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Funny little religulous story.
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 10:42 pm
by Doron
So, as the forum's official homo I have a fun little story for ya'll.
As you might have noticed I haven't been online much for the past week or three.
That was cuz I had a boyfriend.
Now, thing is, that son of a bitch just broke up with me.
Why you ask, you're you're cute, hot, and a totally cool person.
Well, he broke up with me because all of the sudden he realized he's christian, and that he can't be with a man because of his religion and his surroundings (I was his first one)
He even told me he loved me and we had sex.
And then he also said while breaking up that during sex he was thinking that he was doing something wrong.
I didn't notice it and my ass certainly didn't either.
So, if someone breaks up with you because of fuckin' religion, how would you feel? If that person couldn't even have an orgasm because he/she was too busy thinking about religion while having sex with you?
Discuss, happy new year!
Re: Funny little religulous story.
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 10:49 pm
by Shomari
wat?
Re: Funny little religulous story.
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 10:53 pm
by Gaigemasta
Shomari wrote:wat?
+1
but at least u finally fell out of the closet
Re: Funny little religulous story.
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 10:56 pm
by Azilius
Re: Funny little religulous story.
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:02 pm
by TheDrop
Dayum thats more than we would want to know about the sex part.
Re: Funny little religulous story.
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:30 pm
by NuclearSilo
Plain and simple, have an operation to cut your dick and change it into a pussy. There you go, you are a woman. Problem solved.
Re: Funny little religulous story.
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:32 pm
by Kraq
Doron wrote:As you might have noticed I haven't been online much for the past week or three.
No, I did not.
Re: Funny little religulous story.
Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:06 am
by satman83
i know right
Re: Funny little religulous story.
Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:12 am
by Ningyotsukai-san
NuclearSilo wrote:Plain and simple, have an operation to cut your dick and change it into a pussy. There you go, you are a man with a mutilated penis & fake tits. Problem solved.
Fixed that for you.
Re: Funny little religulous story.
Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:16 am
by dom
Normally people troll for lulzies; it's too bad you do it for attention.
It's not entertaining for us.
Re: Funny little religulous story.
Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:20 am
by Fresh
ew...
Re: Funny little religulous story.
Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:21 am
by Hostage
Shame. You weren't doing to bad with your new identity.
**** it! Someone bring forth the motivational pic.
Re: Funny little religulous story.
Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:24 am
by dom
tl;dr: Honey, during sex, turned a gay man straight.
Re: Funny little religulous story.
Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:27 am
by M3K0S
you can orgasm while getting assfcked? O_o
i dont even...
Re: Funny little religulous story.
Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:41 am
by iSinnnn
shocked, i was not.
Re: Funny little religulous story.
Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:59 am
by Miguez
Aww man I hope this is a troll.
I really do.
If it's not, may I just ask one question?
WHY?!
Re: Funny little religulous story.
Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 1:02 am
by andycooly
disgusting thread is disgusting.
Re: Funny little religulous story.
Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 1:03 am
by Fiction
Seji wrote:EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...
Re: Funny little religulous story.
Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 1:46 am
by Swindler
I knew it all along, I have no problem of men being gay, but this is just to much, keep it for yourself please.
Re: Funny little religulous story.
Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 1:55 am
by Crowley
I don't even know if this is a joke...
HejsaN wrote:I knew it all along, I have no problem of men being gay, but this is just to much, keep it for yourself please.
I think we all kind of knew.
Re: Funny little religulous story.
Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 1:59 am
by Swindler
It is probably a joke, but it is still fucking disgusting
Re: Funny little religulous story.
Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 2:06 am
by CeLL
Doron wrote: as the forum's official homo
no your the forum flamer. mansex is the forum homo. big difference.
Re: Funny little religulous story.
Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 2:40 am
by SpaRxx
uh, wtf is this?
Re: Funny little religulous story.
Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:21 am
by Love
Just saying but you are all being rather lousy if this was to be true, nobody needs to hear how "ewwwww" it is to be what they are, on that note f k you all.
Re: Funny little religulous story.
Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:44 am
by Swindler
Love wrote:Just saying but you are all being rather lousy if this was to be true, nobody needs to hear how "ewwwww" it is to be what they are, on that note f k you all.
There is also no need to hear that someone took it in the ass.
Re: Funny little religulous story.
Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:49 am
by Apy
First I was
than I was
after that
after that
in the end I had an urge to
ya.
overall :
Happy new year !
Re: Funny little religulous story.
Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:55 am
by Skyve
Is he actually homo or just trolling?
P.S: Nothing against homos broskis, calm down.
Re: Funny little religulous story.
Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:55 am
by Gaigemasta
why do I feel Doron is gonna kill himself tonite
Re: Funny little religulous story.
Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:58 am
by Skyve
Gaigemasta wrote:why do I feel Doron is gonna kill himself tonite
A year before 2012, hurrr hurrr.
Re: Funny little religulous story.
Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 4:03 am
by Jstar1
HejsaN wrote:Love wrote:Just saying but you are all being rather lousy if this was to be true, nobody needs to hear how "ewwwww" it is to be what they are, on that note f k you all.
There is also no need to hear that someone took it in the ass.
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