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I need help, there is this girl I really like and I get nervous every time i talk to her, not that I`m shy, I`m great with girls, but this one girl is driving me crazy, what should I do?

I AM 14!!!!!

I`m great with girls, but this one girl is driving me crazy, what should I do?"

I'm calling BS on this. The only way to achieve your goal is through the foolproof viking-approved method of...

The_Player wrote:what should I do?

Just calm yourself down and Always be yourself.. xD

just talk the girl like everyone else duh

Aight this is what you do(this worked for me). You need a friend for this, ok so shes in a class with you along with your friend. Your friend distracts her, while she is focused on him, go up to her and gently place your balls on her shoulder. By the time she realizes what has happened she will be yours. Works every time.

link2113 wrote:Aight this is what you do(this worked for me). You need a friend for this, ok so shes in a class with you along with your friend. Your friend distracts her, while she is focused on him, go up to her and gently place your balls on her shoulder. By the time she realizes what has happened she will be yours. Works every time.

Works almost as well as my wolf shirt.

Works almost as well as my wolf shirt.

Bitches get wet when I walk into a room with my wolf shirt.

pic related. my wolf shirt.

start by praising her: "hey you looks great today" and then "you are pretty", etc...

You're 14. Welcome to puberty.

You showed up to the party a bit late.

im pretty sure 13-15 is like the puberty prime time

Girls in essence like one of the three following things. Pick what your best at and go with it.

1. Confidence
Are you confident? Great! Most people hate making the first move, especially girls. It's bread into their nature with the whole ideals of courting an such. Just be confident, talk to her as a friend and soon you will woo her over.

2. Money
Chicks like money. Simple. Money shows good work ethic, power, respect, all those outdated morals that people care about. Get rich, NAO!

3. People who play hard to get
As much as people don't realize it at times, they love someone who plays hard to get. Don't make yourself out to be desperate, it's a clear sign that you want someone. This is bad, very bad. Don't crowd her too much, don't stalk her but talk to her enough to keep her interested.

If all else fails there's a way to do it that I can sum it all up into one word;
RAPE!

EPAR.

inky wrote:

For some reason this made me laugh a little more than it should have. I actually laughed out loud <.<

link2113 wrote:Aight this is what you do(this worked for me). You need a friend for this, ok so shes in a class with you along with your friend. Your friend distracts her, while she is focused on him, go up to her and gently place your balls on her shoulder. By the time she realizes what has happened she will be yours. Works every time.

Lmfao.

inky wrote:

And lol.

This thread is a winwin thread. I like.

The_Player wrote:I AM 14!!!!!

Yeah guys come on, he's only 14. He cant rape anyone yet!

Breed wrote:

The_Player wrote:I AM 14!!!!!

Yeah guys come on, he's only 14. He cant rape anyone yet!

Not true, I heard on the news that some 14 boy raped a 13 year old boy.

The_Player wrote:I need help, there is this girl I really like and I get nervous every time i talk to her, not that I`m shy, I`m great with girls, but this one girl is driving me crazy, what should I do?

Ahem.

Man up, give her complements, but whatever you do, DO NOT rush shit.
No:
gifts
presents
anything that makes you seem like a stalker

The last thing a girl wants is thinking that your being obsessive about them.

Source:
personal experience, I farked up twice. First girl, really cute, felt connection between us, thought it'd be nice to give her a stuffed turtle for her birthday(her favorite animal), it got akward, and we stopped talking. FFFFUUUUUUU, second girl, same shit, felt chemistry, it was her birthday, gave her a domo plushie. People thought I was weird because I've only known her for a month and gave her a present? -__-

Ignore ftw!! Works every time

ZaKnighT wrote:Ignore ftw!! Works every time

I'd much rather rape.

Kah00ner wrote:

ZaKnighT wrote:Ignore ftw!! Works every time

I'd much rather rape.

I've thought about raping this extremely hot girl before, she and I were alone in my room working on our debate arguments. And holy fuck, thats when it hit me, "I WANT TO RAPE HER", but then i'm like...naw, 1 time shit < life.

Heosphoros wrote:

Kah00ner wrote:

ZaKnighT wrote:Ignore ftw!! Works every time

I'd much rather rape.

I've thought about raping this extremely hot girl before, she and I were alone in my room working on our debate arguments. And holy fuck, thats when it hit me, "I WANT TO RAPE HER", but then i'm like...naw, 1 time shit < life.

Had your chance, arrgghh. No rape? What is this world coming to?

BE URSELF LULZ

Tell her you know me.

iGod wrote:Tell her you know me.

Win, again. I love this thread

Common guys. He wants the girl's heart, not the girl's body

NuclearSilo wrote:Common guys. He wants the girl's heart, not the girl's body

Heosphoros wrote:

The_Player wrote:I need help, there is this girl I really like and I get nervous every time i talk to her, not that I`m shy, I`m great with girls, but this one girl is driving me crazy, what should I do?

Ahem.

Man up, give her complements, but whatever you do, DO NOT rush shit.
No:
gifts
presents
anything that makes you seem like a stalker

The last thing a girl wants is thinking that your being obsessive about them.

Source:
personal experience, I farked up twice. First girl, really cute, felt connection between us, thought it'd be nice to give her a stuffed turtle for her birthday(her favorite animal), it got akward, and we stopped talking. FFFFUUUUUUU, second girl, same shit, felt chemistry, it was her birthday, gave her a domo plushie. People thought I was weird because I've only known her for a month and gave her a present? -__-

Tsume wrote:

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