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Stupid Criminal of the Week Stages Fake Burglary

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 6:33 pm
by *BlackFox
Mondays are the pits for many people, because this day starts their work week. Dwayne Yeager was no exception; so badly did he want to avoid going in to the job on Monday, that he did something really dumb to get out of it. That’s because, according to deputies, his wife didn’t want him to miss work doing fabrication at a plant, which is actually what he did to avoid going into work: He fabricated a burglary of his house. Stupid.

Yeager, 31, called authorities a bit after 7 a.m. and said, “I need a sheriff in Brandon.” He told a dispatcher he’d been gone for a short while, then returned to see his door and windows open, TVs on the floor.

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Re: Stupid Criminal of the Week Stages Fake Burglary

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 9:05 pm
by ltsune
Oh, the lengths people go to get a day off work. He must really hate his work.

Re: Stupid Criminal of the Week Stages Fake Burglary

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:36 pm
by Tasdik
Tip: Just say the springs in your garage are broken. Gl lifting a 300lb door.

Re: Stupid Criminal of the Week Stages Fake Burglary

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 3:19 am
by BuDo
Must really hate is job...

Re: Stupid Criminal of the Week Stages Fake Burglary

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 4:57 pm
by *BlackFox
Well, he might lose his job after this. xD