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Day-1
I'm here in the outback trying to survive, All I have is my rusty knife from my days the the navy, a used condom,the complete disc collection of the beatles hits, and talcum powder.
I can tell by the markings on the tree that there are poisonous squirrels living in these trees.
I'll need to make shelter using the fallen bark and maple leaves.
maple leaves have been known to get sticky when combined with talcum powder, this will be great lubricant to protect me from the rain.
I'll update my progress tomorrow
I'm beer grills
-sleep

you really have too much time on your hands

btw never played HL series, too boring 4 me

Squirt wrote:Day-1
I'm here in the outback trying to survive, All I have is my rusty knife from my days the the navy, a used condom,the complete disc collection of the beatles hits, and talcum powder.
I can tell by the markings on the tree that there are poisonous squirrels living in these trees.
I'll need to make shelter using the fallen bark and maple leaves.
maple leaves have been known to get sticky when combined with talcum powder, this will be great lubricant to protect me from the rain.
I'll update my progress tomorrow
I'm Macguyver
-sleep

Fixed.

^Lol'd.

I was hoping someone would continue the story.
Feel free to fool around V_V

- Day 32.

I've been here for 32 days now I guess. I slept most of time. I really miss civilization. I miss warmth, comfort and food! I'm going crazy!

What's that?
A Challenge appeared!
A wild Hotel crossed by path!
Hotel casts Hopitality!
I dodged!
Hotel casts warmth and food!
I dodged again!
Hotel casts free stay and transfer to civilization!
I got hit and lost the battle.

While checking in I saw a calendar and a clock.
My stay in the wild lasted for an hour!

the end.

Icealya wrote:- Day 32.

I've been here for 32 days now I guess. I slept most of time. I really miss civilization. I miss warmth, comfort and food! I'm going crazy!

What's that?
A Challenge appeared!
A wild Hotel crossed by path!
Hotel casts Hopitality!
I dodged!
Hotel casts warmth and food!
I dodged again!
Hotel casts free stay and transfer to civilization!
I got hit and lost the battle.

While checking in I saw a calendar and a clock.
My stay in the wild lasted for an hour!

the end.

Your attempt at comedy has ruined this thread.

Not to be an ass, but was there something to ruin in the first place?

woutR wrote:Not to be an ass, but was there something to ruin in the first place?

Yes, I set up. Situation and we could have seen how creative srf memers are.
I guess most of ya are spoiled brats that are to rich to go camping or learn survival skills.

Squirt wrote:

woutR wrote:Not to be an ass, but was there something to ruin in the first place?

Yes, I set up. Situation and we could have seen how creative srf memers are.
I guess most of ya are spoiled brats that are to rich to go camping or learn survival skills.

nah, we just haven't figured out how to set a trap for the squirrels with a used condom yet.

The beatles tapes worked however

Squirt wrote:

woutR wrote:Not to be an ass, but was there something to ruin in the first place?

Yes, I set up. Situation and we could have seen how creative srf memers are.
I guess most of ya are spoiled brats that are to rich to go camping or learn survival skills.

who would even WANT to go camping? sleeping in an RV or caravan is already hell, but in a TENT!?

**** off. I ain't sleepin in a tent! Never again!

Icealya wrote:

Squirt wrote:

woutR wrote:Not to be an ass, but was there something to ruin in the first place?

Yes, I set up. Situation and we could have seen how creative srf memers are.
I guess most of ya are spoiled brats that are to rich to go camping or learn survival skills.

who would even WANT to go camping? sleeping in an RV or caravan is already hell, but in a TENT!?

**** off. I ain't sleepin in a tent! Never again!

we can listen to kpop
ak48
snsd
wonder girls
after school
kara
t-ara
big bang
suju

anything your into =p

Day 2

I used a condom to disguise myself as one by covering my entire body with it, I do not know how I managed to do it.

I waited under the rain for some wild animal to come and sniff me, with the intention of grabbing him for food, after three hours a rabbit walks by and starts humping me, I can't move because the water made the condom solid, so I just stood there as the rabbit humped me over and over. He finally ripped a part of the condom, I managed to get out of it, but the rabbit ran away.

I'll go back to eating roots.

I WILL NOT SLEEP IN A TENT.

DOESN'T MATTER HOW MUCH YOU PAY ME, WHAT KIND OF MUSIC THERE IS OR WHATEVER KIND OF CANDY YOU HAVE.

AKB48 is japanese btw..

Day 2 -

Man, that sand is hot. I use the Beatles CD's as shoes.

I stretch the condom between two trees and try to capture water.

I collect maple leaves and use the CD's as a magnifying glass to ignite it so I have a fire. The magical poisonous squirrels are intrigued and burn themselves in their Satanic rituals. Mmm, squirrel meat!

I managed to get enough poisonous squirrels to wear as a coat. Unfortunately the poison got into my system and I am now seeing hallucinations of Abba flying by in a winged squirrel.

Whhhhhaaaa???