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People messing with crocodiles...nice

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:25 am
by BuDo

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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:40 am
by Rawr
"Oh, this alligator can snap my arm off like a twig? I think I'll stick my hand in its mouth."

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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:50 am
by Mirosuke
NSFW. :/

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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:08 am
by Love
They probably don't lift, the guy in Anaconda took one out like it was nothing.

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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:14 am
by ltsune
That must really hurt - auch.

On one hand (yes I still have mine (pun intended)), I cannot help but feel sorry for these guys. I mean, it must hurt like hell. But on the other hand, they should have thought about the risk before doing this.

I feel real bad for the last person, though. Anyone know if it bid off his head and he died?

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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:25 am
by Azilius
Holy **** when the crocodile starts spinning. That may be the worst thing I ever saw

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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:04 am
by Fury
Every single one of them got what they deserved

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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:23 pm
by Bartic
The last one looks like it isn't real. The body goes up too fast, and it doesn't fall down again.

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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:08 pm
by omier
Ok, that was pretty bad. What happened to the last guy though?

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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:02 pm
by Squirt
ltsune wrote:That must really hurt - auch.

On one hand (yes I still have mine (pun intended)), I cannot help but feel sorry for these guys. I mean, it must hurt like hell. But on the other hand, they should have thought about the risk before doing this.

I feel real bad for the last person, though. Anyone know if it bid off his head and he died?

Nah someone else got it at the last second for an extra 3$

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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:35 pm
by *BlackFox
OMFG... They're all a bunch of idiots!

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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 4:23 pm
by Ganja
It looks like a ten year old made this video with the dumb text transitions. The last one is an obvious fake and most of those were alligators not crocodiles.

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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:15 pm
by ltsune
Squirt wrote:
ltsune wrote:That must really hurt - auch.

On one hand (yes I still have mine (pun intended)), I cannot help but feel sorry for these guys. I mean, it must hurt like hell. But on the other hand, they should have thought about the risk before doing this.

I feel real bad for the last person, though. Anyone know if it bid off his head and he died?

Nah someone else got it at the last second for an extra 3$

Oh you!
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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:14 pm
by CrimsonNuker
When the crocodile started barrel rolling omg.

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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:21 pm
by Bartic
Natural selection.

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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:57 pm
by I Am Vegeta
lol @ last one

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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:17 pm
by *BlackFox
Bartic wrote:Natural selection.
Well.. "stupidity" Is natural selection.

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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:37 pm
by Melez
that rolling ugh holy shit :soosad:

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Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:30 am
by BuDo
They call that roll the death roll....Crocs use it all the time to tear the flesh from their kill since they cant hold their food with their stubby hands/appendages...

Can you imagine if that Croc in the first part of the video did the death roll with that guy's head in its mouth?...Would be the most fcked up way to die... People are just dumb at times...too dumb..

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Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 7:06 am
by omier
I was kinda surprised it could do the roll on the ground that easily.

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Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 8:55 am
by Mirosuke
BuDo wrote:They call that roll the death roll....Crocs use it all the time to tear the flesh from their kill since they cant hold their food with their stubby hands/appendages...

Can you imagine if that Croc in the first part of the video did the death roll with that guy's head in its mouth?...Would be the most fcked up way to die... People are just dumb at times...too dumb..

O.U.C.H.

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Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:48 am
by Snazzi
Laughed at the first two, but that dude got it bad... Stupid shit though, even as a zookeeper, why would you want to put your hands anywhere near a croc's mouth?

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Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:49 pm
by *BlackFox
Snazzi wrote:why would you want to put your hands anywhere near a croc's mouth?
For the $ and for the thrill?

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Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:21 pm
by Ganja
The guy who had his head in the alligators mouth was lucky, the alligator didn't seem to bite down hard and he didn't roll on him. The guys who are putting their hands in the gators mouths are most likely people who work at some sort of alligator sanctuary where they capture wild gators and put them in these pens and hold shows for the $ as said above so not really a zoo keeper. No self respecting zoo keeper would play with a gator or any other animal like that.

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Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:29 pm
by omier
Seriously, they think that the alligator/crocodile is not going to bite?

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Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:57 pm
by *BlackFox
Man Catches Crocodile
A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire."The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground." So the crocodile bit his legs off.

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Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:01 pm
by DarkJackal
I always wanted a baby alligator as a pet. Saw some at a local pet shop long time ago, they were pretty cool. But obviously it would of gotten to big to keep lol.

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Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:44 pm
by Majorharper
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The only man manly enough to mess with crocs

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Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 7:00 pm
by *BlackFox
It's a pity! He died! ^

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Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:45 am
by Ganja
DarkJackal wrote:I always wanted a baby alligator as a pet. Saw some at a local pet shop long time ago, they were pretty cool. But obviously it would of gotten to big to keep lol.


If they stayed that size they would be a really fun pet to have.