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Ok so I am supposed to be working on a big project due 2morrow which I havent started yet cuz im procrastinating big time. I was bored so I wanted to go on chatroullete but it wasnt working. Then I came across omegle which is basically the same thing. It has a video chat too.

I kept coming across so many sad loners on there jerking off. Then eventually I decided lemme just play along to one loner. So this dude was sitting in his kitchen.

first the usual..he asked if i was a "m or f?". I was like f. Then this dude put a smile on his face. After a little bit of fake cyber talk. This dude starts jerking off.. like wtf? I couldnt see his dick (GOOD), but I see this dude moving his hand back and forth. Then hes like "keep talking im so turned on." The look on his face was priceless. He starts to pretend like hes kissing some hot chick in the air, and then his dad walks in while hes jerking off. It was so epic!!! He tries to put his dick away or some shit but FAILS. His dad walks in and sees him jerking off and starts hitting him. Then his dads like "WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?". He's like no1 " I swear!". His dad opens up the chat and sees all the chat that we had. This kid is like terrified and so embarrased and shit.

Then Im like on vid hahaha. The dude starts crying and begging plz dont put it on the internet my life will be ruined! bla bla bla.

So my conscious gets the best of me. I delete vid and all screenshots. That would have been major epic to post on here tho.

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Rediah wrote:
So my conscious gets the best of me. I delete vid and all screenshots. That would have been major epic to post on here tho.



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Rediah wrote:I delete vid and all screenshots. That would have been major epic to post on here tho.

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It would be more interesting if you had like screenshots to show us.

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well i figured screenshots are pointless without the vid. the chat wasnt the funny part the vid was. The expressions the guy made and everything.

and whatever "pussy". I didnt wanna ruin the guys life. Once its on here..its on here for life.

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Fake and gay. Who would delete such a major Failrar on the internet? Shit son.

And ruin is life? lol are you serious? this is da internet.
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I steal cars for a living. hell yeah 8)


lol but really, this obviously didn't happen to you

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Pics or it didnt happen.
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Pick one:

(1) Fake and Gay
(2) You engaged in cyber sex with a guy who was masturbating on camera
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(3) The guy was underage and masterbating on cam. But couldnt see any privates. lmao

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Rediah wrote:(3) The guy was underage and masterbating on cam. But couldnt see any privates. lmao


Yes, masturbating to your cyber sex chat while you pretended to be a female.

If you really want to go with (3), that's fine too.
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lol dom just did what people call 'pown' you.

But yeah that pretty much sums it up

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He made a minor perform sexual stuff, where is chris hanssen when you need him :shock:

I think that's his name
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As the posters over me said + without the pictures and videos this is fake and gay

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ok nvm. just noticed theres another topic about chatroullette. kidn of wanted u guys to post ur funny screenshots and stuff to. but not point now just go to the other topic.

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This is the internet man... you know what we want.

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i am so disappoint.
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Son, i am dissapoint

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LaloHao wrote:Son, i am dissapoint
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You watches an under age boy fap for a few minutes an you lead him on then you admit to having recorded the incident
that is possesion of child porn.
I hope the FBI or ESPN sees this
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^lol ESPN????? :? :?
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GUYS! Enough with the hate....he gets the message...

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aznronin wrote:GUYS! Enough with the hate....he gets the message...

BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE THE PICS GODAMNIT :slap:

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Check your recycle !! Shame on you!!
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Squirt wrote: ESPN sees this

wtf lol
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Mirosuke wrote:^lol ESPN????? :? :?

HAHAHAHA dude wtf lol i agree
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even better.

This one guy saw from my mouth to just above the chest, he knew I was a guy, and he kept fapping.

I lol'd so hard.
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I don't understand..

Why would you want to pretend to be a female and make someone masturbate to you?

Like he can be embarrassed and all but he's just doing what many other guys would do (though it is pretty sad). But you're pretending to be the opposite gender in hopes of making someone jerk it to you -_- That's fuckin weird.

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