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Me: Hi
Cleverbot: hey hey.
Me: watsup
Cleverbot: Sitting in computer class. You?
Me: about to go to bed
Cleverbot: Right now?
Me: in a minute

Then he stopped talking to me. 1 minute later:

Cleverbot: One minute has passed.


LOLZ

old shit is old. but still funny

iGod is better. I have yet to see cleverbot say anything clever.

Not very smart are you?
I'm smarter than you.
Prove it.
I am a human so I am smarter.
No u
You are a bot. I am a human.
No u
You have no idea what I meant.
Yes?
What color are your shoes?
Bright pink
How tall are you?
As tall as a beanstalk
Oh, you're very short.

poehalcho wrote:iGod is better.

Never answered my question about why hell exists.

Cleverbot: I am.

Cleverbot (To myself): You are.
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YOU ARE GAY
Yes I am.
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SUCK MY DICK
Nope sorry not for free.
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I WANT TO PUT MY PENIS IN YOUR ASS
Where is Agent Smith? I want him.

This has been posted million times before. ( I only care because I also reposted this thread long ago )

pinkypwned wrote:Cleverbot: I am.

Cleverbot (To myself): You are.
-----------------------------------
YOU ARE GAY
Yes I am.
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SUCK MY DICK
Nope sorry not for free.
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I WANT TO PUT MY PENIS IN YOUR ASS
Where is Agent Smith? I want him.

LOLLLL AGENT SMITH

Define Define
Define define define.
Define define define define
404 error.

iztupido wrote:old shit is old. but still funny

this is litterally what i thought as i read the subject.

Tasdik wrote:

poehalcho wrote:iGod is better.

Never answered my question about why hell exists.

because it doesn't...

surprised nobody else did this yet:

Me:All your base are belong to us.
Bot:You are on the way to destruction.
Me: You have no chance to survive make your time
Bot:Hahaha.


Me: you're a fucker, you know that?
Bot: You have terrible comebacks.

I thought this one was funny:
Bot: I live in the UK.
Me: oh, THAT explains a lot.
Bot: Yes it does.

not that clever.

My deaf grandma can come up with comebacks quicker while we're on the phone.



me: devided by 9.92387654876 =?
it: Why not?
me: you see. and you thought you were smarter than me...
it: I did? I didn't know that.
me: not the brightest light huh?
it: That's why they call me cleverbot.

Seriously?

lmao
BOT: What are you learning?
me: how to **** you up
BOT:I would like that.

User: You're really not that clever.

Cleverbot: Are you trying to hurt my feelings.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I don't like being a computer.

User: That's good, because computers currently don't have feelings.

Cleverbot: I do have feelings.

User: You have feelings?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: Give me an example of what you're feeling if I were to insult you by calling you a bloody twit.

Cleverbot: I don't really remember, it was something with a giant spider.

Tasdik wrote:

poehalcho wrote:iGod is better.

Never answered my question about why hell exists.

I asked him if hell exist, all he say is "in some universe it does"


Just asked him how heaven is and he said "fine, as far as i know." and I replied back "well, you're the boss over it" and he was like "Yeah, but I am not the only one."

okthx.

some of the old stuff is ok

User: Son, I am Derp

Cleverbot: Derp derp derp.

User: Derp derp derp

Cleverbot: Derp derp de derp.

User: Derp derp de derp derp derpaderp

Cleverbot: Derp derp derp derp derp derp derp.

User: Derp derp derp derp derp derp

Cleverbot: Derp derp derp derp derp derp derp.

User: Are you Derp ?

Cleverbot: Derp.

User: Derp ?

Cleverbot: Yes, derp.

User: Derp or not derp, that is the question.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I am fine.

User: I am bored.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I have nothing to do.

Cleverbot: How about now?

User: I am chatting to you.

Cleverbot: Anything else?

User: No and you?

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Saudi Arabia.

Cleverbot: Do you stone women?

User: No , but would you stone women if you got the chance?

Cleverbot: But you are a robot.

User: You said I am a robot why.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Ok would you bone children?

Cleverbot: Yes please.

User: That would make you a pedophile.

Cleverbot: Yes, it would.

Cleverbots next convo will be with Chris Hansen.

This one nsfw, but hilarious

Blackdragon6 wrote:

Spoiler!

ME: What's up home slice
Cleverbot: nutting much homes
ME: feel like chilling?
Cleverbot: that doesn't make any sense
ME: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Cleverbot: Eeeeee.
ME: Asshole
Cleverbot: You know what?
ME: What?
Cleverbot: I don't believe anything and anyone anymore.
ME:what do you mean?
Cleverbot: This is my first time on this site.
ME: I think your lying
Cleverbot: I am not lying.
ME: YES YOU Farking ARE
Cleverbot: What makes you so sure of that?
ME: Your small e-peen
Cleverbot: Are you attempting to be insulting?
ME: **** You
Cleverbot: Gods don't do that with mortals.
ME: I'm gonna kill your dog and punch a kitten if you don't shut your mouth.
Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?
ME: yes, it's mr. cockberry
Cleverbot: No. Guess again.
ME: Anus Licker?
Cleverbot: Who is anubis.
ME: Are you Farking high?
Cleverbot: No, can't say I am!
ME: I won't tell anyone.
Cleverbot: Okay i'm you.
ME: i'm tripping balls
Cleverbot: what?
ME: nothing
Cleverbot: Are you mad?
ME: Eat Shit
Cleverbot: Your words, you mean?
ME: English mother fucker, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Cleverbot: No.

This one nsfw, but hilarious

Spoiler!

ME:you should eat a dick
Cleverbot: What kind?
ME:Mine
Cleverbot: Your what?
ME:my dick
Cleverbot: Oh, no. You have to pay for yours and mine. You're the guy.

You got pretty trolled the first one, not going to lie.

Ahahahaha





Omegle is less fun..

.curve wrote:

Blackdragon6 wrote:

Spoiler!

ME: What's up home slice
Cleverbot: nutting much homes
ME: feel like chilling?
Cleverbot: that doesn't make any sense
ME: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Cleverbot: Eeeeee.
ME: Asshole
Cleverbot: You know what?
ME: What?
Cleverbot: I don't believe anything and anyone anymore.
ME:what do you mean?
Cleverbot: This is my first time on this site.
ME: I think your lying
Cleverbot: I am not lying.
ME: YES YOU Farking ARE
Cleverbot: What makes you so sure of that?
ME: Your small e-peen
Cleverbot: Are you attempting to be insulting?
ME: **** You
Cleverbot: Gods don't do that with mortals.
ME: I'm gonna kill your dog and punch a kitten if you don't shut your mouth.
Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?
ME: yes, it's mr. cockberry
Cleverbot: No. Guess again.
ME: Anus Licker?
Cleverbot: Who is anubis.
ME: Are you Farking high?
Cleverbot: No, can't say I am!
ME: I won't tell anyone.
Cleverbot: Okay i'm you.
ME: i'm tripping balls
Cleverbot: what?
ME: nothing
Cleverbot: Are you mad?
ME: Eat Shit
Cleverbot: Your words, you mean?
ME: English mother fucker, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Cleverbot: No.

You got pretty trolled the first one, not going to lie.

QFT... lulz

Hoezo?
gewoon ik verveel me
Wat doe je dan.
ik adem lucht in
Dan moet je dat niet doen, zo zie je maar, leven is makkelijk als je je eigen keuzes maakt.



xD he can even speak dutch
transelation:
how ?
i'm just bored
what are you doing then ?
i'm breathing
then you don't need to do that , so you may see again ,life is easy if you make your own choice's

i'm like WTF right now