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Kenyan lawyer looks to sue Israel over Jesus' death
Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 2:30 pm
by *BlackFox
I'm sorry... But this is too hilarious to not post!
He WASN'T a very naughty boy!
A Kenyan lawyer has petitioned the International Court of Justice to overturn the trial and conviction of Jesus Christ and his subsequent death sentence. Dola Indidis, a former spokesman of the Kenyan Judiciary, is attempting to sue, among others, the Republic of Italy and the State of Israel over the execution of the Christian Messiah.
He has turned to the Netherlands-based court, which usually hears matters of international law, after an attempt to file the suit at the High Court of Nairobi was thrown out in 2007. Mr Indidis hopes to have Jesus' conviction quashed. 'His selective and malicious prosecution violated his human rights through judicial misconduct, abuse of office bias and prejudice,' the lawyer told Kenyan paper The Nairobian.
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Re: Kenyan lawyer looks to sue Israel over Jesus' death
Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 4:56 pm
by Blindfire
I'm surprised nobody has tried this before.
Re: Kenyan lawyer looks to sue Israel over Jesus' death
Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 6:03 pm
by *BlackFox
Yeah ROFL ^
Well, he should first prove "Jesus ever existed" before he can move forward. lulz
Re: Kenyan lawyer looks to sue Israel over Jesus' death
Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 6:12 pm
by omier
Need to sue Greece real quick. Socrates's death sentence was wrong.
Re: Kenyan lawyer looks to sue Israel over Jesus' death
Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 9:27 pm
by Squirt
*BlackFox wrote:Yeah ROFL ^
Well, he should first prove "Jesus ever existed" before he can move forward. lulz
Jesus was a real person most historians agree with that, its whether he was the messiah or not is where the issue arises.
Re: Kenyan lawyer looks to sue Israel over Jesus' death
Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 11:34 pm
by Love
I know a Jesus, mean taco maker. What does that prove ?
Re: Kenyan lawyer looks to sue Israel over Jesus' death
Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 11:37 pm
by Tasdik
Love wrote:I know a Jesus, mean taco maker. What does that prove ?
Means I'm hungry. F
uck you.
Re: Kenyan lawyer looks to sue Israel over Jesus' death
Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 1:13 am
by ltsune
If I were the court, I would have a hard time taking that guy serious, haha.
Re: Kenyan lawyer looks to sue Israel over Jesus' death
Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 4:48 am
by Love
Tasdik wrote:Love wrote:I know a Jesus, mean taco maker. What does that prove ?
Means I'm hungry. F
uck you.
NUUUUUUUUUUU
Re: Kenyan lawyer looks to sue Israel over Jesus' death
Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 5:23 am
by BuDo
Re: Kenyan lawyer looks to sue Israel over Jesus' death
Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 11:28 am
by [SD]Master_Wong
*BlackFox wrote:Yeah ROFL ^
Well, he should first prove "Jesus ever existed" before he can move forward. lulz
im aethist and i think jesus existed, theres a lot of evidence to support someone called jesus existed its the myths and stories surrounding it i dont believe
Re: Kenyan lawyer looks to sue Israel over Jesus' death
Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 1:45 pm
by Gaigemasta
I'm an atheist and I think Jesus could have existed but not likely.
Just sketchy secondary evidence and no actual records
a bit more ont, good for the lawyer, it'd be awesome if he was an atheist
Re: Kenyan lawyer looks to sue Israel over Jesus' death
Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 4:52 pm
by *BlackFox
[SD]Master_Wong wrote:theres a lot of evidence to support someone called jesus
But that doesn't mean he was a God! Just a "person" named Jesus.
Re: Kenyan lawyer looks to sue Israel over Jesus' death
Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 6:14 pm
by omier
Gaigemasta wrote:I'm an atheist and I think Jesus could have existed but not likely.
Just sketchy secondary evidence and no actual records
Same.
*BlackFox wrote:[SD]Master_Wong wrote:theres a lot of evidence to support someone called jesus
But that doesn't mean he was a God! Just a "person" named Jesus.
You don't have to argue about that lol.
Re: Kenyan lawyer looks to sue Israel over Jesus' death
Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 11:01 pm
by [SD]Master_Wong
*BlackFox wrote:[SD]Master_Wong wrote:theres a lot of evidence to support someone called jesus
But that doesn't mean he was a God! Just a "person" named Jesus.
thats not what i said, though i said someone called jesus where did all this god shit come from lol
Re: Kenyan lawyer looks to sue Israel over Jesus' death
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 2:04 pm
by *BlackFox
^ Ah yes, that's another story... lulz
Re: Kenyan lawyer looks to sue Israel over Jesus' death
Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 10:18 pm
by Bartic
I've seen this some time ago, thought it was funny. This guy probably just wants some attention, because nobody is this stupid.
