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What is Skyrim?

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 9:31 pm
by I Am Vegeta
Before the player gets to take control of his avatar, they are asked to create a character, which is purely the liberal’s way of teaching out kids that modifying and gender changing one’s self is fun and normal.

http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-skyrim ... maneuvers/

Re: What is Skyrim?

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 9:49 pm
by Crowley
:palm:

Re: What is Skyrim?

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:01 pm
by *BlackFox
OMFG That's farked up

Re: What is Skyrim?

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:08 pm
by cbkilla

Re: What is Skyrim?

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:17 pm
by wootpops
cbkilla wrote:pfft my forum is better http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=66



this has got to be a joke

Destroying our economy!
Minecraft teaches children that you can create your own tools by combining ingredients instead of the American way of ordering online or going to Walmart. It teaches children they can farm their own food instead of teaching them the American way of going to McDonald's. It teaches them to waste huge amounts of time on making their own buildings instead of the American way of buying a house with borrowed money! It teaches children to be creative instead of watching commercials on television! All this clearly damages and ultimately destroys the American economy! It can be no coincidence that this game was created while Obama is in office!

Re: What is Skyrim?

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:20 pm
by Skyve
WTF.

I was just going to post that.

Re: What is Skyrim?

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:25 pm
by takolin
It's satire and it's not funny.

Re: What is Skyrim?

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:48 pm
by TheDrop
"do you feel like a homosexual after playing Skyrim" lmao

The sad part is i wasnt sure if it was for real or sarcasm while i was reading the article.

Re: What is Skyrim?

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:20 pm
by ltsune
UnbeatableDevil wrote:"do you feel like a homosexual after playing Skyrim" lmao

The sad part is i wasnt sure if it was for real or sarcasm while i was reading the article.

Same thing. I thought it was actually for real. I mean, it wouldn't surprise me that some people might be that much farked up :sohappy:

Re: What is Skyrim?

Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 12:25 am
by omier
WTF charts?
Tyson Bowers, do you have issues?

Re: What is Skyrim?

Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 12:44 am
by Goseki
In case people didn't know, those sites are for parody purposes. They "act" like super crazy Christians. It's all fake.

Re: What is Skyrim?

Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 12:51 am
by ltsune
Yeah, just as Takolin said. I didn't know at first, though. Good to know for future trolls :sohappy:

Re: What is Skyrim?

Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 1:49 am
by Avalanche
In that report, the Times noted: "Oh, by the way: ChristWire is all one big joke. Not the readership — which hit a high of 27 million page views in August — but the content, the opinions and the fake authors who write the stuff. "


http://www.stinkyjournalism.org/editord ... hp?id=1165

It is a satire-joke website. Ya'll got troll'd.

Re: What is Skyrim?

Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 2:11 am
by Fiction
Lmao @ the people that thought christwire.org was legit... I'm pretty sure MSNBC has quoted them a few times now. (and got caught)

Re: What is Skyrim?

Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:46 am
by Macsnow
I lol'ed at the charts! XD!

Re: What is Skyrim?

Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 5:51 am
by M3K0S
i love christwire... theres people who actually think this is true, which is funny as hell

Re: What is Skyrim?

Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 7:03 am
by Shomari
I am the 99%

Re: What is Skyrim?

Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 5:18 pm
by *BlackFox
Fiction wrote:Lmao @ the people that thought christwire.org was legit... I'm pretty sure MSNBC has quoted them a few times now. (and got caught)
"christwire" true masters in the art of trolling. eh?

Re: What is Skyrim?

Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 8:10 pm
by Doron
Lol'd hard.

Re: What is Skyrim?

Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 9:29 pm
by omier
Goseki wrote:In case people didn't know, those sites are for parody purposes. They "act" like super crazy Christians. It's all fake.

Oh, in that case, it's awesome. :sohappy:

Re: What is Skyrim?

Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 6:06 am
by Snazzi
That forum is classic. Yay new homepage.

Re: What is Skyrim?

Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 10:05 am
by MrTwilliger
Personally, I didn't think it was too funny. The jokes were un-classy and cheap; they made references that were barely even relevant to actual game play. Referring magic casting to flinging sperm at your homosexual partner? How is that even funny? How can that even be perceived in such a way even in the context of satire? Cheap jokes, seriously.

Re: What is Skyrim?

Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 10:13 am
by Warspawn
Saw this on reddit a few days ago.

MrTwilliger wrote:Personally, I didn't think it was too funny. The jokes were un-classy and cheap; they made references that were barely even relevant to actual game play. Referring magic casting to flinging sperm at your homosexual partner? How is that even funny? How can that even be perceived in such a way even in the context of satire? Cheap jokes, seriously.


and this. Tries too hard to be funny.

Re: What is Skyrim?

Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 2:15 pm
by TheKnight
Right off the bat, the gay supporting software company Blizzard

wait, what?
Oh and What is Skyrim: The best game eveeer!