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In the past we might have worried about sophisticated card skimmers, sneaky bank fees, or armed robbers when we stopped at an ATM, but based on recent events we may now have to fear attractive bare-breasted female thieves too.

Apparently a man had just finished entering his PIN into a Parisian ATM when he found himself staring at not one, but two pairs of bare breasts. While he enjoyed the view, one of the flashers quickly withdrew 300 euros from his account and fled with her friend right behind her.

The girls were caught on the ATM's security camera, but remain unidentified. When asked for comment about the entire incident, a spokesperson for the local police department only had these words of warning:

We would advise anyone withdrawing cash from a machine to focus on what they are doing and not allow themselves to be distracted, however attractive the view.


Heed those words, before you too watch your money disappear with a pretty girl.

http://gizmodo.com/5614375/thieves-will ... m-skimmers

they could have let him have a touch for 300 euros too :(

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dem hoes thieves
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GENIUS!!!
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damn ho

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Who wants to team up with me and flag our penises to a horny old cougar
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Ror wrote:Pics......? :(

:cry:
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Gold diggas

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Ror wrote:Pics......? :(

:soosad:
let it gooooo let it gooooOoOooOOOOOO

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She open up her mouth and then I blow her brains out
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Ror wrote:Pics......? :(

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Squirt wrote:Who wants to team up with me and flag our penises to a horny old cougar

Dude your epic xD
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that's what you get when you think with your penis :palm:
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Squirt wrote:Who wants to team up with me and flag our penises to a horny old cougar

meeeeeeeee!!!11

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Ror wrote:Pics......? :(

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K.K wrote:that's what you get when you think with your penis :palm:

for the bewbs np :3
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He could have paid attention to the atm machine take his 300 euros and go to a stripper bar ~_~
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Not the smartest scheme, since there are people who aren't so mesmerized by breasts that they forget to take their cash.

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So.. haven't chicks been doin' this for ages anyway? Only it was always legitimized 'cuz it was called a "relationship" and this isn't.

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