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Human v1.1: Changelog
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 11:58 am
by Vaya

- Sucess rate for having a baby decreased to 10%.
- Upgraded erection control system, should fix the "morning wood" and "random boner" issues.
- Cap changed to 60, due to world overpopulation.
- New area unlocked "Moon", it is now possible to live there.
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Re: Human v1.1: Changelog
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 1:43 pm
by woutR
if conception rates are only 10% then we're seriously farked, this human 1.1 would actually be a beta version. Wouldn't survive for too long that way, you know Darwin and all that shit.
Re: Human v1.1: Changelog
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 5:54 pm
by omier
Well, the success rate for having a baby is far more complex than percentages. So that "fix" should be redisigned.
Re: Human v1.1: Changelog
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:06 pm
by The Invisible
I prefer the first version

Re: Human v1.1: Changelog
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:31 pm
by poehalcho
-Tail has been reintroduced for improved multitasking and to counter issues caused by tripping.
Re: Human v1.1: Changelog
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:52 pm
by The Invisible
poehalcho wrote:-Tail has been reintroduced for improved multitasking and to counter issues caused by tripping.
Lol , no thanks .
I am good as i am now , don't need any of these er. changes .
Re: Human v1.1: Changelog
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 10:06 pm
by omier
-Patched alcohol consumption system('Drunk' effect will be canceled when a motorized vehicle is started).
Re: Human v1.1: Changelog
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:33 am
by Doron
I think morning wood isnt that much of a problem..
- fixed the mind to openness, allowing racial and sexual differences be accepted by everyone.
- superfast metabolism systems installed
- working aptitude increased by 40%
Re: Human v1.1: Changelog
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 12:15 pm
by woutR
Doron wrote:I think morning wood isnt that much of a problem..
- fixed the mind to openness, allowing racial and sexual differences be accepted by everyone.
Right because living in the netherlands is such a hard place for sexually unorthodox people...
The problem is your flagrance and ignorance. If you were straight and would talk about all your exes and what you did to them no one would react different.
If minorities stop treating their self as a minority we'd be a big step further, because there really are no limitations to what you can do. Consider the fact that people can actually dislike you for being you, not for being gay.
Re: Human v1.1: Changelog
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:51 am
by MrTwilliger
That's all well and good woutR, but I invite you to come spend a day working at my old job. Every day, quite literally, someone would be oppressing women, making racial slurs of making gay jokes and references with the up-most sincerity in their words. Racism, sexism and discrimination based on, well, ANYTHING still and always will exists. Atm I have black and purple hair which is styled in a way which doesn't really "fit in" with where I live (I recently moved to Canberra). I get a hell of a lot of stares even when I'm minding my own business and walking. Not to mention people discriminating based on age, weight, the clothes they wear etc etc etc.
I'm not arguing whether it's right or wrong but discrimination will always exist, it's a part of human nature. It's not always the fault of the minorities, either. People get a lot of discrimination even when they are minding their own business.
Back on topic, I don't think human kind needs changing. The mark of a true hero lies solely on his faults, after all.
Re: Human v1.1: Changelog
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:34 pm
by Doron
I never get called a f*ggot, a queer, nicht or homo, but some gays I know do. A bunch of lesbians get called out too. But I wasn't even pointing directly at me, I was more thinking also of the fat ones, the ugly ones, the misfortunately looking, and of course 'dem blacks, yellows and reds.
So... yeah...
Re: Human v1.1: Changelog
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 11:34 pm
by TheDrop
Lol Netherlands the land of hippies.