that's why you always work 3-4 girls at the same time. you're not a player if you win at the game, you're a winner.
keep it alpha son.
on a serious note, i'm having hard time being serious with girls since most of them are juste playing around, probably cause im seeing young girls around 18-20 tho, but I don't like girls my age neither, most of them that are single are single because theya re either fat, ugly or psycho.
yeha thats another ''omg i dont get girlzzz it keep me awake at night omg srf halp plox'' thread
inb4 ''vegeta you dont get girl'' inb4 ''lets be cool and talk off-topic in the off-topic section'' inb4 ''i don't get girl im beta'' inb4 ''vegeta i can be your girl i do good sammich''
Re: 2 y'all playa haterz
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 9:28 pm
by woutR
Have you considered anal beads?
Re: 2 y'all playa haterz
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 9:31 pm
by cbkilla
woutR wrote:Have you considered anal beads?
Re: 2 y'all playa haterz
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 10:03 pm
by Tasdik
In my opinion, your personality is probably largely why you don't' get quality women.
Re: 2 y'all playa haterz
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 10:58 pm
by Vaya
The scumbag chic looks cute
Re: 2 y'all playa haterz
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 11:04 pm
by BuDo
Tasdik wrote: In my opinion, your personality is probably largely why you don't' get quality women.
Well he has to have another side to him other than what he portrays here on regular basis....How else will he sustain a prolonged relationship....Unless he plans to remain a bachelor all his life...which is OK too I guess...
Re: 2 y'all playa haterz
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 11:17 pm
by I Am Vegeta
im a good guy, the damn prime minister holded me in her arms when i was a baby.
Re: 2 y'all playa haterz
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 12:44 am
by .curve
So the other day I was taking a shit. Did my business, went to stand up, and I guess a little dingleberry clinging for dear life was shaken off, so I heard/felt it drop a good distance into the bowl, and I was like...damn, I'm glad I didn't have to wipe that up.
Re: 2 y'all playa haterz
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 1:04 am
by omier
.curve wrote:So the other day I was taking a shit. Did my business, went to stand up, and I guess a little dingleberry clinging for dear life was shaken off, so I heard/felt it drop a good distance into the bowl, and I was like...damn, I'm glad I didn't have to wipe that up.
Happens to me often. That shit is scary.
Re: 2 y'all playa haterz
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:05 am
by Fiction
What do you call it when Batman ditches church!?
Spoiler!
Christian Bale.
Re: 2 y'all playa haterz
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:06 am
by Tasdik
^ Lol'd.
Re: 2 y'all playa haterz
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 7:13 am
by Aventus
So I can't figure it out, is this really bad trolling or just an over confident douchebag who thinks he's impressing anyone wih his "I keep 4 at a time" bullshit.
Re: 2 y'all playa haterz
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 9:09 am
by Avalanche
I miss Stallowned :/
Re: 2 y'all playa haterz
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 9:17 am
by Bartic
Aventus wrote:So I can't figure it out, is this really bad trolling or just an over confident douchebag who thinks he's impressing anyone wih his "I keep 4 at a time" bullshit.
Neither of us can.
Re: 2 y'all playa haterz
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 3:04 pm
by iSinnnn
oh it's definitely trolling. i'm sure a little bit of it is true each time though, i can believe he was talking to a girl and tried to flirt and got the "my boyfriend.." response. cried a little, came here.
Re: 2 y'all playa haterz
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 4:44 pm
by I Am Vegeta
>me going around in the club last night >girl i dont know come at me cause im alpha as **** >jump on me out of nowhere and kiss me >her tongue taste like penis >WTF i say as i proceed to chris brown her.
Re: 2 y'all playa haterz
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 4:56 pm
by CrimsonNuker
Re: 2 y'all playa haterz
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 5:02 pm
by Phaedra
I love bacon.
Re: 2 y'all playa haterz
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 5:03 pm
by *BlackFox
CrimsonNuker wrote:
Damn! ROFL.
Re: 2 y'all playa haterz
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 7:13 pm
by BuDo
I Am Vegeta wrote:>me going around in the club last night >girl i dont know come at me cause im alpha as **** >jump on me out of nowhere and kiss me >her tongue taste like penis >WTF i say as i proceed to chris brown her.
I'm not "playa" "hatin" on ya bra... but I got to ask...... How'd you now what penis taste like???
Re: 2 y'all playa haterz
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 7:17 pm
by omier
Btw, a penis has no taste because you cannot taste skin...
Re: 2 y'all playa haterz
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 7:21 pm
by Swindler
BuDo wrote:
I Am Vegeta wrote:>me going around in the club last night >girl i dont know come at me cause im alpha as **** >jump on me out of nowhere and kiss me >her tongue taste like penis >WTF i say as i proceed to chris brown her.
I'm not "playa" "hatin" on ya bra... but I got to ask...... How'd you now what penis taste like???
My first thought too. Our little Vegeta the Man is actually a ****** who likes to take it in the butt. He has probably tried anal beads plenty of times. Im dissapoint.
Re: 2 y'all playa haterz
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 7:28 pm
by BuDo
Sanktum wrote:Btw, a penis has no taste because you cannot taste skin...
Well somehow he has found a distinction...It would probably have to take numerous taste tests to find it though....But he seemed to have pull it off..
Re: 2 y'all playa haterz
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 8:47 pm
by Bartic
I don't even...
Re: 2 y'all playa haterz
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 11:44 pm
by I Am Vegeta
BuDo wrote:
I Am Vegeta wrote:>me going around in the club last night >girl i dont know come at me cause im alpha as **** >jump on me out of nowhere and kiss me >her tongue taste like penis >WTF i say as i proceed to chris brown her.
I'm not "playa" "hatin" on ya bra... but I got to ask...... How'd you now what penis taste like???
there's my explanation
Re: 2 y'all playa haterz
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 12:23 am
by BuDo
Nice try to redeem yourself..... too bad nobody buying that explanation...
Re: 2 y'all playa haterz
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:08 am
by heroo
SRF, why u hate playa?
Re: 2 y'all playa haterz
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:13 am
by BuDo
We just hate playa wanna bes'....Real playaz don't know what c0ck taste like....
though you guys hate everything that has to do with party and girls. beta guys are fcked up yoo. doing my minor computer science at TU Delft right now and I gotta tell you, worst fcking decission i've ever made. those beta guys are scking the life out of me.
though you guys hate everything that has to do with party and girls. beta guys are fcked up yoo. doing my minor computer science at TU Delft right now and I gotta tell you, worst fcking decission i've ever made. those beta guys are scking the life out of me.
my friend are taking computer class at the university and they are always getting shit faced on week-end with their classmate, i guess they are specials
