So since theres a mad and pissed of thread i thought i'd make this one, the thought came literally like 10 mins ago. so story goes like this i was showering and the lights in the bathroom go off and im like oh shit! -.-" so i start screaming to ask my mom whats up, no one answers and then the water goes super cold! at this point im freaking out and i jump out of the bathroom still went but with a towel. I look around for my mom or someone and no one is found. My mom jumps out at me and i scream and shes with a camera and filmed everything xD
when you said that the thought came 10 mins ago, you mean this happened just now? I find it odd for a mom to do that.
In the 2nd grade, there was an underwear on the floor so I kicked it to some girl. Then she screamed but then the teacher threw it on the desk. I don't remember why but it just happened...
One time i was walking to my ride after school and i had on those pants that have the buttons on the side, so trying to walk all cool i stepped one one the legs and the buttons just bursted open, so em-bare-assed(lol) and it was ona friday so i had to wait all weekend to see if anyone saw me, no one did thank god
This one time, when I was 8 years old, or so. I was at a huge "playland" thingy. With lots of bouncers or whatever it's called. I jumped up in the air with one leg to each side, and SCRATCH, my jeans cracked open, right in the middle.
It was kinda embarrassing, but luckily nobody except my friend saw it. He was laughing his ass off for 5 minutes straight.
that's about as bad as it gets on my side viewtopic.php?f=12&t=69211 ... Somehow I'm more ashamed of the way I typed back then, than I am of the whole incident D:
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When I was roughly 9 years old, we were watching some videotape in a classroom of 6th graders (they were out on a trip or whatever) I was in 3rd or 4th or something. The desk I was sat at (with my cousin next to me), in the back of the classroom, I found a stack of pokemon cards inside. I was watching through them with my cousin there during the video, and I slipped a really rare card in my pocket. Don't remember which one, but pokemon was life back then, it was right in the middle of the hype. There were roughly 100 cards and I took one that I didn't have yet.
About 2 hours later, the teacher from that 6th grade class came to our class and took me back to theirs, I stood in front of like 3 teachers and that whole 6th grade class, and the teacher put me on the chopping block hahaha. My cousin ratted me out the fucker! I was denying it at first, but then I had to empty my pockets. I was so Farking emberassed words can't even describe it. Everyone was looking at me in front of class.
My cousin and I can laugh about this now, and yeah it was kinda gay that I stole that card. To this day I'm still amazed that the guy remembered exactly which one I took! Pokemanz was life back then.
[SD]Twysta wrote:When I was roughly 9 years old, we were watching some videotape in a classroom of 6th graders (they were out on a trip or whatever) I was in 3rd or 4th or something. The desk I was sat at (with my cousin next to me), in the back of the classroom, I found a stack of pokemon cards inside. I was watching through them with my cousin there during the video, and I slipped a really rare card in my pocket. Don't remember which one, but pokemon was life back then, it was right in the middle of the hype. There were roughly 100 cards and I took one that I didn't have yet.
About 2 hours later, the teacher from that 6th grade class came to our class and took me back to theirs, I stood in front of like 3 teachers and that whole 6th grade class, and the teacher put me on the chopping block hahaha. My cousin ratted me out the fucker! I was denying it at first, but then I had to empty my pockets. I was so Farking emberassed words can't even describe it. Everyone was looking at me in front of class.
My cousin and I can laugh about this now, and yeah it was kinda gay that I stole that card. To this day I'm still amazed that the guy remembered exactly which one I took! Pokemanz was life back then.
rofl <3 pokemon! i remember when i stole one of my friends yugioh card and he told his mom who told my mom and my mom made me go up to my friend and give him half of my yugioh cards it sucked ass!
a night in norway i just got way too drunk and went running around naked and ended up passing out on the bathroom floor, naked, with my own puke over myself. Two of my friends washed me up and put me in bed. The day after I was embarrassed, now it's a legendary story. (I know this sounds hypocrite after I said drinking was fun in the other thread, but shit happens man)
So it's 5:00 AM, I'm obviously sleeping. Suddenly, a really loud sound wakes me up. I go "wtf" as I didn't expect my radio alarm to go off that early. I kept pressing the "Off" button on my radio but the damn music woudn't go off. I start looking around my room, trying to locate the source of that sound. That's when I started panicking. I was wondering what the **** was happening to me. I actually thought my head was Farking with me or that I was in a nightmare. After panicking for a good 5 minutes, I notice that the sound came from my moms Blackberry that somehow got in my room. She had the alarm set on her phone for 5:00 AM.
What a terrible situation, good chance I would've landed a punch on one of them before being able to identify them = /
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a night in norway i just got way too drunk and went running around naked and ended up passing out on the bathroom floor, naked, with my own puke over myself. Two of my friends washed me up and put me in bed. The day after I was embarrassed, now it's a legendary story. (I know this sounds hypocrite after I said drinking was fun in the other thread, but shit happens man)
wtf bro, what a good friend you got there Det er kult!
This did not happen to me, but to my little brother many years ago, he was pretty much afraid of poop, he always walked on the other side of the road if there was dogshit on the other side. So my father broke a chocolate bar into pieces, poured some water on it so it would soften up, he put it on the floor in the shower since he knew my brother was about to take a shower. When he saw it, he started to cry and scream like a little girl. Was rather funny.
poehalcho wrote:that's about as bad as it gets on my side viewtopic.php?f=12&t=69211 ... Somehow I'm more ashamed of the way I typed back then, than I am of the whole incident D:
...this thread is win, I was laughing so hard my throat started huting a LOT omfg...
6 truths 1.You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2.All idiots, after reading truth 1, will try it. 3.And discover that the first truth is a lie. 4.You're smiling now because you're an idiot. 5.You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6.There's still a stupid smile on your face.
HejsaN wrote:Dino, your mom wanted to see your pen0r.
This did not happen to me, but to my little brother many years ago, he was pretty much afraid of poop,
...if he was afraid of poop....what did he do when he had to take a shit? duck and cover on the toilet seat?
6 truths 1.You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2.All idiots, after reading truth 1, will try it. 3.And discover that the first truth is a lie. 4.You're smiling now because you're an idiot. 5.You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6.There's still a stupid smile on your face.
a night in norway i just got way too drunk and went running around naked and ended up passing out on the bathroom floor, naked, with my own puke over myself. Two of my friends washed me up and put me in bed. The day after I was embarrassed, now it's a legendary story. (I know this sounds hypocrite after I said drinking was fun in the other thread, but shit happens man)
wtf bro, what a good friend you got there Det er kult!
HejsaN wrote:Dino, your mom wanted to see your pen0r.
This did not happen to me, but to my little brother many years ago, he was pretty much afraid of poop, he always walked on the other side of the road if there was dogshit on the other side. So my father broke a chocolate bar into pieces, poured some water on it so it would soften up, he put it on the floor in the shower since he knew my brother was about to take a shower. When he saw it, he started to cry and scream like a little girl. Was rather funny.
wait wait xD i was never afraid of poop! i actually admire my poops sometime amazing how something like that comes out of a little hole
