Anyway, a 36-year-old Brazilian woman named Ana Catarina Bezerra Silvares has won the right to masturbate in the workplace. A judge granted her this privilege due to a disease she has; a disease that sounds way more awesome than cancer.
Apparently this woman suffers from a condition known as “compulsion orgasmic,” a chemical imbalance affecting the brain. It appears that rubbing one out is the only way to relieve the pain.
According to the woman: “There was a day I had to masturbate 47 times. I began to suppose that this could not be normal and decided to seek help.”
This sounded fun at first. Then i thought to myself... 47 TIMES??? It must not be fun at all for her after all...
Anyone heard of this disease before? What would you think if your co-workers had the right to masturbate at work?
Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 9:51 am
by Gaigemasta
Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 9:53 am
by MrTwilliger
47 times a day? Wow. I'd be lucky if I could do it twice in the same day. People have way too much stamina >_>
Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 10:05 am
by NuclearSilo
Yo need to eat a lot able to provide all the liquids that come out
MrTwilliger wrote:47 times a day? Wow. I'd be lucky if I could do it twice in the same day. People have way too much stamina >_>
damn man, u need to step up ur game up
Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 1:49 pm
by Temperature
i lol'd at her profile
Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 2:11 pm
by Fiction
IceCrash wrote:
MrTwilliger wrote:47 times a day? Wow. I'd be lucky if I could do it twice in the same day. People have way too much stamina >_>
damn man, u need to step up ur game up
^This
Also, it says her co-workers were curious why her hands always smelled funny (something about burnt hair and fish)
Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 2:54 pm
by Breed
Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 3:23 pm
by heroo
'bout time.
Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 3:34 pm
by *BlackFox
Oh dear! I wonder how much work she is actually getting done.
Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 4:22 pm
by [SD]Master_Wong
love to date a woman like that, i mean if your around and she needs to orgasm way more fun way could there be
Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 4:54 pm
by CrimsonNuker
Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 5:01 pm
by asusi
CrimsonNuker wrote:
Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 7:28 pm
by Gladiator_RN
47 times. Darn.
Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 7:36 pm
by CeLL
most i ever went on solo missions was 7 times in 1 day.
Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 12:36 am
by BuDo
She should switch her career and become a porn star...kill two birds with one stone and probably get paid way more.
I can't imagine people feeling comfortable working with her everyday. Nobody wants to touch door handles, coffee mugs, paperwork, pens etc.
On the other hand all the dudes that worked there knowing she's always rubbing one out are walking around the office with boners saying it's not their fault.
Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 1:11 pm
by CeLL
... if i knew an ugly girl like that was rubbing one out id have to sue due to work related stress because my penis would retract inside my body.
Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 2:29 pm
by NuclearSilo
CeLL wrote:... if i knew an ugly girl like that was rubbing one out id have to sue due to work related stress because my penis would retract inside my body.
^ Best quote of the year
Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 2:43 pm
by Apy
CeLL wrote:... if i knew an ugly girl like that was rubbing one out id have to sue due to work related stress because my penis would retract inside my body.
(something about burnt hair and fish)
