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Language Jokes

Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 5:01 pm
by marijnz0r
Language jokes pl0x.

- Why does 6 fear 7?
- Becoz 7 8 9


:dope:

Re: Language Jokes

Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 5:07 pm
by Heosphoros
Not quite sure what you mean by language jokes...

Re: Language Jokes

Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 5:16 pm
by marijnz0r
Heosphoros wrote:Not quite sure what you mean by language jokes...


:palm:






Try to understand after this1 (maybe hard to understand) :

- How do you do, and how do you do your wife?

Re: Language Jokes

Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 5:17 pm
by FireVortex
No really what do you mean by that.

Re: Language Jokes

Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 5:19 pm
by marijnz0r
FireVortex wrote:No really what do you mean by that.


ru serious?
I even gave an example :banghead:

Re: Language Jokes

Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 5:22 pm
by [SD]Master_Wong
i dont quite get it either these are not language jokes first is a math joke for a start

Re: Language Jokes

Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 5:24 pm
by Noobs_Slayer
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Re: Language Jokes

Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 5:25 pm
by *BlackFox
There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple.
And while no one knows what is in a hotdog, you can be pretty sure it isn't canine

Re: Language Jokes

Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 5:28 pm
by marijnz0r
*BlackFox wrote:There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple.
And while no one knows what is in a hotdog, you can be pretty sure it isn't canine


w00t someone understood me :D

Re: Language Jokes

Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 5:49 pm
by Doppleganger
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I broke a G string fingering a minor...
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Re: Language Jokes

Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 5:57 pm
by Mirosuke
hahahahhahh

I laughed my ass off with those gifs.
*BlackFox wrote:There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple.
And while no one knows what is in a hotdog, you can be pretty sure it isn't canine


Win, better than yours, OP. lol

Re: Language Jokes

Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 6:03 pm
by MarshMallow
Mirosuke wrote:hahahahhahh

I laughed my ass off with those gifs.
Yeah, it was funny

Re: Language Jokes

Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 6:04 pm
by FireVortex
marijnz0r wrote:
FireVortex wrote:No really what do you mean by that.


ru serious?
I even gave an example :banghead:


Lawl i posted that before you edited.

Re: Language Jokes

Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 6:07 pm
by fckerr
marijnz0r wrote:Language jokes pl0x.

- Why does 6 fear 7?
- Becoz 7 8 9


:dope:

Image

"7 ate 9"

Re: Language Jokes

Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 6:13 pm
by xzaz
De vlieg vloog onder de deur door

Lietje leerde Lotje lopen langs de lange linde laan, maar Lietje kon de L niet zeggen dus zei ze. ietje eerde otje open angs de ange inge aan.

Re: Language Jokes

Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 6:19 pm
by MarshMallow
xzaz wrote:De vlieg vloog onder de deur door

Lietje leerde Lotje lopen langs de lange linde laan, maar Lietje kon de L niet zeggen dus zei ze. ietje eerde otje open angs de ange inge aan.
That was soo hilerious. But can you translate it?

Re: Language Jokes

Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 6:50 pm
by piootr
MarshMallow wrote:
xzaz wrote:De vlieg vloog onder de deur door

Lietje leerde Lotje lopen langs de lange linde laan, maar Lietje kon de L niet zeggen dus zei ze. ietje eerde otje open angs de ange inge aan.
That was soo hilerious. But can you translate it?

Get WoutR in here!

Re: Language Jokes

Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 6:54 pm
by Zyphir
piootr wrote:
MarshMallow wrote:
xzaz wrote:De vlieg vloog onder de deur door

Lietje leerde Lotje lopen langs de lange linde laan, maar Lietje kon de L niet zeggen dus zei ze. ietje eerde otje open angs de ange inge aan.
That was soo hilerious. But can you translate it?

Get WoutR in here!

It's a sentence that a little girl wanted to say, but she couldn't pronounce the L, so she said something totally different xD

Re: Language Jokes

Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 7:01 pm
by devilti
xzaz wrote:De vlieg vloog onder de deur door

Lietje leerde Lotje lopen langs de lange linde laan, maar Lietje kon de L niet zeggen dus zei ze. ietje eerde otje open angs de ange inge aan.



Along the long lime-tree lane, Lientje taught Lotje how to walk?

Re: Language Jokes

Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 7:05 pm
by MarshMallow
Corevalue wrote:It's a sentence that a little girl wanted to say, but she couldn't pronounce the L, so she said something totally different xD
Okay

Re: Language Jokes

Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 7:23 pm
by marijnz0r
devilti wrote:
xzaz wrote:De vlieg vloog onder de deur door

Lietje leerde Lotje lopen langs de lange linde laan, maar Lietje kon de L niet zeggen dus zei ze. ietje eerde otje open angs de ange inge aan.



Along the long lime-tree lane, Lientje taught Lotje how to walk?


pro :D

Re: Language Jokes

Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 8:46 pm
by VforVendetta
America has the right to "Bear" arms, but Britain does not.


Amidoingitritegais? :soosad:

Re: Language Jokes

Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 11:59 pm
by McLovin1t
You drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?

Re: Language Jokes

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 12:06 am
by [SD]Master_Wong
McLovin1t wrote:You drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?



you drive on the ROAD and park on the DRIVE though il give you driveway

Re: Language Jokes

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 12:24 am
by McLovin1t
Ok, you can drive on a parkway.

Re: Language Jokes

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 12:58 am
by bot_antist
wouldn't these be called puns?

Re: Language Jokes

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 2:54 am
by Kraq
bot_antist wrote:wouldn't these be called puns?

More of a play on words.

Re: Language Jokes

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 3:20 am
by dom
G1Q 1Q9

Re: Language Jokes

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 5:10 am
by devilti
marijnz0r wrote:
devilti wrote:
xzaz wrote:De vlieg vloog onder de deur door

Lietje leerde Lotje lopen langs de lange linde laan, maar Lietje kon de L niet zeggen dus zei ze. ietje eerde otje open angs de ange inge aan.



Along the long lime-tree lane, Lientje taught Lotje how to walk?


pro :D


Are you being sarcastic? I owe this to Wikipedia btw.
What did it say, lol

anyways, this might not be a language joke but its a pretty funny joke.

women's rights

Re: Language Jokes

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 6:31 am
by Ningyotsukai-san
lame ones, but here ya go:

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

When I questioned the livestock delivery company as to whether or not they could quickly move some donkeys. They said they could haul ass.

An illiterate fisherman was lost at "c".