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Zodiac Change <NVM>
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:09 am
by Key-J
So,
Apparently the Zodiac's have now changed due to Earth's Tilt or some shit like that, apparently they are different by a month now, and an old (new) sign has been re-introduced:
Check your sign.
The New Zodiac
ARIES = APRIL 19 - MAY 13
TAURUS = MAY 14 - JUNE 19
GEMINI = JUNE 20 - JULY 20
CANCER = JULY 21 - AUG 9
LEO = AUGUST 10 - SEPTEMBER 15
VIRGO = SEPTEMBER 16 - OCTOBER 30
LIBRA = OCTOBER 31 - NOVEMBER 22
SCORPIO = NOVEMBER 23 - NOVEMBER 29
OPHIUCHUS = NOVEMBER 30 - DECEMBER 17
SAGITTARIUS = DECEMBER 18 - JANUARY 18
CAPRICORN = JANUARY 19 - FEBRUARY 15
AQUARIUS = FEBRUARY 16 - MARCH 11
PISCES = MARCH 12 - APRIL 18
I was
Gemini but according to this im now
Taurus BULL SHIT!
EDITnvm
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/13/no ... t-changed/
Re: Zodiac Change
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:19 am
by antics
i was the fish now im the naked man with a pot full of water
upgrade?
Re: Zodiac Change
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:19 am
by kontroversy
rofl.... now we all have to change our dating game...
Re: Zodiac Change
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:23 am
by Ashikiheyun
I'm still a Leo. Still don't think I'm a very good leo...
Re: Zodiac Change
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:26 am
by xXPaladinXx
It didnt change. These are the original zodiac signs. The ones used by astrologists are skewed so they follow the 12 month cycle. Ophiuchus is a real sign that was taken out to make the zodiacs more convenient. (I took astronomy in high school so I know what I am talking about).
Re: Zodiac Change
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:26 am
by Skyve
My whole News Feed on Facebook is about that...
My friend told me it only affects people that where born in 2009+ though.
I went from some kind of ram(aries) to freaking fishes
Re: Zodiac Change
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:46 am
by .curve
ExSoldier wrote:My whole News Feed on Facebook is about that...
My friend told me it only affects people that where born in 2009+ though.
I went from some kind of ram(aries) to freaking fishes
I heard it was only people 2009+ too. If not, I also went from Aries to Pisces.
Re: Zodiac Change
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:52 am
by Blindfire
xXPaladinXx wrote:(I took astronomy in high school so I know what I am talking about).
Made me laugh.
Re: Zodiac Change
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 4:23 am
by McLovin1t
No freaking way, I was a libra, and it fit me so well, wtf is a virgo?
Re: Zodiac Change
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 4:25 am
by Tasdik
What?!? I'm no longer Taurus? Fuck this!
/rage quits...on life.
Re: Zodiac Change
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 4:27 am
by strangelove
Oh no! Now I'm not sure if I should be reserved and down-to-earth or fun and outgoing. HOW WILL I KNOW WHEN MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX WANT TO MEET ME NOW?
I was more interested in the Earth tilting than Zodiac BS though.
Re: Zodiac Change
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 4:28 am
by cpinney
LIES FROM THE WOLF.
Re: Zodiac Change
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 4:29 am
by MrJoey
No idea what the hell an Aries is, but, cool story bro?
Re: Zodiac Change
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 4:30 am
by LaloHao
cpinney wrote:LIES FROM THE WOLF.
THAT MOTHER
FUCKER
Re: Zodiac Change
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 4:31 am
by Tasdik
Okay, I'm much more a Taurus then Aries. Stupid earth tilt.
Wait, why is the earth tilting? 2012?!?!?!?
Re: Zodiac Change
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 4:35 am
by Kraq
I say just look for traits in other signs that put a name to your personality.
I find traits in signs other than mine and I just apply it to myself because it's usually exactly how I am. I don't take that sign as mine though, I just say I'm "Honest" or something.
Re: Zodiac Change
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 4:36 am
by Tasdik
Oh shit. I just realized that me and my girl friend are no longer zodiacal compatible.
*breaks up with his GF*
Re: Zodiac Change
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 4:55 am
by kontroversy
Blindfire wrote:xXPaladinXx wrote:(I took astronomy in high school so I know what I am talking about).
Made me laugh.
Beat me to it lol.
Re: Zodiac Change
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 4:58 am
by theblindarcher
im a Farking Ophiuchus
lamee
Re: Zodiac Change
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:03 am
by Juicy
Apparently I am a Gemini now D:
Surprisingly enough Gemini matches my personality.
Re: Zodiac Change
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:47 am
by [Orphen]
Holding my snake right now.
Re: Zodiac Change
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:48 am
by Mirosuke
LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL I'M A CAPRICORN NOW? WUUUUUTT.
This is not serious, it is?.... -_-
Re: Zodiac Change
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:31 am
by kontroversy
Mirosuke wrote:LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL I'M A CAPRICORN NOW? WUUUUUTT.
This is not serious, it is?.... -_-
I dunno, consult with the guy who took high school astrology.
Re: Zodiac Change
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:51 am
by Kraq
You guys are acting like your lives have been stripped from you, it's just a label; move on.
Re: Zodiac Change
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:57 am
by .curve
Kraq wrote:You guys are acting like your lives have been stripped from you, it's just a label; move on.
See this is what bothered me about my sister. She's like "Oh my god I don't even fit the description of (insert her new zodiac sign here)."
To which I replied, "Holy shit I guess you better change your whole personality then!"
then loled.
Re: Zodiac Change
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 7:06 am
by Key-J
Re: Zodiac Change
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 7:16 am
by [Orphen]
Oh lawdy, the Tribune was just trolling us all along.
Good game, Tribune. Good game.
Re: Zodiac Change <NVM>
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 7:22 am
by NuclearSilo
guess there's still people who believe their life is related with zodiac sign
Re: Zodiac Change
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 7:50 am
by strangelove
There are words below the headline.
They explain how there are two Zodiac cycles; the Western cycle (Tropical Zodiac) is determined by seasons and therefore unchanging while in the Eastern cycle (Sidereal Zodiac) it is determined by star constellations, which did change. Since a good majority of the readership are Westerners, the headline is fitting for them. So it's not "fake" in the sense that you think it is.
No, celestial bodies do not align themselves in special ways for the sole purpose of determining someone's fortune, misfortune, or when they'll get laid. It's actually quite depressing that a correction for this non-sensical pseudoscience had to be issued. Wouldn't want people consulting their "stars" incorrectly now.
Re: Zodiac Change
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:24 am
by Skyve
MrJoey wrote:No idea what the hell an Aries is, but, cool story bro?
Used to be one bro, you'll feel pretty awesome.
