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Concrete evidence! Police shoot dangerous looking alligator, only to find it's a lawn ornament
They don't get many alligators in the suburbs of land-locked Kansas City, but if and when they do the local police like to think they can handle it.
Officers responding to a rare sighting in the suburb of Independence, Missouri, left nothing to chance.
Seeing the alligator's head lurking menacingly in the weeds leading down to a pond they fired off one shot with perfect precision.
Noting that the beast hadn't moved, they fired again.

When they saw the bullet bounce off the gator's head they realised that they were tackling a concrete lawn ornament.

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that alligator is pretty farkin scary lookin...
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They must have felt so dumb lol.
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big big FAIL lol

why would you shoot it in the first place.

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imagine if the bullet ricochet and hit someone?...like a baby.. or a challenged person.... or Justin Bieber...wait, said that twice already
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imagine if it was a real alligator and they let it go, then it ate someone's dog and people found out they let it go
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or the dogs mom found out, she'd be so mad.
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Apollion wrote:imagine if the bullet ricochet and hit someone?...like a baby.. or a challenged person.... or Justin Bieber...wait, said that twice already


That was a horrible attempt at a joke.

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shit happens. I can imagine you'd think it's a real one if you're like 10m away. I wouldn't go closer than 10m to an alligator myself either.
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Read this in the odd spot,
Silly people.
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The title of this thread begs the question, is there such a think as a harmless looking alligator?

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Maybe it just needed a friend.
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First picture is kinda like: umad?

Also reminds me of this
http://lifeisreallybeautiful.com/jokes- ... oportions/

Cant find the official source, but I've read it first there.

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dom wrote:imagine if it was a real alligator and they let it go, then it ate someone's dog and people found out they let it go
Well, Just imagine if it was a prank... A human in alligator suit!
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What kind of bullets where they using... I feel like normal ones should penetrate..
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Id expect them to know it was a statue by its eye's..but ok lol
let it gooooo let it gooooOoOooOOOOOO

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UnbeatableDevil wrote:Id expect them to know it was a statue by its eye's..but ok lol


I'd expect them to know it was a statue from the whole bullet-resistant alligator thing.
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Goseki wrote:What kind of bullets where they using... I feel like normal ones should penetrate..

If it was Solid Concrete, they'd ricochet.
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