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Language Jokes
Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 5:01 pm
by marijnz0r
Language jokes pl0x.
- Why does 6 fear 7?
- Becoz 7 8 9

Re: Language Jokes
Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 5:07 pm
by Heosphoros
Not quite sure what you mean by language jokes...
Re: Language Jokes
Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 5:16 pm
by marijnz0r
Heosphoros wrote:Not quite sure what you mean by language jokes...

Try to understand after this1 (maybe hard to understand) :
- How do you do, and how do you do your wife?
Re: Language Jokes
Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 5:17 pm
by FireVortex
No really what do you mean by that.
Re: Language Jokes
Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 5:19 pm
by marijnz0r
FireVortex wrote:No really what do you mean by that.
ru serious?
I even gave an example

Re: Language Jokes
Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 5:22 pm
by [SD]Master_Wong
i dont quite get it either these are not language jokes first is a math joke for a start
Re: Language Jokes
Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 5:24 pm
by Noobs_Slayer
Re: Language Jokes
Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 5:25 pm
by *BlackFox
There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple.
And while no one knows what is in a hotdog, you can be pretty sure it isn't canine
Re: Language Jokes
Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 5:28 pm
by marijnz0r
*BlackFox wrote:There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple.
And while no one knows what is in a hotdog, you can be pretty sure it isn't canine
w00t someone understood me

Re: Language Jokes
Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 5:49 pm
by Doppleganger
I broke a G string fingering a minor... 
Re: Language Jokes
Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 5:57 pm
by Mirosuke
hahahahhahh
I laughed my ass off with those gifs.
*BlackFox wrote:There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple.
And while no one knows what is in a hotdog, you can be pretty sure it isn't canine
Win, better than yours, OP. lol
Re: Language Jokes
Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 6:03 pm
by MarshMallow
Mirosuke wrote:hahahahhahh
I laughed my ass off with those gifs.
Yeah, it was funny
Re: Language Jokes
Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 6:04 pm
by FireVortex
marijnz0r wrote:FireVortex wrote:No really what do you mean by that.
ru serious?
I even gave an example

Lawl i posted that before you edited.
Re: Language Jokes
Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 6:07 pm
by fckerr
marijnz0r wrote:Language jokes pl0x.
- Why does 6 fear 7?
- Becoz 7 8 9


"7 ate 9"
Re: Language Jokes
Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 6:13 pm
by xzaz
De vlieg vloog onder de deur door
Lietje leerde Lotje lopen langs de lange linde laan, maar Lietje kon de L niet zeggen dus zei ze. ietje eerde otje open angs de ange inge aan.
Re: Language Jokes
Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 6:19 pm
by MarshMallow
xzaz wrote:De vlieg vloog onder de deur door
Lietje leerde Lotje lopen langs de lange linde laan, maar Lietje kon de L niet zeggen dus zei ze. ietje eerde otje open angs de ange inge aan.
That was soo hilerious. But can you translate it?
Re: Language Jokes
Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 6:50 pm
by piootr
MarshMallow wrote:xzaz wrote:De vlieg vloog onder de deur door
Lietje leerde Lotje lopen langs de lange linde laan, maar Lietje kon de L niet zeggen dus zei ze. ietje eerde otje open angs de ange inge aan.
That was soo hilerious. But can you translate it?
Get WoutR in here!
Re: Language Jokes
Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 6:54 pm
by Zyphir
piootr wrote:MarshMallow wrote:xzaz wrote:De vlieg vloog onder de deur door
Lietje leerde Lotje lopen langs de lange linde laan, maar Lietje kon de L niet zeggen dus zei ze. ietje eerde otje open angs de ange inge aan.
That was soo hilerious. But can you translate it?
Get WoutR in here!
It's a sentence that a little girl wanted to say, but she couldn't pronounce the L, so she said something totally different xD
Re: Language Jokes
Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 7:01 pm
by devilti
xzaz wrote:De vlieg vloog onder de deur door
Lietje leerde Lotje lopen langs de lange linde laan, maar Lietje kon de L niet zeggen dus zei ze. ietje eerde otje open angs de ange inge aan.
Along the long lime-tree lane, Lientje taught Lotje how to walk?
Re: Language Jokes
Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 7:05 pm
by MarshMallow
Corevalue wrote:It's a sentence that a little girl wanted to say, but she couldn't pronounce the L, so she said something totally different xD
Okay
Re: Language Jokes
Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 7:23 pm
by marijnz0r
devilti wrote:xzaz wrote:De vlieg vloog onder de deur door
Lietje leerde Lotje lopen langs de lange linde laan, maar Lietje kon de L niet zeggen dus zei ze. ietje eerde otje open angs de ange inge aan.
Along the long lime-tree lane, Lientje taught Lotje how to walk?
pro

Re: Language Jokes
Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 8:46 pm
by VforVendetta
America has the right to "Bear" arms, but Britain does not.
Amidoingitritegais?

Re: Language Jokes
Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 11:59 pm
by McLovin1t
You drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?
Re: Language Jokes
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 12:06 am
by [SD]Master_Wong
McLovin1t wrote:You drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?
you drive on the ROAD and park on the DRIVE though il give you driveway
Re: Language Jokes
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 12:24 am
by McLovin1t
Ok, you can drive on a parkway.
Re: Language Jokes
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 12:58 am
by bot_antist
wouldn't these be called puns?
Re: Language Jokes
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 2:54 am
by Kraq
bot_antist wrote:wouldn't these be called puns?
More of a play on words.
Re: Language Jokes
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 3:20 am
by dom
G1Q 1Q9
Re: Language Jokes
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 5:10 am
by devilti
marijnz0r wrote:devilti wrote:xzaz wrote:De vlieg vloog onder de deur door
Lietje leerde Lotje lopen langs de lange linde laan, maar Lietje kon de L niet zeggen dus zei ze. ietje eerde otje open angs de ange inge aan.
Along the long lime-tree lane, Lientje taught Lotje how to walk?
pro

Are you being sarcastic? I owe this to Wikipedia btw.
What did it say, lol
anyways, this might not be a language joke but its a pretty funny joke.
women's rights
Re: Language Jokes
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 6:31 am
by Ningyotsukai-san
lame ones, but here ya go:
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
When I questioned the livestock delivery company as to whether or not they could quickly move some donkeys. They said they could haul ass.
An illiterate fisherman was lost at "c".