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omg mom kicked me out of the house cause i took creatine

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omg cant believe it she Farking kicked me out of the house cause she said creatine was steroids and steroids were drugs and she wouldnt allow a junky to live in her house.


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Aren't you a wicked jacked broskie? Just go find some 10 chow a little mound and have a bed to sleep in.
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Blindfire wrote:Aren't you a wicked jacked broskie? Just go find some 10 chow a little mound and have a bed to sleep in.



I NEED FOOD OMG WHOS GONNA COOK MY FOOD NOW THAT I DONT HAVE A MOM ANYMORE?
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Stop using steroids... lulz It's pretty simple!
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So where are you living at the moment? If she doesn't let you back to the house just get rid of that stuff.
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there's documentation on creatine, have her read up on it. It's not like you are lying or anything.
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Creatine is natural... and may well be harmless.
But seriously, Vegeta... How many shitty drugs do you take?
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*BlackFox wrote:Creatine is natural... and may well be harmless.
But seriously, Vegeta... How many shitty drugs do you take?


That doesn't make it harmless.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying creatine is dangerous or anything, just saying that not everything that's natural is harmless/healthy.
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Live in the back yard instead.
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Creatine will give u bloating and lots of water weight.... u gonna need to take some lasix, winstrol, var, or clenbuterol to lean yourself up and lose those fat/water weight.
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I see you're following Zyzz' path, blackfox will make you a thread for r.i.p and condolences
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It's time to get a job and start renting a house. Really, it's not too hard. Or maybe you could just flex in front of some girls and stay at their place :3
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You're like 26 and still living at home?
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Spoken like a true Alpha! Like they say, behind every grown ass man, is his mommy, telling him to get the dishes out of his room.

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I Am Vegeta wrote:I NEED FOOD OMG WHOS GONNA COOK MY FOOD NOW THAT I DONT HAVE A MOM ANYMORE?


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What what creatine in the butt?
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Squirt wrote:You're like 26 and still living at home?

Yeah, I mean who isn't homeless these days? :sohappy:
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Squirt wrote:You're like 26 and still living at home?

Nothing wrong with that.
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I hear people are killing and raping their mothers these days, not sure of the order however.
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Well sex with a corpse is considered necrophilia, not really rape.

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But still.. "Necrophilia" is a crime of disrespect!
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Fury wrote:
Squirt wrote:You're like 26 and still living at home?

Nothing wrong with that.
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*BlackFox wrote:But still.. "Necrophilia" is a crime of disrespect!

You don't need to tell me that. :)
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Dont let her leave the kitchen. Problem solved.
*BlackFox wrote:But still.. "Necrophilia" is a crime of disrespect!
It's not bad if you like it.

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poehalcho wrote:
Fury wrote:
Squirt wrote:You're like 26 and still living at home?

Nothing wrong with that.
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What took her so long?...
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BuDo wrote:What took her so long?...


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Fauntleroy wrote:It's not bad if you like it.

Edit. Are you vegetarian?
Uh... It doesn't really matter.
It's disrespectful to the owner of the body.. You're hurting their family pretty badly. It's an insult!

No, I'm not vegetarian! lulz
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poehalcho wrote:
Fury wrote:
Squirt wrote:You're like 26 and still living at home?

Nothing wrong with that.

People can think it is wrong but their inferior opinions should go to hell. No, I take that back. It has no meaning to me, so people should do what they please. Feel the voodo man?
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