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I Farking hate flies.
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:03 pm
by Swindler
So I was sitting on the couch drinking my delicous coke and watching Me, Myself & Irene when I felt something in my mouth, I was like "wtf" is that and spitted it out in my hand. It was a dead fly.
Seriously, the most disgusting thing ever happened. This even beats when I felt and got dogshit on my hands when I was drunk once.
Throwed the coke out and took a new glass and I am drinking the rest of my coke carefully now.
Re: I Farking hate flies.
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:05 pm
by Key-J
Tell me about it, have you ever breathed in Mosquito? That shit is Farking annoying, especially when you breath them up your nose.
Re: I Farking hate flies.
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:07 pm
by Swindler
Key-J wrote:Tell me about it, have you ever breathed in Mosquito? That shit is Farking annoying, especially when you breath them up your nose.
Haha, happens quite often around here since behind my house there is a forest that is constantly moisture so we got quite alot of them around us, and yeah I hate those bloodsucking pricks to.
Re: I Farking hate flies.
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:13 pm
by aznronin
mosquito repellent?
Re: I Farking hate flies.
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:15 pm
by Key-J
Well unfortunately we got to live with em, or we all die!!!
But yah, i remember once when i just got home from campus, i opened one of those Chunky Chicken soup in a can things...
Put it in the pot to start boiling, and i guess whilst i looked away some bug (not a roach, but smaller than a beetle) thing crawled in.
Lucky when i went to check on it i saw some weird black thing floating at the top..
Re: I Farking hate flies.
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:26 pm
by Squirt
Me myself and Irene **** yeah, one of Jim Carreys best.
I want to watch that shit again
Re: I Farking hate flies.
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:36 pm
by Ichimaru420
lol we have a big garden and cus right now it's summer in the UK we have our windows open constantly and yeah flies as always seem 2 get in.
Though we have a cat and she seems 2 attack them lol..quite funny to watch
Re: I Farking hate flies.
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:38 pm
by *BlackFox
HejsaN wrote: It was a dead fly.
Seriously, the most disgusting thing ever happened. This even beats when I felt and got dogshit on my hands when I was drunk once.
You know it's an excellent source of protein.. lulz
Re: I Farking hate flies.
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 2:42 pm
by MrTwilliger
Last night I was going for a run after work and as I was near the end of the track, a bu flew straight into my mouth. It goddam sucked ><
Re: I Farking hate flies.
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 2:48 pm
by BloodyBlade
Key-J wrote:Tell me about it, have you ever breathed in Mosquito? That shit is Farking annoying, especially when you breath them up your nose.
Re: I Farking hate flies.
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 3:26 pm
by Fresh
I was playing football with my brother and I was in the goal and then he shot it low so I dived for it and as soon as I hit the grass, I got stung by mosquitos.
Re: I Farking hate flies.
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 3:31 pm
by MarshMallow
Seji wrote:I got stung by mosquitos.
Man, that's harsh!
Re: I Farking hate flies.
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 3:37 pm
by Fresh
MarshMallow wrote:Seji wrote:I got stung by mosquitos.
Man, that's harsh!
Yeah, dude, back of my neck.
Re: I Farking hate flies.
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 3:38 pm
by asusi
Buy an Electric blanket what causes an static shock
when you wake up you will be surrounded by dead flies
Re: I Farking hate flies.
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 3:40 pm
by TheDrop
Last week i woke up with a dead fly in my mouth (or maybe it was a mosquito, idk) <,<
Re: I Farking hate flies.
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 3:42 pm
by asusi
UnbeatableDevil wrote:Last week i woke up with a dead fly in my mouth (or maybe it was a mosquito, idk) <,<
i don't even wanna know what you did with that poor fly
Re: I Farking hate flies.
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 3:53 pm
by MarshMallow
asusi wrote:UnbeatableDevil wrote:Last week i woke up with a dead fly in my mouth (or maybe it was a mosquito, idk) <,<
i don't even wanna know what you did with that poor fly
He took a bite (out) of the Fly-mosquito
Re: I Farking hate flies.
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 3:55 pm
by Ichimaru420
UnbeatableDevil wrote:Last week i woke up with a dead fly in my mouth (or maybe it was a mosquito, idk) <,<
He had a little party in your mouth
Re: I Farking hate flies.
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:04 pm
by Mirosuke
Lol, ewww. At least you didn't bite it. Yuck!
Re: I Farking hate flies.
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:24 pm
by ApocalypticDeath
I was sleeping and felt someone tickle my hand thought it was my gf when I opened my eyes it was a big fat grotesque looking cockroach molesting my hand..
Re: I Farking hate flies.
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 6:30 pm
by BloodyBlade
Ichimaru420 wrote:UnbeatableDevil wrote:Last week i woke up with a dead fly in my mouth (or maybe it was a mosquito, idk) <,<
He had a little party in your mouth
I'm having a party in my mouth, I hope you come.
Re: I Farking hate flies.
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 7:34 pm
by vietxboy911
About 4 weeks ago, I saw a cockroach crawling on my toothbrush. Gross.
Re: I Farking hate flies.
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 9:16 pm
by Majorharper
bout 17 years ago wait what?
Re: I Farking hate flies.
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:52 am
by Lempi
Moth nose dived into my coke while I was playing on Xbox the other week.
I knew it was there and I put the glass to one side as I was too lazy to get another and drank the coke outta the bottle instead...
Concentrating on the game. Drank from the glass.
Moral of the story;
Don't be lazy... Oh, and Moth tastes weird.
Re: I Farking hate flies.
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:56 am
by William-CL
I took a drink of my soda and felt soemthing crunchy and kinda fruity. It was a spider ... And the weird thing it, it didn't taste disgusting lol. Kinda sweet actually.
Re: I Farking hate flies.
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:45 pm
by Doron
this morning when I was being lazy and not wanting to get out of bed, this damn fly just kept charging for me.
srsly most annoying wake-up call evar.
Re: I Farking hate flies.
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 5:07 pm
by Something96
ok.... this is my everyday sleep story....
*zzzzzzzz*
wtf... *sleeps*
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzbuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
*opens light, grabs guitar for quick hit... finds nothing*
*zzzzzzzzzzzzz buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzz buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz buzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
Re: I Farking hate flies.
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:56 pm
by Miguez
Yes, bugs, I hate them.
Re: I Farking hate flies.
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:54 pm
by wootpops
flies aren't so bad mosquitoes are annoying as **** though.
Re: I Farking hate flies.
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 1:36 pm
by panterr
In your sleep, you eat an average of
4 spiders a year. Disguisting?
fixed.