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Dear Black People,
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:05 am
by Tasdik
Why don't you ever tip?
Re: Dear Black People,
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:07 am
by link2113
arent you like jewish?
Re: Dear Black People,
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:07 am
by .curve
Not going to lie, I fucking loled.
Re: Dear Black People,
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:08 am
by [Orphen]
.curve wrote:Not going to lie, I fucking loled.
This.
Re: Dear Black People,
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:58 am
by XemnasXD
Cause when I see you coming to my table you got this look in your eyes like "oh shit, they're not gonna tip" and i can see right through that fake smile. So you get nothing. I want you to personally know that it's not that I can't afford it. It's that you're a cunt.

Re: Dear Black People,
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 5:08 am
by Mirosuke
Dear Tasdik, why do you post ridiculous threads?
Nothing against yo, buddy but... You keep amusing me.

Re: Dear Black People,
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 5:08 am
by Castiel
link2113 wrote:arent you like jewish?
fkn rofl
Re: Dear Black People,
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 6:15 am
by Tasdik
XemnasXD wrote:Cause when I see you coming to my table you got this look in your eyes like "oh shit, they're not gonna tip" and i can see right through that fake smile. So you get nothing. I want you to personally know that it's not that I can't afford it. It's that you're a cunt.

I'm not the only one. Just about everyone in the food industry will agree that black people are, more often than not, horrible tippers.
Re: Dear Black People,
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 6:47 am
by _Scarlett_
lawls
I tip, and not horridly either.
Re: Dear Black People,
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 7:51 am
by Skyve
Tips is food money yo.
Fine you won't be able to buy your 2 for 3.29$ taquitos at sev, no big deal brah

Re: Dear Black People,
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 7:57 am
by MrTwilliger
link2113 wrote:arent you like jewish?
Re: Dear Black People,
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 8:07 am
by Tasdik
MrTwilliger wrote:link2113 wrote:arent you like jewish?
I am.
And you know things are bad when a Jew is complaining about people not tipping.
Re: Dear Black People,
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:03 am
by Doron
Tasdik wrote:MrTwilliger wrote:link2113 wrote:arent you like jewish?
I am.
And you know things are bad when a Jew is complaining about people not tipping.
Jews are always complaining...
Worse tippers: Belgians. No offence.
Re: Dear Black People,
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:05 am
by Love
Not going to lie .. I was actually expecting at least 1 person to say that this is racist and not funnny ...
Re: Dear Black People,
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:24 am
by XemnasXD
Tasdik wrote:XemnasXD wrote:Cause when I see you coming to my table you got this look in your eyes like "oh shit, they're not gonna tip" and i can see right through that fake smile. So you get nothing. I want you to personally know that it's not that I can't afford it. It's that you're a cunt.

I'm not the only one. Just about everyone in the food industry will agree that black people are, more often than not, horrible tippers.
And i bet statistically that's probably not true. I bet that statistically every race tips evenly but since there are less minorities the view gets skewed. Taking into account that certain minorities (asians + others) prefer to dine at their own establishments, the view of who is eating at your shitty Red Lobster gets even more skewed. But you don't complain about the white guy not tipping you. He's just a guy not tipping you. But when a black guy isn't tipping you, he's not just a guy, he's a black guy. So regardless of the fact that the amount of black people who didn't tip is probably </= the amount of white people that didn't tip that day if only because statistically there should be less black patroners, black people are the ones who don't tip.
An like i said earlier you're the type of cunt who is going to give me a look when i walk in the door. Sometimes you'll put on your smile, sometimes you won't but you'll just be waiting to say, i bet that black guy isn't going to tip. And i know that. So I'm not tipping you. I can't say why other people don't tip, it might be that they only eat out once in awhile and money is tight, they might be obnoxious jerks. But you're not serving people at that point. You're serving black people, so you don't give a **** either way.
Thank you for reminding me that everywhere i go my actions will represent the actions of my entire race. That you are not color blind. That my suspicions that the way you are treating me is based completely on the color of my skin are completely true and behind every smile, and supposed act of kindness is a cunt, waiting for me to make a stereotype true so he can make forum post about it. For the record i'm not mad, i deal with this shit everyday. I'm tired, but i ain't mad. Not yet.
Re: Dear Black People,
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:29 am
by Kraq
It's the 70 year grudge they're holding; you kind of have to get used to it. :\
Re: Dear Black People,
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:56 am
by _Clitrix_
Love wrote:Not going to lie .. I was actually expecting at least 1 person to say that this is racist and not funnny ...
it's not really racist, just a fact.
Re: Dear Black People,
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 10:34 am
by CrimsonNuker
You obviously haven't met me

Re: Dear Black People,
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 10:54 am
by *BlackFox
A good server will do their best no matter if the customer tips or not.
Tell me, isn't that so?
Anyway. You give bad service, screw your mandatory $%, I’ll never use your service again.
lulz
Re: Dear Black People,
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 11:10 am
by Gladiator_RN
lool
Re: Dear Black People,
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 11:28 am
by Elements
To be honest I don't even see why people expect a tip for doing a job they are being paid to do anyway.... sure if you are amazing at what you do then perhaps I will give you something extra, but considering I am paying your wages by being there anyway you shouldn't expect anything more.
Re: Dear Black People,
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 11:39 am
by MrJoey
Except for the fact that waiters/waitresses often make less than minimum wage, and actually rely on the tips to get past it. If they give good service, then tip them, but if it's bad service, then don't tip as much.
Re: Dear Black People,
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 12:41 pm
by XMoshe
I get the feeling that xemnas is black, is he?!
Re: Dear Black People,
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 1:11 pm
by SM-Count
MrJoey wrote:Except for the fact that waiters/waitresses often make less than minimum wage, and actually rely on the tips to get past it. If they give good service, then tip them, but if it's bad service, then don't tip as much.
Restaurant will cover up to minimum wage if their total tips + wage doesn't amount to minimum wage or more for the number of hours they work. (or else they'd be breaking the law) So don't feel bad tipping $0 if they do a shit job, they aren't gonna starve on the side of the road.
Re: Dear Black People,
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 1:26 pm
by William-CL
No tip = Next time spit in the food
Re: Dear Black People,
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 1:40 pm
by woutR
Tipping is a retarded tradition anyways. Why the fuck would I pay on top of what I am already paying? If you need more money up the prices of the food, I am not going to give you free money just because it's how it usually goes. If you want more money cause you get <minimum then take it up with your boss or take another job. Fuck giving tips, especially American rates of 15-20%. Are you out of your mind?? That's like another Farking dish I could have ordered if I'd tip you 15%.
IB4: 'Location: Netherlands'
Re: Dear Black People,
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 2:07 pm
by CrimsonNuker
XMoshe wrote:I get the feeling that xemnas is black, is he?!
Yes he is.
I believe tip in Canada is about 15%, screw that, if I have to tip, I only tip 10% and I round down LOL
Re: Dear Black People,
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 2:11 pm
by Toasty
I'm not black and i dont tip.
But here, tipping isn't compulsory, cause like ya know.. the whole point of tipping is too show that you respect that they're doing a good job.
Places where tipping is expected are stupid.
Re: Dear Black People,
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 2:12 pm
by CrimsonNuker
I'm in Hong Kong right now. There's no tax and you don't have to tip; so the number you see is what you pay. LOVE IT.
Re: Dear Black People,
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 3:34 pm
by inky
Lmfao I remember one black friend of mine who told me he doesn't believe in tipping - not even the delivery guy. For me: 10% mininun for shitty service but I have skipped on a few occasions if they really f.uck up. 30% is my regular for most things - especially for restaurants when I spend $40+; Maximum is 50% but that's usually only for my haircut because I'm a regular there and they do a really good job.