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Anyone remember these two?

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They have separate hearts, lungs, stomach but share almost everything below the navel... They hope to get married one day and have kids...They're both independent minded with each of them controlling one side of the shared body....

Question time..... How would a relationship like this work with their spouse(s)?... Do they both have to like the guy? or will each have a boyfriend of her own?...The boyfriend will be banging both when it comes to sex since they share a vagina and womb...so how would that work?.....

Could you see yourself being that guy or one of the guys they're dating???....Could you put up with the amount of scrutiny you'd have to face from people thinking you're probably a perverted freak who wants to live out his fantasy if you were trying to date them?...The more I think about it the more questions I have......Like what if one of them feels like she's gay and the other one is against it?..... Discuss...
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I wonder if they would both get pleasure from sex, it would be pretty nice to pleasure two girls at once

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BuDo wrote:How would a relationship like this work with their spouse(s)?... Do they both have to like the guy? or will each have a boyfriend of her own?
Well, only they can truly answer that one.
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no no and no

no married, no sex
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imagine looking at the 2 heads while banging them, I don't know if there's anyone who would do that, probably some freak who wants to be famous.
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So if you were to be in love with one, and one loved you back, but the other didn't and wanted to find love to. Then found someone for her, you'd bang them for the one, but then some other dude would bang them for the other > >.
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Ganja wrote:I wonder if they would both get pleasure from sex, it would be pretty nice to pleasure two girls at once


I can only assume that since there is only one vagina that they both share then maybe yes....
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DarkJackal wrote:So if you were to be in love with one, and one loved you back, but the other didn't and wanted to find love to. Then found someone for her, you'd bang them for the one, but then some other dude would bang them for the other > >.


They share a vagina so thats where it gets weird...The one that doesn't like the guy would be having sex with him anyways...If there are two guys in this relationship they'd both be banging the same vag and pleasuring them both...
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Dang... what if one of them feels like touching herself (masturbate)? would she be sexually molesting the other one if the other one doesn't want that??....This shit getting crazy.... I will say one thing for them....I admire their bravery...
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BuDo wrote:each of them controlling one side of the shared body

Wait, how do they walk then? And balance? They would have to know when the other is going to take a step otherwise it wouldn't work out so well.

BuDo wrote:Could you see yourself being that guy or one of the guys they're dating?

Hell no.

Crysis wrote:imagine looking at the 2 heads while banging them, I don't know if there's anyone who would do that, probably some freak who wants to be famous.


Cover one head with a paper bag.
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Sanktum wrote:
BuDo wrote:each of them controlling one side of the shared body

Wait, how do they walk then? And balance? They would have to know when the other is going to take a step otherwise it wouldn't work out so well.



They're in sync with each other...Something they had lots of time to figure out...
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i'd bang it once

but srsly i wouldnt want to have kids like this, could this be avoided with aborbtion?
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I Am Vegeta wrote:i'd bang it once

but srsly i wouldnt want to have kids like this, could this be avoided with aborbtion?

Yes. But there are people who don't want to "kill" their child(ren) even if they would have a difficult life...
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I Am Vegeta wrote:i'd bang it once

but srsly i wouldnt want to have kids like this, could this be avoided with aborbtion?


lol...you're a real piece of work.... It's better to laugh than to take you seriously..
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There are no genetic or environmental influences that cause conjoining, he says, "just a happy accident of embryos."

Anyway.. Are you scared? @I Am Vegeta
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*BlackFox wrote:
There are no genetic or environmental influences that cause conjoining, he says, "just a happy accident of embryos."

Anyway.. Are you scared? @I Am Vegeta



adoption brah


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^ That's such a bullshit.. lulz
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BuDo wrote:
I Am Vegeta wrote:i'd bang it once

but srsly i wouldnt want to have kids like this, could this be avoided with aborbtion?


lol...you're a real piece of work.... It's better to laugh than to take you seriously..

He just couldn't decide whether to say 'them' or 'her' so that's the easy way I guess lol. Just like they talk about shemales. :sohappy:

Anyways, what about conjoined twins that are of opposite sex? That is even worse...
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Nature can be cruel... I think it would be better for them to date one guy...Shit will just get too complicated...I can't imagine either of them having to comply with sleeping with the other's boyfriend if they have two boyfriends...
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*BlackFox wrote:^ That's such a bullshit.. lulz

Only one serving of bullshit.
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Skyve wrote:seving
Wut?.. xD
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*BlackFox wrote:
Skyve wrote:seving
Wut?.. xD

Don't know what you're talking about. :sohappy:
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I'd bang but wouldn't date. Gotta experience everything in life atleast once.

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Meh... I Just don't agree with you there. ^

Skyve wrote:Don't know what you're talking about. :sohappy:
Haha... Yeah, right!
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Aventus wrote:I'd bang but wouldn't date. Gotta experience everything in life atleast once.

Lame. The "everything" doesn't include dating a 2-head?
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