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During lunch I've found the mayonaise is good on many things
Burgers
Sandwhiches
Salads
Pizza
hot dogs
Hot Pockets
mayonaise ON mayonaise


Ketchup taste gross now.
Mayonaise ftw

You should all try it, but its only one specific brand of which I don't know the name

Is it Miracle Whip?

I make my own, same with pizza and other comfort foods.

Me ftw ( I think cooking is one of those things we all need to know as we all ..eat .. ).

squirt, we all know black people dont eat mayonnaise, consult undercover brother for references.

I prefer mayo on burgers and fries. Dried chili on pizza. Nothing on hot pockets. And A1 on steak =)

It's so insanely fattening, though, and all the foods you listed are just packed full of heart attacks. I wouldn't mind eating that stuff now and then, sure, but every time I even contemplate it I think of how fat my stomach would become and refuse. I'll stick to tuna salads with lemon juice on top. Lemon juice, now that's a versatile topping.

eww lemon juice and eww mayonaise.

Red sauces are healthier than white sauces.

But I barely eat any sauce or shit like what you listed at all these days..

I used to be kind of an addict, but since I started dieting and after I was done I once went to McD's and I barfed after a hamburger..

fries + mayonaise =

I'm seriously sitting here with a face like wtf... You only found mayonnaise just now?

I like mixing my mayo with ketchup, A1, and pepper. Good stuff =).

MrTwilliger wrote:It's so insanely fattening, though, and all the foods you listed are just packed full of heart attacks. I wouldn't mind eating that stuff now and then, sure, but every time I even contemplate it I think of how fat my stomach would become and refuse. I'll stick to tuna salads with lemon juice on top. Lemon juice, now that's a versatile topping.

light mircale whip is great, pretty low fat. olive oil mayo has about half the fat of standard mayo. its very tasty. i dont cake it on as im not much for condiments anyways, cept mustard and hot sauce i think i could use an entire bottle of cholula or franks redhot in one setting.

Random ass fact,

Has a friend who honest to god says: "Mayonayonaise" for some reason, he cant just say Mayonnaise.

Btw, Miracle Whip not too cool, Mayo is awesome.

Meh.. Mayonaise!

It's the Black Man's Kryptonite!

XMoshe wrote:I'm seriously sitting here with a face like wtf... You only found mayonnaise just now?

This.

ROFL @Key-J
Well, Isn't there a white kryptonite? lulz

But seriously.. Mayonnaise is nasty.

Tuna fish!

Lemon juice with a sprinkling of vinegar. So tangy and tasty yum

CeLL wrote:

MrTwilliger wrote:It's so insanely fattening, though, and all the foods you listed are just packed full of heart attacks. I wouldn't mind eating that stuff now and then, sure, but every time I even contemplate it I think of how fat my stomach would become and refuse. I'll stick to tuna salads with lemon juice on top. Lemon juice, now that's a versatile topping.

light mircale whip is great, pretty low fat. olive oil mayo has about half the fat of standard mayo. its very tasty. i dont cake it on as im not much for condiments anyways, cept mustard and hot sauce i think i could use an entire bottle of cholula or franks redhot in one setting.

Jalapenos, and any hot sauce, on just about any food. For some reason, in the last year, I've gotten a real taste for really hot/spicy food. <3

NPH FTW.

MrJoey wrote:

CeLL wrote:

MrTwilliger wrote:It's so insanely fattening, though, and all the foods you listed are just packed full of heart attacks. I wouldn't mind eating that stuff now and then, sure, but every time I even contemplate it I think of how fat my stomach would become and refuse. I'll stick to tuna salads with lemon juice on top. Lemon juice, now that's a versatile topping.

light mircale whip is great, pretty low fat. olive oil mayo has about half the fat of standard mayo. its very tasty. i dont cake it on as im not much for condiments anyways, cept mustard and hot sauce i think i could use an entire bottle of cholula or franks redhot in one setting.

Jalapenos, and any hot sauce, on just about any food. For some reason, in the last year, I've gotten a real taste for really hot/spicy food. <3

i have over the past few years. its insanely good for you. helps with metabolism, blood pressure, its an anti inflammitory(i take cayenne pills regularly and if i run out for a few days my joints ache,) plus it releases endorphine, so its mildly addicting.

MrTwilliger wrote:It's so insanely fattening, though, and all the foods you listed are just packed full of heart attacks. I wouldn't mind eating that stuff now and then, sure, but every time I even contemplate it I think of how fat my stomach would become and refuse. I'll stick to tuna salads with lemon juice on top. Lemon juice, now that's a versatile topping.

Pizza, salad and sandwiches are not insanely fattening or..full of heart attacks
in fact neither are burgers..
and neither is mayonnaise for that matter.
what you talkin bout?

Everyone knows mustard is the best.

I eat mayonaise with too many things, like I eat it at least 4-5 times a week and its often a good chunk as well.

For the dutchies/belgians, SHAORMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1!!1! with garlic sauce which is bssically 80% mayonaise.

poehalcho wrote:

Spoiler!

Lol ...was wondering when someone would reference Gintama >.>''


But eh, only time I use mayonnaise is when I'm making egg salad

Creme Fraiche mixed with Sweet & Sour Sauce

Goes with everything and so tasty :3

mayo on salad and fish, ketchup on meatz

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