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Watched 2 minutes, and still not sure what this is about?
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Oh dear
ltsune wrote:and still not sure what this is about?
Well, I found this

John m Allegro worked on the Dead Sea Scrolls in 1947 he discoverd the Summariens belived the Sun was God, they belived Rain was Gods sperm & that the Sun was the tip of Gods penis. They belived in the Sacred magic mushroom that sprang up after the heavens opend. (Rain)
the virgin birth represents the mushroom appearing after the rain, in the same shape as the penis, the Sun being just the tip of Gods Penis. the mushroom image/ symbol is the cross. the resurection was explaining how the mushroom when picked would grow again.
they could converse with God by partaking of his sons flesh the magic mushroom the true sacrement, the blood of Jesus was magic mushroom tea. people that had partook of the manna from heaven could enter the kingdom of heaven & see Gods kingdom. they could speak the word of God because they had partook of the flesh of the sacred mushroom Gods son on earth. it was a religion of nature sex & drugs hidden in storys of men & women that never exsisted as people but as storys hidding the truth about their sacred mushroom & the tip of Gods penis the Sun a great & mighty all knowing all seeing concious God.
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*BlackFox wrote:
John m Allegro worked on the Dead Sea Scrolls in 1947 he discoverd the Summariens belived the Sun was God, they belived Rain was Gods sperm & that the Sun was the tip of Gods penis. They belived in the Sacred magic mushroom that sprang up after the heavens opend. (Rain)
the virgin birth represents the mushroom appearing after the rain, in the same shape as the penis, the Sun being just the tip of Gods Penis. the mushroom image/ symbol is the cross. the resurection was explaining how the mushroom when picked would grow again.
they could converse with God by partaking of his sons flesh the magic mushroom the true sacrement, the blood of Jesus was magic mushroom tea. people that had partook of the manna from heaven could enter the kingdom of heaven & see Gods kingdom. they could speak the word of God because they had partook of the flesh of the sacred mushroom Gods son on earth. it was a religion of nature sex & drugs hidden in storys of men & women that never exsisted as people but as storys hidding the truth about their sacred mushroom & the tip of Gods penis the Sun a great & mighty all knowing all seeing concious God.


So...

People did shrooms and saw God and this shrooms = God? I like it.
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I bet they ate to much "other" mushrooms before they thought this one out lol.

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So yeah, they got hallucinating from eating "god's flesh" and saw dicks all over the place representing god... Fair nouf....

damn...what religion is this ? me wants to join
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