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Please keep Lord Jesus Christ in your prayers.
Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 4:20 pm
by Blurred
He was hit by a car yesterday.
NORTHAMPTON, Mass. - The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't.
Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.
The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries and later released, according to the local paper,
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Re: Please keep Lord Jesus Christ in your prayers.
Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 4:35 pm
by BuDo
If there was a true Christ and he came back today lots of people would be trying to kill his ass anyways.
Re: Please keep Lord Jesus Christ in your prayers.
Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 4:35 pm
by Azilius
Blurred wrote:He was hit by a car yesterday.
NORTHAMPTON, Mass. - The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't.
Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.
The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries and later released, according to the local paper,
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>_>
I lol'd
Re: Please keep Lord Jesus Christ in your prayers.
Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 4:46 pm
by *BlackFox
Blurred wrote:Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ
Oh dear.
Re: Please keep Lord Jesus Christ in your prayers.
Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 5:03 pm
by Squirt
I should name myself general George Washington
Re: Please keep Lord Jesus Christ in your prayers.
Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 5:14 pm
by asusi
Any pics?
Re: Please keep Lord Jesus Christ in your prayers.
Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 7:26 pm
by heroo
haha, i also wanted to post this, but thought someone else will discover sooner or later.
but it's pretty funny haha
Re: Please keep Lord Jesus Christ in your prayers.
Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 8:47 pm
by CrimsonNuker
i lol'd
Re: Please keep Lord Jesus Christ in your prayers.
Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 9:01 pm
by Lempi
News these days
. Jesus Christ...