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Cleverbot.

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http://www.cleverbot.com/
You know you want to.

Post results!
My attention span is
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Me: Hi
Cleverbot: hey hey.
Me: watsup
Cleverbot: Sitting in computer class. You?
Me: about to go to bed
Cleverbot: Right now?
Me: in a minute

Then he stopped talking to me. 1 minute later:

Cleverbot: One minute has passed.


LOLZ
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Re: Cleverbot.

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old shit is old. but still funny :sohappy:
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Re: Cleverbot.

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iGod is better. I have yet to see cleverbot say anything clever.
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Re: Cleverbot.

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Not very smart are you?
I'm smarter than you.
Prove it.
I am a human so I am smarter.
No u
You are a bot. I am a human.
No u
You have no idea what I meant.
Yes?
What color are your shoes?
Bright pink
How tall are you?
As tall as a beanstalk
Oh, you're very short.
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Re: Cleverbot.

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poehalcho wrote:iGod is better.

Never answered my question about why hell exists. :(
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Re: Cleverbot.

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Cleverbot: I am.

Cleverbot (To myself): You are.
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YOU ARE GAY
Yes I am.
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SUCK MY DICK
Nope sorry not for free.
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I WANT TO PUT MY PENIS IN YOUR ASS
Where is Agent Smith? I want him.
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Re: Cleverbot.

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This has been posted million times before. ( I only care because I also reposted this thread long ago :sohappy: )
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Re: Cleverbot.

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pinkypwned wrote:Cleverbot: I am.

Cleverbot (To myself): You are.
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YOU ARE GAY
Yes I am.
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SUCK MY DICK
Nope sorry not for free.
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I WANT TO PUT MY PENIS IN YOUR ASS
Where is Agent Smith? I want him.

LOLLLL AGENT SMITH
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Re: Cleverbot.

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Define Define
Define define define.
Define define define define
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Re: Cleverbot.

Post by CeLL »

iztupido wrote:old shit is old. but still funny :sohappy:

this is litterally what i thought as i read the subject.

Tasdik wrote:
poehalcho wrote:iGod is better.

Never answered my question about why hell exists. :(

because it doesn't...
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surprised nobody else did this yet:

Me:All your base are belong to us.
Bot:You are on the way to destruction.
Me: You have no chance to survive make your time
Bot:Hahaha.


Me: you're a fucker, you know that?
Bot: You have terrible comebacks.

I thought this one was funny:
Bot: I live in the UK.
Me: oh, THAT explains a lot.
Bot: Yes it does.
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Re: Cleverbot.

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not that clever.

My deaf grandma can come up with comebacks quicker while we're on the phone.



me: devided by 9.92387654876 =?
it: Why not?
me: you see. and you thought you were smarter than me...
it: I did? I didn't know that.
me: not the brightest light huh?
it: That's why they call me cleverbot.

Seriously?
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Re: Cleverbot.

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lmao
BOT: What are you learning?
me: how to **** you up
BOT:I would like that.
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Re: Cleverbot.

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User: You're really not that clever.

Cleverbot: Are you trying to hurt my feelings.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I don't like being a computer.

User: That's good, because computers currently don't have feelings.

Cleverbot: I do have feelings.

User: You have feelings?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: Give me an example of what you're feeling if I were to insult you by calling you a bloody twit.

Cleverbot: I don't really remember, it was something with a giant spider.
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Re: Cleverbot.

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Tasdik wrote:
poehalcho wrote:iGod is better.

Never answered my question about why hell exists. :(

I asked him if hell exist, all he say is "in some universe it does"


Just asked him how heaven is and he said "fine, as far as i know." and I replied back "well, you're the boss over it" and he was like "Yeah, but I am not the only one."

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okthx.
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some of the old stuff is ok

User: Son, I am Derp

Cleverbot: Derp derp derp.

User: Derp derp derp

Cleverbot: Derp derp de derp.

User: Derp derp de derp derp derpaderp

Cleverbot: Derp derp derp derp derp derp derp.

User: Derp derp derp derp derp derp

Cleverbot: Derp derp derp derp derp derp derp.

User: Are you Derp ?

Cleverbot: Derp.

User: Derp ?

Cleverbot: Yes, derp.

User: Derp or not derp, that is the question.
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Re: Cleverbot.

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User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I am fine.

User: I am bored.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I have nothing to do.

Cleverbot: How about now?

User: I am chatting to you.

Cleverbot: Anything else?

User: No and you?

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Saudi Arabia.

Cleverbot: Do you stone women?

User: No , but would you stone women if you got the chance?

Cleverbot: But you are a robot.

User: You said I am a robot why.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Ok would you bone children?

Cleverbot: Yes please.

User: That would make you a pedophile.

Cleverbot: Yes, it would.
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Re: Cleverbot.

Post by CeLL »

Cleverbots next convo will be with Chris Hansen.
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Re: Cleverbot.

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Spoiler!


This one nsfw, but hilarious
Spoiler!
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Re: Cleverbot.

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Blackdragon6 wrote:
Spoiler!


This one nsfw, but hilarious
Spoiler!


You got pretty trolled the first one, not going to lie.
Speak the truth, even if your voice shakes.
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Ahahahaha

Spoiler!


Spoiler!


Omegle is less fun..
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Re: Cleverbot.

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.curve wrote:
Blackdragon6 wrote:
Spoiler!

You got pretty trolled the first one, not going to lie.
QFT... lulz
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Re: Cleverbot.

Post by SpuerBlade »

Hoezo?
gewoon ik verveel me
Wat doe je dan.
ik adem lucht in
Dan moet je dat niet doen, zo zie je maar, leven is makkelijk als je je eigen keuzes maakt.



xD he can even speak dutch
transelation:
how ?
i'm just bored
what are you doing then ?
i'm breathing
then you don't need to do that , so you may see again ,life is easy if you make your own choice's

i'm like WTF right now
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