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Cool evolution =0
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:24 am
by Squirt
If you could choose an evolution for the human race what would it be? What ever you choose you have to post the down side
Me: humans +wings = flight
Downside: drunk flying
Re: Cool evolution =0
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:31 am
by poehalcho
humans + tail
cause it's useful. balancing + holding crap...would be handy.
humans + superpowered legs
cause I want my damn superspeed >_<. if we add flying squirrel wing thingies to it, it could be just like flying
for some reason I find the idea of hovering more fun that free flight
but the best of all would simply be to continue superpowering our brain till we would hopefully active those hidden powers of ours D: (I don't care if it's possible or not, I STILL WANT THEM >__<)
Re: Cool evolution =0
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:55 am
by DinoNuggets
humans+ gills= Atlantis
Re: Cool evolution =0
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 1:58 am
by LaloHao
A brain for the humanity would be good
Re: Cool evolution =0
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 2:07 am
by Swindler
human+birds, I really want to fly.
Re: Cool evolution =0
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 2:37 am
by Majorharper
human + nuclear resistance = provoke human race from being wiped out
downside?
Re: Cool evolution =0
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 3:06 am
by [SD]Twysta
Master_of_Puppets wrote:human + nuclear resistance = provoke human race from being wiped out
downside?
Wow. This might just be the best post i've ever seen on a forum
Re: Cool evolution =0
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 3:11 am
by Majorharper
[SD]Twysta wrote:Master_of_Puppets wrote:human + nuclear resistance = provoke human race from being wiped out
downside?
Wow. This might just be the best post i've ever seen on a forum
hahaha are you sarcastic? xD first time someone said that about a post of mine
Re: Cool evolution =0
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 3:26 am
by BuDo
An enhanced ability to see and exercise reason.
Upside: Less confusion, confrontation, conflict, suffering and war
Downside: Sometimes doing what's reasonable can mean being callous.
Re: Cool evolution =0
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 3:50 am
by Miguez
Human + teleknesis = fuck secrets
downside: you're always honest, even if you don't want too...
Re: Cool evolution =0
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 4:28 am
by Blurred
Humans + Wheels
Downside: drunk driving
o wait...
Re: Cool evolution =0
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 5:13 am
by McLovin1t
BuDo wrote:An enhanced ability to see and exercise reason.
Upside: Less confusion, confrontation, conflict, suffering and war
Downside: Sometimes doing what's reasonable can mean being callous.
This is greater than nuclear weapon resistance because with this, there will be no nuclear weapon launchings, and there will be a more reasonable world, however I foresee more crime?
Re: Cool evolution =0
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 5:42 am
by /Pi
Humans + Wolves = Werewolves!!!
Downside = Furry
Upside = Furry
Re: Cool evolution =0
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 5:46 am
by Tasdik
Humans + Fangs = Vampires!!!
Downside = Cold
Upside = Cold
Re: Cool evolution =0
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 6:06 am
by Mirosuke
Human + ****= Justin Bieber..
o wait..
Re: Cool evolution =0
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 6:41 am
by Ningyotsukai-san
Human + Regeneration of lost body parts or damaged organs (all)
downside: 'd be hell in torture ...lol
Re: Cool evolution =0
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 7:06 am
by Hostage
Ningyotsukai-san wrote:Human + Regeneration of lost body parts or damaged organs
downside: 'd be hell in torture ...lol
Theoretically it's possible but the tampering with those genes can lead to cancerous complications.
I forgot what it was called but apparently it's a gene found dormant in crabs and lizards which allows them to molt their limbs back.
OT:
Evolution: Insomnia (without the mental and physical breakdown)
Downside: The Rebelion de Sommeil will revolt against the Insomniacs escalating into an all out war where the rebels will use there sleep rays to put the Insomniacs into an eternal slumber. In the hopes to restore humanities natural sleeping order, starting over--ONLY TO BE FOILED. The brightest of Insom-phoria have erected mass towers that host anti-sleep matter at the very top. Not only is this anti-sleep matter capable of nullifying all sleep rays within a 50,000m radius per tower but amplify the frontal lobe. Amplification is a desperate hope that the heighten sense of self and theoretical intelligence would be the winning edge needed for the Insomiacs to finally crush the rebellion and move the human race forward. Will the Rebellion de Sommeil be able to bring down the towers long enough to use their sleep rays? Will the amplification of brain functionality to create the super soldiers have an unexpected downside? Tune in next time....
I guess what I'm trying to say is I'm tired, it's 2am, and I can't get to sleep. I'm also not going to name names but someone is a lamer for ditching me in the middle of a conversation. Not that I care or anything like that.
Re: Cool evolution =0
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 2:18 pm
by Squirt
Lmao hostage wins
Re: Cool evolution =0
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 2:53 pm
by Vaya
Human + Artificial parts = Cyborg with limitless capabilities
Re: Cool evolution =0
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 3:44 pm
by MrJoey
Hostage wrote:Ningyotsukai-san wrote:Human + Regeneration of lost body parts or damaged organs
downside: 'd be hell in torture ...lol
Theoretically it's possible but the tampering with those genes can lead to cancerous complications.
I forgot what it was called but apparently it's a gene found dormant in crabs and lizards which allows them to molt their limbs back.
OT:
Evolution: Insomnia (without the mental and physical breakdown)
Downside: The Rebelion de Sommeil will revolt against the Insomniacs escalating into a and all out war where the rebels will use there sleep rays to put the Insomniacs into an eternal slumber. In the hopes to restore humanities natural sleeping order, starting over--ONLY TO BE FOILED. The brightest of Insom-phoria have erected mass towers that host anti-sleep matter at the very top. Not only is this anti-sleep matter capable of nullifying all sleep rays within a 50,000m radius per tower but amplify the frontal lobe. Amplification is a desperate hope that the heighten sense of self and theoretical intelligence would be the winning edge needed for the Insomiacs to finally crush the rebellion and move the human race forward. Will the Rebellion de Sommeil be able to bring down the towers long enough to use their sleep rays? Will the amplification of brain functionality to create the super soldiers have an unexpected downside? Tune in next time....
I guess what I'm trying to say is I'm tired, it's 2am, and I can't get to sleep. I'm also not going to name names but someone is a lamer for ditching me in the middle of a conversation. Not that I care or anything like that.
Two thumbs up, that was pretty awesome.
Re: Cool evolution =0
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 4:30 pm
by NuclearSilo
+The capability to morph
Re: Cool evolution =0
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 7:37 pm
by Mirosuke
NuclearSilo wrote:+The capability to morph
Humans + Ghosts = Silo
Re: Cool evolution =0
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 7:51 pm
by *BlackFox
Re: Cool evolution =0
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 7:53 pm
by Vaya
^is it a zombie or a computer addict?
and lulz for you =D
Re: Cool evolution =0
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 7:58 pm
by *BlackFox
K.K wrote:^is it a zombie or a computer addict?
and lulz for you =D
It's a Zombie.. "evolution" xD
Re: Cool evolution =0
Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 10:39 am
by Majorharper
*BlackFox wrote:K.K wrote:^is it a zombie or a computer addict?
and lulz for you =D
It's a Zombie.. "evolution" xD
he did not say lulz in this post, i quote before he edits
Re: Cool evolution =0
Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 10:40 am
by Mirosuke
Master_of_Puppets wrote:*BlackFox wrote:K.K wrote:^is it a zombie or a computer addict?
and lulz for you =D
It's a Zombie.. "evolution" xD
he did not say lulz in this post, i quote before he edits
lulz!
Re: Cool evolution =0
Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 10:41 am
by KylieMinogue
NuclearSilo wrote:+The capability to morph
+ Jean grey powers.
Re: Cool evolution =0
Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 9:01 pm
by tweaklizer
Re: Cool evolution =0
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 5:41 pm
by Vaya
^ Pure racism.
