Re: Think Hollywood wasn't shitty enough? Titanic 2
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 2:29 pm
by dom
Samuel L Jackson says: No more mother Farking waves on this mother Farking boat
I bet the boat sinks and they drown in freezing water. Except for the girl, she gets saved.
Re: Think Hollywood wasn't shitty enough? Titanic 2
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 2:34 pm
by Jstar1
I can sum this up in only one visual image
Spoiler!
Re: Think Hollywood wasn't shitty enough? Titanic 2
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 3:03 pm
by Key-J
Jebus, i hope that at 0:24 those are not the CGIs of the movie...
And at 1:03 OH NOW HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!!!
Well, this might just become the most Classic way to Destroy a Classic Movie...
Re: Think Hollywood wasn't shitty enough? Titanic 2
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 3:50 pm
by *BlackFox
This is a joke? Right? Seriously, It has got to be the stupidest idea EVER!
Re: Think Hollywood wasn't shitty enough? Titanic 2
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 3:56 pm
by TheDrop
Its not a sequel thogh
Apparently it will only be released on DVD (according to wiki)
Re: Think Hollywood wasn't shitty enough? Titanic 2
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 3:58 pm
by poehalcho
can we sue Hollywood for ruining our childhoods?
Re: Think Hollywood wasn't shitty enough? Titanic 2
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:13 pm
by Ownage
Hopefully the sales suck big time!!
Re: Think Hollywood wasn't shitty enough? Titanic 2
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:16 pm
by Ichimaru420
lmfao..
They keep churning this shit out they must think we are idiots or something.
Re: Think Hollywood wasn't shitty enough? Titanic 2
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:20 pm
by Swindler
I seriously laughed all the way through the trailer. What the fuck is this shit?
Re: Think Hollywood wasn't shitty enough? Titanic 2
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:40 pm
by BloodyBlade
wait they be srs men?
Re: Think Hollywood wasn't shitty enough? Titanic 2
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:44 pm
by Gladiator_RN
pfff..... titanic 2.... yea right they builded a new one and on the same day it sunk again?
Re: Think Hollywood wasn't shitty enough? Titanic 2
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:24 pm
by Gaigemasta
ahh Titanic, I liked the movie, but thats not what fascinated me, just the whole ship itself. Took a decent bit of my life studying about it along with the Lusitania, Britanic, and the Olympic. I wish we could give interest in Cruise ships today, but they arn't luxury transportation ships for another country.
Re: Think Hollywood wasn't shitty enough? Titanic 2
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:26 pm
by Doron
lol.
Should'nt they wait till 2012? exactly 100 years later..
but.. this is like a remake with special effects..
Re: Think Hollywood wasn't shitty enough? Titanic 2
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:39 pm
by Fiction
In the movie its a North Korean destroyer that sinks the Titanic 2. I read the script on some website.
Re: Think Hollywood wasn't shitty enough? Titanic 2
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:48 pm
by tuinman159
WHAT THE F***!!!!!! i hated the first, gonna hate this one even more
Re: Think Hollywood wasn't shitty enough? Titanic 2
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:51 pm
by Dante
Ok .... they basically just did everything over again and changed the date by exactly 100 years... What the fack is this shit?!
Re: Think Hollywood wasn't shitty enough? Titanic 2
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:53 pm
by XemnasXD
not really hollywood...more like some guys basement with lots of photoshopping
Re: Think Hollywood wasn't shitty enough? Titanic 2
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 6:12 pm
by .curve
I demand a Jassica Alba/Megan Fox lesbian scene. I can see it now:
Megan Fox: Oh Jessica, this boat is sinking fast! Jessica Alba: Don't worry Megan, just stay close to me. Megan Fox: Promise you'll never let go, Jessica! Jessica Alba: Only long enough for you to get your clothes off. *cue porn music*
Yes.
Re: Think Hollywood wasn't shitty enough? Titanic 2
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 6:35 pm
by Fiction
.curve wrote:I demand a Jassica Alba/Megan Fox lesbian scene. I can see it now:
Megan Fox: Oh Jessica, this boat is sinking fast! Jessica Alba: Don't worry Megan, just stay close to me. Megan Fox: Promise you'll never let go, Jessica! Jessica Alba: Only long enough for you to get your clothes off. *cue porn music*
Yes.
Please be a writer <33333
Re: Think Hollywood wasn't shitty enough? Titanic 2
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:58 pm
by BuDo
Its quite pathetic......I like the part when the captain said..."Lets make history"...I wished his first officer would have replied.."Again"....lolol that would've been epic....If it was a parody I'd go watch it for the laughs but to think their actually serious is just dead wrong.
Re: Think Hollywood wasn't shitty enough? Titanic 2
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:59 pm
by only_me
why do we need titanic 2? its the same shit. a sunk ship and dead leonardo at the end...
Re: Think Hollywood wasn't shitty enough? Titanic 2
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:00 pm
by Mindy
only_me wrote:why do we need titanic 2? its the same shit. a sunk ship and dead leonardo at the end...
Except no awesome leonardo in this one.
Re: Think Hollywood wasn't shitty enough? Titanic 2
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:35 pm
by Pan_Raider(`_ยด)
this will be the second time the ship sinks, along with hopes of a good film
Re: Think Hollywood wasn't shitty enough? Titanic 2
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:45 pm
by Doron
actually Leonardo would die again and for real this time...
Re: Think Hollywood wasn't shitty enough? Titanic 2
Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 6:53 am
by Lempi
No idea why, but I couldn't stop laughing through the trailer.
along with the Lusitania, Britanic, and the Olympic. I wish we could give interest in Cruise ships today, but they arn't luxury transportation ships for another country.
I read the script on some website. 
