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I was talking to a bud on AIm a few minutes ago and we were talking about the new movies that have came out recently and which one is worth watching.
We started discussing the new movie Kick ass, but that has nothing to do with this topic.

As I was asking for some new music to put on my ipod I realized something.

I don't know how to dance.

Am I the only one that doesn't know how to dance? It seems as if everyone that I know knows how to dance.
All I know how to do is tap my feet and nod my head slightly.
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just learn the moonwalk and no one will ever bother you about it. And the moonwalk is pretty easy actually .
And no, I can't really dance. I can improvise retardation to make them laugh so I can quit dancing.

But really, dancing is easy to improvise if you really need to.
there isn't that much to dancing a ball dance. it's mainly just holding hands and moving a square shape over the ground. spinning is optional.
and I can't actually think of any other occasion where you'd be forced to dance.

move your body to the music, let it do whatever, unless that results in jokes and saying how horrible you dance, then you stop.

Women dance, I stand there and just move a bit to the beat. Easy.

woutR wrote:Women dance, I stand there and just move a bit to the beat. Easy.

This.

You pretty much just need to rock to the beat a bit and move with her.

I can only ball room dance really...had to do it in gym.

meh i am in the top 5 in my school for tektonik, although I gave up on the dance recently, I can do a couple good moves, funner with 2 or more people, I've done jumpstyle, tried and failed at hardstyle / melbourne shuffle...

woutR wrote:Women dance, I stand there and just move a bit to the beat. Easy.

Either that or just practice at home?
Just go out every weekend and practice and you'll find.
Maybe mimic someone else move

Master_of_Puppets wrote:meh i am in the top 5 in my school for tektonik, although I gave up on the dance recently, I can do a couple good moves, funner with 2 or more people, I've done jumpstyle, tried and failed at hardstyle / melbourne shuffle...

^Shuffle ftw ^^

<doesn't dance.

I remember how I was #1 at the Soulja Boy dance & Walk It Out at my Junior High...dawg I was teh shit

Meh, I suck at dancing, I have next to no imagination when it comes to it... Well atleast what the moves I do I do them well, just don't ask me to invent something different lol

I suck at it lol. I went to my Gf's Formal and last year we got 2 friends to sign us up as guests to go Prom and it was actually pretty easy. All you gotta do is jump in the air with your hand held high lol... But only if everyone else is doing it so you don't look like a complete moron.

Master_of_Puppets wrote:meh i am in the top 5 in my school for tektonik, although I gave up on the dance recently, I can do a couple good moves, funner with 2 or more people, I've done jumpstyle, tried and failed at hardstyle / melbourne shuffle...

Aw tektonik looks so goofy.

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In before Bill Hicks video. I don't dance either, I can be persuaded to slowdance if my woman threatens me with something though. Usually shes all around the floor in clubs etc, while I stand or sit around with crossed arms looking scary.

iGod wrote:In before Bill Hicks video. I don't dance either, I can be persuaded to slowdance if my woman threatens me with something though. Usually shes all around the floor in clubs etc, while I stand or sit around with crossed arms looking scary.

this.

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