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Police shoot dangerous looking alligator
Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 7:01 pm
by *BlackFox
Concrete evidence! Police shoot dangerous looking alligator, only to find it's a lawn ornament
They don't get many alligators in the suburbs of land-locked Kansas City, but if and when they do the local police like to think they can handle it.
Officers responding to a rare sighting in the suburb of Independence, Missouri, left nothing to chance.
Seeing the alligator's head lurking menacingly in the weeds leading down to a pond they fired off one shot with perfect precision.
Noting that the beast hadn't moved, they fired again.
When they saw the bullet bounce off the gator's head they realised that they were tackling a concrete lawn ornament.
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Re: Police shoot dangerous looking alligator
Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 7:33 pm
by Apollion
that alligator is pretty farkin scary lookin...
Re: Police shoot dangerous looking alligator
Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 9:14 pm
by Psychedeelic
They must have felt so dumb lol.
Re: Police shoot dangerous looking alligator
Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 10:35 pm
by Gladiator_RN
big big FAIL lol
why would you shoot it in the first place.
Re: Police shoot dangerous looking alligator
Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 10:39 pm
by Apollion
imagine if the bullet ricochet and hit someone?...like a baby.. or a challenged person.... or Justin Bieber...wait, said that twice already
Re: Police shoot dangerous looking alligator
Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 11:06 pm
by dom
imagine if it was a real alligator and they let it go, then it ate someone's dog and people found out they let it go
Re: Police shoot dangerous looking alligator
Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 11:08 pm
by Apollion
or the dogs mom found out, she'd be so mad.
Re: Police shoot dangerous looking alligator
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 1:36 am
by .curve
Apollion wrote:imagine if the bullet ricochet and hit someone?...like a baby.. or a challenged person.... or Justin Bieber...wait, said that twice already
That was a horrible attempt at a joke.
On topic: loltrolled
Re: Police shoot dangerous looking alligator
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:19 am
by woutR
shit happens. I can imagine you'd think it's a real one if you're like 10m away. I wouldn't go closer than 10m to an alligator myself either.
Re: Police shoot dangerous looking alligator
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 6:13 am
by _Clitrix_
Read this in the odd spot,
Silly people.
Re: Police shoot dangerous looking alligator
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 6:15 am
by Tasdik
The title of this thread begs the question, is there such a think as a harmless looking alligator?
Re: Police shoot dangerous looking alligator
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:00 am
by Love
Maybe it just needed a friend.
Re: Police shoot dangerous looking alligator
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 12:22 pm
by Swindler
First picture is kinda like: umad?
Also reminds me of this
http://lifeisreallybeautiful.com/jokes- ... oportions/Cant find the official source, but I've read it first there.
Re: Police shoot dangerous looking alligator
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:40 pm
by *BlackFox
dom wrote:imagine if it was a real alligator and they let it go, then it ate someone's dog and people found out they let it go
Well, Just imagine if it was a prank... A human in alligator suit!
Re: Police shoot dangerous looking alligator
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 7:47 pm
by Goseki
What kind of bullets where they using... I feel like normal ones should penetrate..
Re: Police shoot dangerous looking alligator
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:47 pm
by TheDrop
Id expect them to know it was a statue by its eye's..but ok lol
Re: Police shoot dangerous looking alligator
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 10:10 pm
by Goseki
UnbeatableDevil wrote:Id expect them to know it was a statue by its eye's..but ok lol
I'd expect them to know it was a statue from the whole bullet-resistant alligator thing.
Re: Police shoot dangerous looking alligator
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 8:57 am
by William-CL
Goseki wrote:What kind of bullets where they using... I feel like normal ones should penetrate..
If it was Solid Concrete, they'd ricochet.