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So this just happened to me [For realz!]

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 8:35 pm
by ltsune
So, yeah... this just happened to me:
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It would be sorta fun, if you guys would help up-vote my "wedding"-related post on 9gag.
The link is here: http://9gag.com/gag/aD0wQNN/
Would be really kind of you guys :sohappy.


Tomorrow is the big day, and I gotta say, I'm very excited!

Re: So this just happened to me [For realz!]

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 9:23 pm
by Love
4k spam bot, how sneaky.

Spoiler!

Re: So this just happened to me [For realz!]

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 9:39 pm
by .curve
Do you usually leave scars/bleed when you shave? You may need to relearn how to shave.

Also congrats!

Re: So this just happened to me [For realz!]

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 9:41 pm
by CrimsonNuker
I never cut myself when I shave and I don't even use shaving cream...
Congrats!

Re: So this just happened to me [For realz!]

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 9:43 pm
by omier
I don't cut myself often. I always shave against the grain, don't know why people shave in the other direction.

Re: So this just happened to me [For realz!]

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 10:04 pm
by penfold1992
why would it matter if you shaved ur balls for the wedding? no ones going to see them apart from your wife that night and if shes getting married to you, she wont exactly mind the ball fuzz.

Also, Congratz on the marriage bro! good luck with everything

Re: So this just happened to me [For realz!]

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 11:07 pm
by Fiction
Inb4penfold1992SaysSomeWeirdShit... oh damn...

Anyways, congratulations!

Re: So this just happened to me [For realz!]

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 11:40 pm
by BuDo
Nice..grats....

Re: So this just happened to me [For realz!]

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 12:19 am
by penfold1992
Fiction wrote:Inb4penfold1992SaysSomeWeirdShit... oh damn...

Anyways, congratulations!


he said he shaved bro... dont u? i guess theres no point if you dont have a gf/wife
*holds up hand* someone high five this shit!

Re: So this just happened to me [For realz!]

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 12:28 am
by Fiction
penfold1992 wrote:
Fiction wrote:Inb4penfold1992SaysSomeWeirdShit... oh damn...

Anyways, congratulations!


he said he shaved bro... dont u? i guess theres no point if you dont have a gf/wife
*holds up hand* someone high five this shit!


I was thinking it was about how he's terrible at shaving, and finally managed not to **** up the day before his wedding. Didn't realize he was talking bout shaving his frankNbeans.

Re: So this just happened to me [For realz!]

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 2:39 am
by Ganja
I nick my beans every time I shaved them, that's what I thought he was talking about too.

Re: So this just happened to me [For realz!]

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 4:00 am
by Blindfire
Ganja wrote:I nick my beans every time I shaved them, that's what I thought he was talking about too.



Gotta let the weight of the razor do all of the work bro.

Re: So this just happened to me [For realz!]

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 10:58 am
by _Dutchy_
Your getting married oO. dafuq ? i thougt we had something going man.

Re: So this just happened to me [For realz!]

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 12:10 pm
by *BlackFox
Damn.. ROFL!
Anyway, congrats and good luck on the wedding!

Re: So this just happened to me [For realz!]

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 3:12 pm
by Bartic
Congratulation, man, wish you all the best.

Re: So this just happened to me [For realz!]

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 4:34 pm
by Squirt
Congratulations!

Re: So this just happened to me [For realz!]

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 4:43 pm
by I Am Vegeta
CrimsonNuker wrote:I never cut myself when I shave and I don't even use shaving cream...
Congrats!


i dont want to be homophobe but arent you asian?

you probably have like 3 hairs on your chin

Re: So this just happened to me [For realz!]

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 4:51 pm
by Ganja
I Am Vegeta wrote:
CrimsonNuker wrote:I never cut myself when I shave and I don't even use shaving cream...
Congrats!


i dont want to be homophobe but arent you asian?

you probably have like 3 hairs on your chin


Racist. The word your looking for is racist.

Re: So this just happened to me [For realz!]

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 4:20 am
by BuDo
lol....Why would someone think he's shaving his balls?.... I'm thinking 9.5/10 men don't shave their balls...Am I the only one that thinks this??...

Re: So this just happened to me [For realz!]

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 8:04 am
by penfold1992
BuDo wrote:lol....Why would someone think he's shaving his balls?.... I'm thinking 9.5/10 men don't shave their balls...Am I the only one that thinks this??...


you sir, are missing out.

Re: So this just happened to me [For realz!]

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 9:59 am
by omier
Anyone shaves around their asshole too?

Re: So this just happened to me [For realz!]

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:22 am
by penfold1992
Sanktum wrote:Anyone shaves around their asshole too?


around and inside bro, around and inside.

Re: So this just happened to me [For realz!]

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:34 am
by omier
Ever cut yourself doing it? That must really suck dude.

Re: So this just happened to me [For realz!]

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:30 am
by penfold1992
Sanktum wrote:Ever cut yourself doing it? That must really suck dude.

ive cut myself about 4 times... all of them whilst dropping an electric shaver when shaving my face before showering. :palm: :palm:
top tip, wear trousers when shaving, even underwear wont protect you.

Re: So this just happened to me [For realz!]

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:36 am
by Fury
Sanktum wrote:Anyone shaves around their asshole too?

fcking lold

Re: So this just happened to me [For realz!]

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 2:25 pm
by Ganja
Don't ever shave near your asshole. I can't even imagine the itching that would occur and in such a shitty area.

Re: So this just happened to me [For realz!]

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 2:58 pm
by penfold1992
Ganja wrote:Don't ever shave near your asshole. I can't even imagine the itching that would occur and in such a shitty area.


if you itch you may have a disease bro... i dont itch at all. better than feces sticking to the hairs before they drop.

Re: So this just happened to me [For realz!]

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:13 pm
by I Am Vegeta
penfold1992 wrote:
Ganja wrote:Don't ever shave near your asshole. I can't even imagine the itching that would occur and in such a shitty area.


if you itch you may have a disease bro... i dont itch at all. better than feces sticking to the hairs before they drop.



ass hair are like a hedgerow, you only trim it when you're waiting for some visitor.

Re: So this just happened to me [For realz!]

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 4:59 pm
by Gaigemasta
I only shave down south when I go out.

Tip, leave some fur down there, ladies don't like it completely bald.


Also, gz man. Love her/him and treat her/him with respect always and you'll both be happy

Re: So this just happened to me [For realz!]

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 5:07 pm
by BuDo
Dang.....some crazy shit this is...