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The best way to get a girl to take off her shirt on chat roulette.
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I set up this scheme. My snake eats once a week.

That should be good for at least 2 boobs or more I naively thought.

As you see, my first experiment ended with no boobs and my snake feeling full.

Maybe next time you women out there won't be so cruel.

Poor chicky. He never had a chance...

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I lol'd.

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I need to get myself a snake...
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a big fat anaconda.
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Or start holding kittens at gunpoint
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That is sick on so many levels.

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Bastet wrote:That is sick on so many levels.


A snake's gotta eat. :roll:
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I LOL'd really hard, my collegues told me they never heard me laugh so intense and hard.

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Blurred wrote:
Bastet wrote:That is sick on so many levels.


A snake's gotta eat. :roll:

Yeah, and not live food ;)

I have a snake and would never feed her live food, for a number of reasons.

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Wasn't funny at all
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Apy wrote:I LOL'd really hard, my collegues told me they never heard me laugh so intense and hard.

+1 topic

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frustrated nerd who never saw a real naked girl and never will

and so are those who find it funny
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ROFL thats insane!

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wimps, it's just a baby chicken :palm:

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I have seen so many photos of dead snakes, being killed by a rat or a rabbit... :x

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Bastet wrote:I have seen so many photos of dead snakes, being killed by a rat or a rabbit... :x


Oh man after I read this I googled around... those rabbits are kickass. And a mouse killing a snake..

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I have a urge to cut the snakes head off, always amusing.
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omg this is one hell of a big loser. Just some loser who will never see boobs and is desperate for them. I hope this kid gets picked on and bullied at school for what he does.
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I don't know what is worse, that he is feeding his snake live food, or that he is blackmailing GIRLS to get their boobs out!!!

He is so sick!!!

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Bastet wrote:I don't know what is worse, that he is feeding his snake live food, or that he is blackmailing GIRLS to get their boobs out!!!

He is so sick!!!



why is it bad to feed live animals to snakes? do they not eat it live out in the wild?
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Lol @ people taking this incredibly serious..

He's most likely not some weird nerd, but someone with a sense of humour. A dark sense of humour but a sense of humour nonetheless.
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A bit farked up but clever nevertheless...I bet that plan would actually work if he tried again a few times.
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Ichimaru420 wrote:A bit farked up but clever nevertheless...I bet that plan would actually work if he tried again a few times.


i have seen a picture where it worked.
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Bastet wrote:I don't know what is worse, that he is feeding his snake live food, or that he is blackmailing GIRLS to get their boobs out!!!

He is so sick!!!


he's clearly being a douche with the whole boob thing but whats so bad about live food. I used to feed my turtle feeder fish and he liked chasing them around alot more than jut eating food pellets, he actually started ignoring the food pellets after awhile in favor of the fish...
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Bastet wrote:I don't know what is worse, that he is feeding his snake live food, or that he is blackmailing GIRLS to get their boobs out!!!

He is so sick!!!


Well animals in the wild get eaten all the time while they are still alive. Its just the way life goes about. But I agree that the blackmailing part is pretty immature.
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How can he be so cruel to to a poor animal, he could buy dead meat instead. Btw snakes are lame things that should be not hold in a house. There are many incidents where "pet" eat his master by crushing his neck op poisoning till death. I really hope that snake feed on its master
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So feeding a snake a chick is crueler than raising mice from birth to feed to it? I don't see how. Only diff is people don't eat mice. Is it the fact that your Drumstick supply will be a little light?
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the snake eating the baby chicken video has been circling the internet for a looooong time...

he is some random on CR playing the video loop in hopes of bewbs... although its the first ive seen that specific video loop used on chatroullete
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Im angry at the fact this is kid blackmailing people.
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Ownage wrote:Im angry at the fact this is kid blackmailing people.


You write as if teenage girls visit chat roulette without planning to show their boobs.
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