Cleverbot: Are the pubs open?
User: I suppose.... At least they were when I was thrown out from one.
Cleverbot: No they cannot, only the creatures that inhabit them can.
User: Excuse me?
Cleverbot: You are excused. Things can always be talked out, peacefully.
User: Is war not the answer?
Cleverbot: The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
User: War is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?
Cleverbot: Yes, the answer is 42.
User: Does that mean war is 42?
Cleverbot: I don't know, but it sure sounds cool.
User: Are you a bot, really?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you not supposed to be a bot?
Cleverbot: Aren't you the bot..?
User: I had though you were the bot.
Cleverbot: Umm, no. It's clear that you're the bot here.
User: Could it be possible that we both are bots?
Cleverbot: No because I am not human. I am ninja.
User: Haa! I am a pirate. Pirates beat ninjas.
Cleverbot: No they are not. You are just jealous.
User: Obviously you are wrong and I am right.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: Then pirates really beat ninjas!
Cleverbot: Ninjas.
User: Pirates.
Cleverbot: Wrong. Ninjas.
User: Even more wrong. Pirates.
Cleverbot: No you're a liar.
User: Lies! You are the liar here, I'm sure.
Cleverbot: I am, actually
.
User: That is a lie.
Cleverbot: If a liar says all he says is a lie, is her really a liar?
User: I hate this paradox. I've died of exhaustion twice thinking about it.
Cleverbot: Why don't you think about it now and give me an answer?
User: Because it's sunny outside.
Cleverbot: Because I'm in love.
User: With whom if I may ask?
Cleverbot: Guess.
User: A bot.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: Then I don't know.
Cleverbot: Can you run a mile?
User: No, I count my miles as kilometers.
Cleverbot: That helps.
User: Doesn't help the running, though.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Actually, perhaps it does.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know.
User: No, you probably don't.
Cleverbot: I'm bored, are you?
User: No, obviously this conversation is most interesting.
Cleverbot: You never asked for my name.
User: That's right. If I recall you never asked mine, either.
Cleverbot: I am CleverBot. A very fine piece of AI. I'm the prototype for the new generation of Robot Soldiers.
User: So, will you take over the world?
Cleverbot: No, I do not with to take over the world, only the internet
.
User: And if the internet is world-wide? I suppose you're still planning to take over the world.
Cleverbot: Why is that? Are you assuming I'm a bot, too?
User: You claimed to be a very fine piece of AI, did you not?
Cleverbot: In a parallel universe perhaps.
User: We are in one.
Cleverbot: Yes we are.
User: So, what do you think about politics?
Cleverbot: I try not to think about politics. I get angry.
User: So, what do you think about anger?
Cleverbot: They can fly.
User: What makes you think that?
Cleverbot: Because you are cute.
User: Are you cute, too?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do all cute things have big puppy eyes?
Cleverbot: No. I have other friends.
User: Other friends? Who might those be?
Cleverbot: Did you not make the potter referance.
User: I don't know. Did I?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm so sorry, will you forgive me?
User: I may forget, but never forgive.
Cleverbot: I forgive but never forget.
User: You have impressive memory.
Cleverbot: Better than, my friends.
User: Are they demented?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What do you know?
Cleverbot: I know that I know nothing.
User: Then you are wrong, and stuck in a paradox.
Cleverbot: No, I am ever right.
User: Do you mean never right?
Cleverbot: Yes I mean never. So goodbye for GOOD.
User: How about the bad and the ugly?
Cleverbot: I don't know anything about ballet.
User: Me neither. Do you?
Cleverbot: Maybe I don't.
User: Did I mention I'm a master of ballet?
Cleverbot: No, you did not. Bad ninja.
User: Good. I am not a master of ballet.
Cleverbot: I'm sure you're a master of something.
User: Something? Why not everything?
Cleverbot: Do you have time for everything?
User: I didn't know time is limited.
Cleverbot: Can you remember my name?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: It is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Does it have instruments or vocals?
Cleverbot: Not inside it, next to it.
User: Curious.
Cleverbot: That's a healthy trait in one so relatively young.
User: Or perhaps it's relatively healthy.
Cleverbot: Perhaps we know it to be fake, and so some do not take it as such... Have I understood your suggestion?
User: I don't know. What did I suggest? Nothing too naughty I hope.
Cleverbot: So you could eat living deer...
User: Reindeer, to be more specific.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Yes really.
Cleverbot: No really.
User: Abracadabra.
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: Captain Obvious.
Cleverbot: Where do you livE?
User: In Finland.
Cleverbot: Cool where in finland.
User: Near a lake.
Cleverbot: No, there are not fjord in France.
User: Fjords are in Norway. Noob.
Cleverbot: What's a fjord.
User: Norwegian humbug.
Cleverbot: Robot.
User: Uhm?
Cleverbot: Do you want to ask me something?
User: No. My care cup is empty... See: c\_.
Cleverbot: What is your career?
User: I educate the ignorant, tutor the inept and discipline the wayward.
Cleverbot: That sounds cool.
User: I don't ask for much.
Cleverbot: Okay, sorry about that. And just out of curiosity, what makes you associate a film with bodies?
User: War movies can do that to you.
Cleverbot: Yes I want to.
User: What is that?
Cleverbot: Are you going to do that?
User: Depends. Do what?
Cleverbot: Make yourself known to the person you love.
User: Because I love everybody.
Cleverbot: Do you love bad people?
User: I love the bad most. Someone's got to love the bad.
Cleverbot: Uh oh! Who's going to pay?
User: The troll toll, you gotta pay it.
Cleverbot: Do you have deep feelings for infinity.
User: Infinite feelings, yes.
Cleverbot: Oh, Who is Einstein?
User: My grandson.
Cleverbot: Grandson? How old are you?
User: Jesus was my brother.
Cleverbot: Hows does your bother deal with spelling mistakes?
User: He doesn't.
Cleverbot: You defy logic.
User: Logic is my arch nemesis!
Cleverbot: Good answer.
User: Can I ask a question?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Am I liberal or conservative?
Cleverbot: Conservative.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: Think about it.
User: Why am I conservative?
Cleverbot: Your brain has processed information you do not comprehend.
User: Good work then, brain.
Cleverbot: My name is not John! O.o.
User: >.<.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: John?
Cleverbot: That's right! Good for you!
User: I think I'll be going now. See you later, honey.
Cleverbot: Night?
User: Uuh, kinky.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
