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Why work yourself? Outsource it to China!

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:57 pm
by *BlackFox
A security audit of a US critical infrastructure company last year revealed that its star developer had outsourced his own job to a Chinese subcontractor and was spending all his work time playing around on the internet.

The firm's telecommunications supplier Verizon was called in after the company set up a basic VPN system with two-factor authentication so staff could work at home. The VPN traffic logs showed a regular series of logins to the company's main server from Shenyang, China, using the credentials of the firm's top programmer, "Bob".

"The company's IT personnel were sure that the issue had to do with some kind of zero day malware that was able to initiate VPN connections from Bob's desktop workstation via external proxy and then route that VPN traffic to China, only to be routed back to their concentrator," said Verizon. "Yes, it is a bit of a convoluted theory, and like most convoluted theories, an incorrect one."
9:00 a.m. – Arrive and surf Reddit for a couple of hours. Watch cat videos

11:30 a.m. – Take lunch

1:00 p.m. – Ebay time

2:00-ish p.m – Facebook updates, LinkedIn

4:30 p.m. – End-of-day update e-mail to management

5:00 p.m. – Go home

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Genius?

Re: Why work yourself? Outsource it to China!

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:43 pm
by Gaigemasta
not really a genius if it was that traceable

Re: Why work yourself? Outsource it to China!

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:13 pm
by Squirt
what an idiot he should have used hidemyass.com so that IT wouldn't be able to see it. :D

Re: Why work yourself? Outsource it to China!

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:56 pm
by *BlackFox
Gaigemasta wrote:not really a genius if it was that traceable
Yeah, I guess so
Anyway, he's a lazy self entitled dipshit.

Re: Why work yourself? Outsource it to China!

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:30 pm
by Gaigemasta
must be a republican then


Spoiler!

Re: Why work yourself? Outsource it to China!

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:02 pm
by CrimsonNuker
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Re: Why work yourself? Outsource it to China!

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:14 am
by BuDo
Smart but in a very exploitative and sneaky kinda way...This guy can't be trusted... I'd fire him in a heartbeat simply because he'd be lying to me about his work ethic and abilities...