me physically?

wtf i actually helped those guys
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let it gooooo let it gooooOoOooOOOOOO

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She open up her mouth and then I blow her brains out
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jyushinshuu wrote:Well Vegeta, your life must have been pretty dull for you to brag how you've been clubbin' every night and acting douchebag everytime.

To me it seems like you're the one making bad choices and living aimlessly with no goal in life than to bully everyone who is inferior to you physically.

I'd really like to meet you in person and see for myself if you're as tough as you claim to be.


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I Am Vegeta wrote:and i told her "lol wanna get a job here? i can make you a single mom"
I'm Just wondering... what do you mean about that?
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3/10

Everything was too predictable how it would turn out.

You need some M. Night Shyamalan twists or something man
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*BlackFox wrote:
I Am Vegeta wrote:and i told her "lol wanna get a job here? i can make you a single mom"
I'm Just wondering... what do you mean about that?



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Seriously BlackFox, not even if trolling.

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Love wrote:Seriously BlackFox, not even if trolling.

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This will always be one of my favorite lines in a movie.

It's so perfect for so many different situations to just say "You never go full retard, man"
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I Am Vegeta wrote:finally kids drank all the shot and gave her nothing lol, sloot i was flirting went mad at me cause she was a waitress in a restaurant or some **** and i told her "lol wanna get a job here? i can make you a single mom"

All I got was that you still wanted to give her a tip.

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[Orphen] wrote:
I Am Vegeta wrote:finally kids drank all the shot and gave her nothing lol, sloot i was flirting went mad at me cause she was a waitress in a restaurant or some **** and i told her "lol wanna get a job here? i can make you a single mom"

All I got was that you still wanted to give her a tip.



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Love It was Just a Question..
But it seems... Vegeta couldn't answer. lulz
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