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A bit old, but I lol'ed

Porn star Sexy Cora, real name Caroline Berger, has attempted and failed a world record oral sex attempt in a classic bountry pushing sex movie.

Hottie blond porn star Sexy Cora had aimed to service 200 lucky blow job happy men, but something went wrong with Caroline Berger and the porn stars attempt at world record blow job history.

An exhaused Sexy Cora, Carolin Berger could no longer take the strenous blow job action. Carolin Berger was forced to call off the record bid when Sex Cora collapsed after reaching her 75th man.

Suffering from breathing difficulties, Carolin Berger was rushed to hospital in Hamburg, Germany where Sexy Cora made the attempt.


The 21-year-old porn star, Carolin Berger is currently on police bail for filming sex scenes for another porno in a family park in broad daylight., the Sun said.


An out of luck Carolie Berger is facing indecency charges after outraged families called cops during Sexy Cora's public sex outrage.

http://hottiesinthenews.blogspot.com/20 ... -cora.html
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Bahaha, dumb whore.
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Guess she needs more practice...
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Devilman wrote:Guess she needs more practice...

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So around 200 is the world record?
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200

two fucking hundred. That's just.. 200 :soosad:
Man I have no words for that..


If the average guy takes 5 minutes to climax she'd have to perform fellatio for 16 hours straight. Can you imagine how disgusting that must be, both for her and the men. Even if those dudes only last a minute she'd still be busy for more than 3 straight hours. Take into account that she's fugly and we're looking at 20 hours at least.
I would like to know, or not really like, but I am curious as to how these attempts are performed. I mean 16 hours of sucking dick.. that's no small feat.
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woutR wrote:I mean 16 hours of sucking dick..


I lol'd so hard
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that's ger f*cking goal, sucking 200 d!cks...

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"Hey Caroline, i haven't seen you in so long..what have you been doing these days?"
"Oh not much..the other day i tried to suck 200 c0cks but only got up to 75..the usual"
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At least shes aiming high hahahahahahaha
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all those guys who were in line waiting to get head. didn't get any. stupid bitch didn't think of those people i bet.
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lmao, this excites me :sohappy:


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wouldve sucked to be that last guy

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I can just imagine her gasping for breath.

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Fury wrote:"Hey Caroline, i haven't seen you in so long..what have you been doing these days?"
"Oh not much..the other day i tried to suck 200 c0cks but only got up to 75..the usual"


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she shouldn't be too disappointed..75 is an accomplishment
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Imagine some broad sucking on your schlong, and then she pukes on it.
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So, does she swallow?
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wait wait I know, that blows for her, get it ? lol .....
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Sucks for No.76 :P
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Wow, who ever set the record must have been a real champ.

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I can see this shit being on the Olympics a few decades down the road...
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I lol'd.

Next time I guess everyone wants to be in the first 75.

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hahaha.

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