Dear Blank Please Blank

[poehalcho]

Dear Justin Bieber,
No, you may not borrow my balls, so quit asking.
Sincerely, Lady Gaga.

http://www.dearblankpleaseblank.com/

[magisuns]

lol, some of these are actually funny

[Gladiator_RN]

Dear Captain Obvious,
Thank you.
Sincerely, Lieutenant Sarcasm.

[TheDrop]

Dear Mom,
I'm 16 now, can I PLEASE get a bra?
Sincerely, your son, Justin B.

[*BlackFox]

Oh, the lulz

Dear Alarm Clock,
I hate you.
Sincerely, I'm awake now

[antics]

i submitted one

dear earth
please forgive us for justin bieber, simple plan, Avril Lavigne, and alexisonfire

sincerely Canada

[Hostage]

i submitted one

dear earth
please forgive us for justin bieber, simple plan, Avril Lavigne, and alexisonfire

sincerely Canada

Have we finally been forgiven for Nickel Back? Oh thank god! That ones been hovering over our heads for years.


Also, this

Dear spider,
That's it, I'm getting the flamethrower. I don't care if the house catches fire, I'm takin' you down.
Sincerely, Anonymous.

Because if I see that tiny bastard scurry across my floor one more time I'm doing it.

[antics]

i submitted one

dear earth
please forgive us for justin bieber, simple plan, Avril Lavigne, and alexisonfire

sincerely Canada

Have we finally been forgiven for Nickel Back? Oh thank god! That ones been hovering over our heads for years.

whyd you remind me