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Looking for some new foods to try???
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:10 pm
by CeLL
Horse semen shots at Hokitika Wildfoods Festival
Shots of horse semen will be available at the Hokitika Wildfoods Festival in New Zealand next month and will allegedly taste like yummy milkshake.
Yup, that’s right. Adding to Hokitika Wildfoods’ infamous assortment of culinary delights - which range from ram’s testicles, fried scorpions, pig gut kebabs with fresh eel slime sauce and wasp larvae ice-cream – this year the foodie fest will be serving horse jizz.
The horse semen shot will apparently make the brave few who knock one back feel like stallions themselves. There’s even a possibility that drinkers will be able to choose their own “donor” horse.
Racehorse owner Lindsay Kerslake said: "Horses are pure testosterone. They have hardly any cholesterol, so the idea is you knock it back and feel like a stallion yourself.”
At NZ$10 a pop, the shots will come (snigger) au naturel or in scrumptious cherry, licorice and banoffee pie flavours.
"You often hear from a female perspective that semen has an awful alkaline taste, so we thought we'd better make it more user-friendly. Think of it like a milkshake," said Mr Kerslake.
For those concerned about the health implications of guzzling animal spunk, Kerslake had these words of comfort: "It's all safe - we're getting the semen in the same way breeders do, using an artificial vagina and storing it in the formula they use."
Well, phew! That’s put our mind at rest then.
Wildfoods spokeswoman Megan Wilson said the horse semen shots would definitely be "for the brave".
"But I don't think it's that disgusting,” she continued. “We never think anything is disgusting."
Hokitika Wildfoods Festival rightly claims to be the most "outrageous food experience" in New Zealand
read more:
http://www.tntmagazine.com/tnt-today/ar ... z1EJrCq0L5
Re: Looking for some new foods to try???
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:14 pm
by hey
I'll pass.
Re: Looking for some new foods to try???
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:50 pm
by Gladiator_RN
"Think of it like a milkshake"
lol
Re: Looking for some new foods to try???
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:53 pm
by hey
Actually i could try it, you and me Cell?
Re: Looking for some new foods to try???
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 3:22 pm
by Ichimaru420
MILKSHAKE!!? eeer WTF...everytime I have a little faith in human intelligence, I read something like this.
Re: Looking for some new foods to try???
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 3:48 pm
by satman83
2 girls, 1 horse and 1 cup
Re: Looking for some new foods to try???
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:28 pm
by *BlackFox
What the hell? Seriously, that's farked up and
the only reason is to shock and get publicity.
Re: Looking for some new foods to try???
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:50 pm
by heroo
like in hell if I would ever drink any semen of any being.
Re: Looking for some new foods to try???
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:57 pm
by CeLL
semen is a fairly common dish in some countries.
everyone says, O ITS JUST PROTIEN! GERGGLE GERGGLE GERGGLE! but its really not. its got hormones and other stuff it in that i wouldnt wantaffecting my body.
Re: Looking for some new foods to try???
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 5:01 pm
by heroo
I don't think that one shot could possibly affect your body, but whether it's harmless or not, it still came from a horse's penis and that's disgusting.
Re: Looking for some new foods to try???
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 5:04 pm
by CeLL
when you really think about it, cutting up any living being and consuming its once pulsating flesh is disgusting. this is just adding insult to injury.
Re: Looking for some new foods to try???
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 5:13 pm
by heroo
true true. that's why I respect vegeatarians, but I guess I'm too weak to become one. I just can't go without meat. However, I do think that flesh and semen can not be compared. people who even consume the semen are taking it to another level.
Re: Looking for some new foods to try???
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 5:17 pm
by CeLL
its not like they are sucking it out of the horses dick dood.
Re: Looking for some new foods to try???
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 5:33 pm
by heroo
how about I put my semen in a glass next time and give it to you to drink. it's not like you're sucking my dick.
Re: Looking for some new foods to try???
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:01 pm
by CeLL
well walk over to a cow and cut a chuck out of it and cook it, or go buy some precut meat from a butcher.
theres a difference. sipping a cup vs wrapping your luscious lips around a throbbing horse penis. im pretty sure you can figure that one out.
Re: Looking for some new foods to try???
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:31 pm
by chickenfeather
People drink jizz everyday. Meh.
Re: Looking for some new foods to try???
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:40 pm
by Crowley
On behalf of my country, I apologize. Sorry ):
Re: Looking for some new foods to try???
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:08 pm
by Gaigemasta
Tsume wrote:On behalf of my country, I apologize. Sorry ):
lulz
and
yah making aussies sound normal
Re: Looking for some new foods to try???
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:13 pm
by *BlackFox
Anyone for a "shaken not stirred".. Strawberry Stallion shot?!
Sounds gross doesn't it?
Seriously! That is the most completely insane,sick article I've ever read.
Re: Looking for some new foods to try???
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:25 pm
by CeLL
*BlackFox wrote:Anyone for a "shaken not stirred".. Strawberry Stallion shot?!
Sounds gross doesn't it?
Seriously! That is the most completely insane,sick article I've ever read.
Makes me proud that i posted it.
Re: Looking for some new foods to try???
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:37 pm
by satman83
CeLL wrote:*BlackFox wrote:Anyone for a "shaken not stirred".. Strawberry Stallion shot?!
Sounds gross doesn't it?
Seriously! That is the most completely insane,sick article I've ever read.
Makes me proud that i posted it.
and slightly erect... 
Re: Looking for some new foods to try???
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:38 pm
by CeLL
im about to make a cocktail
BWHAHAHAHAHA
Re: Looking for some new foods to try???
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:56 pm
by inky
Wait WHAT?
Why??? How..???
I want to make my semen have licorice cherry flavor too!
Re: Looking for some new foods to try???
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:04 pm
by jyushinshuu
only gonna drink that if they put a gun against my head.
Re: Looking for some new foods to try???
Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:56 am
by cpinney
common guys its not like you never tried some of your seamen and enjoyed it.
Re: Looking for some new foods to try???
Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:45 am
by ZaKnighT
CeLL wrote:when you really think about it, cutting up any living being and consuming its once pulsating flesh is disgusting. this is just adding insult to injury.
dude as primates we consume meat and vegetables =).. thats how it works.. u cant compare meat to Farking semen
... i mean **** yea ill make a nice steak out of that cow.. but the semen hell no *****